Chapter 1 - shadow gets arrested

Short story: Shadow gets arrested



(Shadow was in his house on the couch reaching for the phone.)

Shadow: this is going to be so funny!

(Rouge walks in.)

Rouge: what are you doing?

Shadow: I'm going to get back at bush for what he did four years ago!

~4 years ago~

Bush: as elected president, I shall commit my duties by the following, 1: raise taxes! 2: kill all homeless people! And 3: rob all the rich and give it to the homeless but then realize there dead so then I keep the money for myself! MUAHAHAHA!

Shadow: nooooooo!

~present day~

Rouge: so you waited four years to do this?

Shadow:…yes.

Rouge: what are you even going to do?

Shadow: watch!

(Dials phone.)

~White house~

(President bush was sitting in his chair until the phone rings.)

Bush: hello? President bush speaking.

Shadow: Italy is attacking! *snicker*

Bush: my god. LAUNCH THE A-BOMB!

(The a-bomb fired and landed on Italy, literally eradicating it.)

Bush: there, now we won't be hearing from those Italian punks!

Shadow: *snicker* and *snicker* YOUR FLYIS UNDONE!! HAHAHA! *Beep…*

Bush: destroy him!

Agent: uh, sir, don't you think that's a little too lethal?

Bush: oh fine, arrest him.

~Shadow's house~

Shadow: HAHAHAHA! Oh man, haha.

Rouge: was that really funny to you?

(Three agents bust in.)

Agent 1: shadow the hedgehog, you are under arrest.

Shadow: how come?

Agent 3: for prank calling the president.

(Agent 2 and 3 grab shadow by the arms.)

Shadow: wait, how did you know it was me?

Agent 2: well for one, you just told us. Two, we were watching you through a surveillance camera.

Shadow: camera?

(Shadow looks up at a corner and sees a camera.)

Shadow: aw, poop.

Agent 1: okay, come with us, punk.

(The three agents walk away with shadow.)

Shadow: ROUGE, HELP ME!

Rouge: *sigh* I'm going to regret saying this, but hold on shadow; I'll get you out.

(Rouge runs out of house and follows agents to a big building that says `PRISON' on the front.)

~Inside~

(Agents throw shadow in a cell.)

Agent 2: this is your cell you will be staying in. Your cellmate is over there.

(Points to a psycho looking guy in a corner.)

Agent 3: his name is Carl, but call him Cindy.

Shadow: why?

Agent 1: he thinks he is a woman.

Shadow: O_O

Agent 3: so look out.

(All leave. After a while, rouge comes and stops at shadow's cell.)

Shadow: yay! You came to save me!

Rouge: yeah, whatever. Who's your cellmate?

Shadow: Cindy.

Rouge: but that's a-

Shadow: shh! He thinks he's a woman.

Rouge: O_O… that's scary.

Shadow: just get me out of here!

Rouge: oh, right.

(Rouge starts picking at shadow's lock with her nail until bush walks in.)

Bush: what do you think your doing?!?

Rouge: uhh…

Shadow: c'mon! Can't you just let me off the hook this once? Please? I'm sorry for what I did!

(A long silence filled the room.)

Bush:… oh, fine! You can go, IF, you answer the following question correctly.

Shadow: okay.

Bush: does my mustache make me look older?

(Points to his upper lip.)

Shadow: what mustache?

Bush: HA! WRONG! HE CAN'T GO! HAHA!

Rouge: WHAT? But you DON'T have a mustache!

Bush: yes I do! See?

(Points at his upper lip again.)

Rouge: your crazy.

Bush: do the Italians know?

Shadow: you just killed all of them this morning!

Bush: hmm… that's what they want us to think! FIRE THE A-Z BOMB ON EUROPE!

(A-Z bomb fires and hits Europe, literally eradicating that.)

Rouge: how many more countries are you gonna kill?

Bush: I dunno.

Rouge: c'mon! Just let him go. Please?

Bush:… oh, I get it!

Rouge:…?

Shadow:…?

Bush: you two like each other! -^-^-

Shadow: -O_O-

Rouge: -O_O-*

(Stomps up to president and grabs him by the collar.)

Rouge: listen to me, you! If you say that one more time I swear I'll gut you, strangle you with your own intestines, then I'll dump your body in a river! GOT THAT?!

Shadow: dang!

Bush: okay! He can go! Just don't hurt me!

(Gives Rouge the key.)

Shadow: yeah!

(Rouge unlocks shadow's cell and lets him out and they both walk out.)

Shadow: y'know? I learned something today: never prank call Bush or he'll go crazy and arrest you.

Rouge: -_-;

Shadow: what?

(Rouge smacks Shadow and walks off.)

Shadow: ow! Why did you do that?





THE END

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