Chapter 3 - Almonds in Hershey Kisses!

Sesshoumaru: God DAMN it! Another chapter?! *screams*
KrysOfDeath: O_o Woah...that's WAY OOC. ^^;
Sesshoumaru: *cough* What is it this time? U_U
KrysOfDeath: Something I'm sure everyone has been wondering for the LONGEST time.
*silence*
Sesshoumaru: Yeah? What is it? *getting impatient*
KrysOfDeath: How do they get the almond inside Almond Hershey Kisses? O_o
Sesshoumaru: *sweat-drop* Um...
KrysOfDeath: Let's find out! :D
Sesshoumaru: Let's not...
*the audience nods in agreement right after Sesshoumaru says that*
KrysOfDeath: *gets out a Hershey Kiss and a giant mallet*
Sesshoumaru: What the hell is that for?! O_O;
KrysOfDeath: *evil grin* For the experiment of course! ^_^ *sets down Kiss carefully on a table marked with an X* -_O *aims carefully with mallet*
Sesshoumaru: U_U *puts in earplugs*
KrysOfDeath: BANZAI! >:D *smashes Hershey Kiss with the mallet*
*outside, the people passing by the KRYS research facility hear an earth-shaking crash and a VERY loud crack*
People: U_U ... *continue walking*
(A/N: It must happen a lot...)
*back inside the research facility*
Sesshoumaru: O____O;;;
KrysOfDeath: CRAP! I broke the almond! ~_~ *sorts through the pieces of the victim* CRAPCRAPCRAP! *slams mallet on the table*
Sesshoumaru: Um...why don't we...go to the Hershey's factory instead of trying to figure it out for ourselves? ^^;
KrysOfDeath: AHA! I got it! We'll go to the Hershey's factory instead! That way, we will learn the secret! And avoid pushing ourselves too far. It's PERFECT! :D *throws fist up in the air in triumph and smacks Sesshoumaru on the chin*
*silence*
Sesshoumaru: O_x ...ow...?
KrysOfDeath: ^^; Oopsies... *laughs nervously*
Sesshoumaru: ... *growls evilly*
KrysOfDeath: Um...Don't...hurt me? ^^;
*LATER*
*Sesshoumaru is chasing KrysOfDeath all around the research facility with the author's giant squeaky mallet*
Sesshoumaru: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID GIRL! *waves mallet threateningly*
KrysOfDeath: O____O I DIDN'T DO IT! *wails dramatically*

END OF CHAPTER!

Solving life's mystery #3: How do they get the almond inside Hershey's Almond Kisses?................FAILED.

Emi-San: We still aren't making much progress, are we? U_U

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