Chapter 2 - Babies galore! O_o

KrysOfDeath: Wow, people actually read this. O_O; I guess I have to update. ^^;
Sesshoumaru: *sigh* Damn you people. Encouraging her like this. U_U
KrysOfDeath: Oh, quiet, you. u_u *ahem* Now, in this chapter, we...um...
Sesshoumaru: Good, you forgot.
KrysOfDeath: No, I didn't forget, it's just that I like trying to trick you into THINKING that I forgot. ^_^
Sesshoumaru: ...dog. -_-
KrysOfDeath: Yes, yes. *waves hand* Now, to the hospital! :D
Sesshoumaru: ...why me? *whimpers*

FIVE MINUTES LATER, AT THE HOSPITAL

KrysOfDeath: *singing badly* OBLITERATE! EXTERMINATE! THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! >:D *stops singing* Yes! We will destroy all humans in the prefecture! -^^- *starts skipping down the hall all innocent-like*
Sesshoumaru: U_U What the crap...?
KrysOfDeath: *smashes into sign outside the maternity ward* Oro?! O_O What's this? *tries to read sign* Naw...new...not...what's that word? *points at sign*
Sesshoumaru: *sigh* It says, "NO TRESPASSING." Why doesn't it just say "Authorized personnel only?" That would make much more sense, and *stops* Are you listening?
KrysOfDeath: *examining the sign* That CAN'T say "no trespassing!" It's got the word TREES in there!
Sesshoumaru: It says "No trespassing." End of story.
KrysOfDeath: No, it says "No trees-passing!"
*silence*
Sesshoumaru: I'll make a point of remembering that should I ever become a tree. U_U Now, why can't we just read a health book or something, instead of wandering around in the maternity ward of a hospital?
KrysOfDeath: Um... *thinks for a moment* I dunno. *shrug*
Sesshoumaru: U_U ...Idiot.

FIVE MINUTES LATER, SOMEWHERE ELSE

KrysOfDeath: Okay, I got it! :D
Sesshoumaru: Eh? Got what?
KrysOfDeath: I dunno. But whatever it is, it's not what you're thinking.
Sesshoumaru: What the crap?! O_o What's that supposed to mean?!
KrysOfDeath: I dunno, it's one of the mysteries of life! ^_^
Sesshoumaru: ...Where's Rin? *walks off*
Rin: RIN IS HERE! :D
Sesshoumaru: o.o; I...see. ^^;
Rin: Lord Sesshoumaru, Rin has a very important question for you.
Sesshoumaru: *thinking* Oh, crap. It's not THAT question is it? *sweatdrop* *out loud* Why do you not just ask Jaken your "important" question, Rin?
Rin: Well, Jaken did not want to answer Rin. He seemed quite uncomfortable trying to answer. ^^;
Sesshoumaru: *thinking* Crap. *out loud* Well, what is it?
Rin: Lord Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: *several more sweatdrops* Yes, Rin?
Rin: Um...
Sesshoumaru: *freaks out* ASK THE QUESTION ALREADY! GEEZ!
Rin: O.o Oh, yes of course, Lord Sesshoumaru! ^^; What's a hymen?
*silence*
Sesshoumaru: *sweatdrop* Um...well, you see...how to explain this...
KrysOfDeath: You might have to explain it in terms that a child would understand. Don't want to get her confused, now, do ya? ^_^
Sesshoumaru: You're thoroughly enjoying this, aren't you?
KrysOfDeath: Yes, indeed-y! >:D
Sesshoumaru: Very well, then. U_U *turns back to Rin* You see, Rin, a hymen is...um... *thinks for a moment* It proves a woman's innocence! ^_^
Rin: OH! Rin understands now!
KrysOfDeath: *face-vault* *mumbles* That wasn't quite what I was going for...
Sesshoumaru: U_U
Rin: But Rin is still confused as to why Jaken was uncomfortable when Rin asked this question, Lord Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru: *sweatdrop* Um...well, you see...Jaken must have misheard you or something...yeah, that's it! ^^;
Rin: OH! ^_^ Okay! Lord Sesshoumaru, Rin has another question for you!
Sesshoumaru: *sigh* Yes, Rin?
Rin: Where do babies come from? *innocent smile*
Sesshoumaru: O_O;;; Uh...um... *thinking* Crap! This is going exactly how I thought it would! WHY?!?!?! *out loud* ASK HER! *points at KrysOfDeath*
KrysOfDeath: O_O WHA?!
Rin: Miss Author Lady? Lord Sesshoumaru told Rin to ask you! So...where do babies come from? *another innocent smile*
KrysOfDeath: Well...um...you see...
Audience: Yeeeeeees? *cup hands to ears, waiting for KrysOfDeath to answer*
Sesshoumaru: *thinking* Just as I thought. She is no more able to answer that question than I am. She IS just a stupid girl after all! *evil grin*
Rin: Rin is waiting! :D *Jaws theme plays in the background as Rin gives another innocent smile*
KrysOfDeath: ^^; Well, you see...Uh... *ahem* When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, Buddha flies down on a magical cloud and plants an egg in the ground. And when enough angels get their wings, the egg hatches and the baby is born! :D
Sesshoumaru: *face-vault*
Audience: ...Right... U_U
Rin: *gasp* REEEEEEALLY? *shiny eyes*
KrysOfDeath: Yup! ^_^
Sesshoumaru: Then how does the baby get inside the mother? *evil grin*
*silence*
Rin: YEAH! How does the baby get inside the mommy if the egg the baby is in is stuck inside the ground? *blinks in confusion*
KrysOfDeath: Uh...I really have no idea! :D Why don't you ask Sesshoumaru? ^_^
Sesshoumaru: O_O;
Rin: OKAY! -^^- Lord Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: *sigh* What, Rin?
Rin: Same question. ^_^
Sesshoumaru: ...Um...Uh...LEMMEALONE! *runs away*
All: ...
KrysOfDeath: Okaaaaaay...That was really weird. O.o
Rin: Author Lady?
KrysOfDeath: I have no idea, Rin. U_U It's one of the mysteries of life.
Audience: U_U

END OF CHAPTER!

Solving life mystery #2 (where babies come from) ...........FAILED

Emi-San: Boy, we made a lot a progress, didn't we? u.u;
*in the background, Rin is chasing the author around*
Rin: RIN STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!
KrysOfDeath: LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOONE! *wails dramatically*
Emi-San: ...Just...comment. U_U *thinking* I've GOTTA get outta here...

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