Chapter 1 - Twas An Anime Christmas

An anime Christmas poem



Twas the night before Christmas, and all were preparing

Morty was panicked, Sasuke not caring.

Yugi was there, with his tri-tone freakish hair,

They all waited, for St. Nicholas was soon to be there.



Faust was lying asleep in his bed,

As visions of Eliza danced in his head.

Inu Yasha and Kagome were under the `toe

And Kikyo muttered `That girl's got to go'



Lyserg in his cloak, and Jeanne in her cap,

Had just settled their brains for a long winter's nap

When suddenly, from the roof there came a loud smash

As Yoh dropped the Christmas lights with a mighty crash



`You moron! You nitwit! Your brain's totally fried!'

Was the stream of verbal abuse that Anna cried.

Yoh picked up the lights, ever so humble,

`I'm sorry Anna' he was heard to mumble.



`We'll need some new lights, but what are we to do?

The stores have been closed since five-thirty two.

You'll have to go find some, and make it snappy

Cause otherwise this Christmas is going to be crappy'



Thus armed with a list, and his sword in hand

Yoh set out to find the light bulbs as planned.

He checked at Wal-Mart, at Home Depot, and Sears

But they were all empty, feeding his fears.



Then, there in the distance, he saw a sign

`Cheap Christmas Lights: We're open till nine'

This were what the plastic sign did declare

And quick as a flash, Yoh was in there.



`What can I do for you,' the salesperson inquired.

`Please, buy something now, or I'm going to be fired'

Yoh examined their stock, it was light bulbs galore.

They covered each and every square inch of the store



Yoh picked up six boxes, and paid for them on credit

He won't have to pay, cause I'll make an edit

And armed with the bulbs, he started to roam

Then quick as a flash, went galloping home

`About time you got back' Anna said with a sneer

`Gee, someone is low on Christmas cheer'

Came the remark from Inu-Yasha, all dressed in red

Anna just scowled and flung a brick at his head



`Let's put up the lights!' Yoh exclaimed with glee

`And then, we can go and sing around the tree!'

`Not a chance' Len calmly stated

`Besides, caroling is way over-rated'



`Someone feels grinchy' Robin muttered

`I'm not the grinch!' Len hurriedly spluttered

`Then why don't you want to carol?' the witch hunter asked

`Because it's Christmas Eve, and I'm way over-tasked!'



Then down through the chimney (A rather tight squeeze)

Came a grumpy old dead guy, with no visible knees

`Bason's playing Santa? Who thought of that?'

`Bason!' Len screamed `Take off that hat!'



As Bason removed his furry red cap

Naruto let out a mighty `oh dear, oh crap!'

`I dropped that turkey! It's all over the floor!'

Anna kicked him out of the house `Go get us some more!'



Naruto dashed to the all-nighter district of turkey

Nearly being killed by a crazed zombie beef jerky

`Ah! It's the night of the living food' he shouted

`Yomiko warned me; I shouldn't have doubted'



`Don't worry, I'll save you!' Came the call of Cloud Strife

He chopped up that beef jerky with his over-sized knife

He opened his mouth and took a big bite

`That's tasty' he said with gleeful delight



`So what are you looking for, maybe I can help?'

Cloud offered the possessed ninja whelp.

`I need a new turkey, or Anna's gonna be pissed'

`She'll probably kill me; I won't be missed'



Thousands of fangirls rose up in their wrath

And carried Naruto to the city of Bath

Where he was then able to purchase a turkey

And ran back to house, past the mutilated beef jerky





`We've got a turkey, and we have light'

`Now we're going to bed, so to all, Good night!'

`Tomorrow is Christmas; it's practically here!'

`And we're all filled with TOO MUCH Christmas cheer!'



The end.



…Yes, I know, Cloud shouldn't be here. But I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with knife…Whatever.

I'm going to make up a parody of `How the Grinch Stole Christmas', with anime and video game people. `How Ganondorf Stole Christmas', mebbe…or maybe not…

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