Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Submitted February 17, 2004 Updated March 12, 2004 Status Incomplete | What it is. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote it, but it came out okay. . .
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Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Sesshoumaru: U_U Another...chapter. *hides face* And I thought she would end this stupid thing.
KrysOfDeath: And WHY would I do that? ^_^
Sesshoumaru: To be nice.
KrysOfDeath: HEY! What have I told you about saying that word?
Sesshoumaru: Don't say it. U_u
KrysOfDeath: Precisely. *nod, nod* Now, in today's chapter, we are going to see exactly HOW many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Sesshoumaru: Yes, you see, in all previous research, the variables (being the human, the stupid owl, the turtle, and those freaky-looking monsters) always bit into the suckers before reaching the center...those stupid idiots...and now, because of them, I have to help figure it out with the most certifiably insane teenage girl that ever walked the face of the Earth! ~_~
KrysOfDeath: Stop complaining! U_U *hands Sesshoumaru a tootsie pop*
Sesshoumaru: u_U I hate you.
*LATER*
KrysOfDeath: So far, we have three-hundred seventy two licks, and still going! ^.^
Sesshoumaru: O____O *gags* My tongue...is numb... *eye twitches*
KrysOfDeath: *yawns and rests head on hand* You're taking forever! You're hardly halfway through! U_U
Sesshoumaru: *growls* You're so sympathetic. u_u;
KrysOfDeath: Yes, yes. My heart bleeds buttermilk for you.
Sesshoumaru: ~_~ *bites tootsie pop*
*CRRRK!*
KrysOfDeath: O___o You BROKE it! YOU BROKE IT! *bursts into tears* Now we'll NEVER know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! *wails dramatically*
Sesshoumaru: U_U *tosses tootsie pop stick away* Whatever. *goes off to bathroom to wash his mouth out* Those things are disgusting...
END OF CHAPPIE!
Solving life's mystery #4................FAILED.
Emi-San: No progress...whatsoever. U_U I need to fire those two. *shakes head*
KrysOfDeath: And WHY would I do that? ^_^
Sesshoumaru: To be nice.
KrysOfDeath: HEY! What have I told you about saying that word?
Sesshoumaru: Don't say it. U_u
KrysOfDeath: Precisely. *nod, nod* Now, in today's chapter, we are going to see exactly HOW many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Sesshoumaru: Yes, you see, in all previous research, the variables (being the human, the stupid owl, the turtle, and those freaky-looking monsters) always bit into the suckers before reaching the center...those stupid idiots...and now, because of them, I have to help figure it out with the most certifiably insane teenage girl that ever walked the face of the Earth! ~_~
KrysOfDeath: Stop complaining! U_U *hands Sesshoumaru a tootsie pop*
Sesshoumaru: u_U I hate you.
*LATER*
KrysOfDeath: So far, we have three-hundred seventy two licks, and still going! ^.^
Sesshoumaru: O____O *gags* My tongue...is numb... *eye twitches*
KrysOfDeath: *yawns and rests head on hand* You're taking forever! You're hardly halfway through! U_U
Sesshoumaru: *growls* You're so sympathetic. u_u;
KrysOfDeath: Yes, yes. My heart bleeds buttermilk for you.
Sesshoumaru: ~_~ *bites tootsie pop*
*CRRRK!*
KrysOfDeath: O___o You BROKE it! YOU BROKE IT! *bursts into tears* Now we'll NEVER know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! *wails dramatically*
Sesshoumaru: U_U *tosses tootsie pop stick away* Whatever. *goes off to bathroom to wash his mouth out* Those things are disgusting...
END OF CHAPPIE!
Solving life's mystery #4................FAILED.
Emi-San: No progress...whatsoever. U_U I need to fire those two. *shakes head*
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tikalgirl52 on September 3, 2005, 2:20:13 PM
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MORE CHAPTERS!!! lolKinshi on August 18, 2005, 8:47:28 AM
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CAN YOU ADD ME TO YOUR STORY? I've got: a heart on my for-head, Floor length Black hair with natural Hot pink Lightning bolt shaped streaks, black dog ears with Hot pink Lightning bolt shaped streaks (Like Inu's), A black cat like tail with Hot pink Lightning bolt shaped streaks, And Sesshomaru's markings (From his face: the purple stripes, eye shadow but Hot pink, and the stripes on his hands). I'm magical, elemental, and I can use the Inuyasha cast member's power's & weapons. silverfox on August 1, 2005, 7:34:40 AM
silverfox on
I know another of life's mysteries.... Probably the most infamous of all....How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
And another:
Why DID the chikkin cross the road?...
Such mysteries couldn't be explained, not even Sess-chan.
mangacheese1818 on July 28, 2005, 9:16:00 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! Wow, you really know how to annoy Sesshoumaru!Thisisreallymyusername on July 13, 2005, 11:00:21 PM
Well you shouldnt fire Sesshomru, krysofdeath is bothering him too much thats why he isnt working well. Sesshomru:*picks me up by my throat*how..many...times...do i have to say it? Here i'll say it so even a human can understand it STOP...FOLLOWING...ME BTW Nice fan fic!
Animegirl1994 on July 4, 2005, 5:47:05 AM
My friend tried that. He said that it took 3,000 and something licks. I don't know. That's what he said. Anyways, great story! *favs*YamiTenshi on March 24, 2005, 8:17:57 AM
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The next mystery should be why is cheesecake called cheesecake when it's obviously pie, but it's not called that because cheesepie doesn't sound too good. thank you for teaching me that crazy sensei.Sesshys_girl_5579 on October 21, 2004, 7:04:44 AM
That is funny! LOL! please write MORE! Sesshy: NO! Dont Write More! Me: Sesshomaru! Get out of my room! Sesshy: Ok ok I'm going. becca_the_fox_demon on September 15, 2004, 1:19:00 AM
OMG me and my friends are laughing our asses off *looks around the obviously empty room* don't worry, i can see them :DOtaku-Kitsune on August 6, 2004, 9:36:50 PM
*laughs for 5,000 years* LOL!!! That is SO funny! *blinks* When are you gonna make a new chappie? *blinks again* *waits* IT'S NOT COMING!!!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!!!!! *clings to computer screen* UPDATE SOON! PLEASE!! U_u