Chapter 2 - charmys open house

Short Story 2: Charmy's open house



(Shows charmy in his desk with a bored look on his face.)

Teacher: class, I have an announcement for you before you leave.

Charmy: *groan*

Teacher: tonight is open house here at 6 o'clock to 7. Now I expect everyone of you to show up with your parents and…

Charmy: but what if you don't-

Teacher: DO IT!! Now as I was saying, I expect every one of you to show up with your parents or you will get a zero for participation.

Charmy: aw, man.

(Bell rings.)

Teacher: see you tonight.

(Later at the detective agency, Charmy comes in and goes straight to his room.)

Charmy: man, this sucks. I don't have any parents, just an Espio and a Vector.

(Shows Espio and Vector in the main room.)

Espio: so, what's for dinner?

Vector: we got leftovers from yesterday.

Espio: oh, you mean those burgers we got from McDonalds?

Vector: yeah.

Espio:…alright.

(Goes back to Charmy's room.)

Charmy: oh well, guess I don't have another choice.

(Charmy goes to the main room.)

Charmy: guys, there is an open house at my school and you guys have to come.

Vector: do we have to?

Charmy: yes.

Espio: why?

Charmy: because my teacher said to or I will get a zero because my teacher is a b-

Espio: but don't you need to bring parents to an open house?

Charmy: well, I don't know where mine are so you guys are gonna go to replace my parents.

Vector: okay…

Charmy: great! Now lets get ready, the open house starts in an hour!

(One hour later, Espio, Vector, and Charmy show up at the school.)

Charmy: okay, remember what I said,

(Points to Vector.)

Charmy: no singing,

(Points to Espio.)

Charmy: and no beating people up all ninjitsu style got it?

Vector: yes

Espio: yes

Charmy: great!

(In the cafeteria, Espio and Vector were sleeping on a table as the principle makes this long, boring speech.)

Principle: and that concludes this speech…

(Espio and Vector wake right up.)

Espio: finally!

Vector: you said it!

Principle: now you may go see the teachers.

(Math.)

Teacher: hi, I am Mr. Valdez, the math teacher, and I will speak to each parent about his or her child's progress.

(Mr. Valdez looks over at Espio, Charmy and Vector and walks over.)

Mr. Valdez: excuse me, but I couldn't help but wonder, are you two really his-

Vector: no

Mr. Valdez: so that means you two aren't-

Espio: yes

Mr. Valdez: so you're from-

Espio and Vector: yes

Mr. Valdez:…oh, thank god! I mean I was looking over here just like, starring and thinking…whoa.

(Mr. Valdez walks off.)

Espio: hmm…it seems the fool's words are as empty as his mind.

Vector: oh, don't start with that ninja crap!

Espio: baka

Vector: what?

Espio: nothing

(Reading)

Teacher: hello, I am Mrs. Flores and…

(Mrs. Flores looks over at Vector.)

Mrs. Flores: sir…

Vector: huh?

Mrs. Flores: I'm gonna have to ask you to remove the headset.

Vector: you mean take them off?!

Mrs. Flores: yes

Vector: I can't do that! It'll be like…like…

Mrs. Flores: sir you can either put it under the desk, or I will have to keep them until the end of this meeting.

(Vector slowly takes off his headphones and starts too tear.)

Vector: *sniff* I'm gonna miss you, man…*sniff*

Espio: oh, please! It's just a stupid heap of junk!

Mrs. Flores: and I do not allow weapons in my room.

Espio: but a ninja never parts with his weapons!

(Vector gives Espio a hard look.)

Espio: *sigh* just to be fair…

(Espio takes out one kunai and places it on the desk.)

Espio:…what? That's it

Vector: oh, for the love of…

(Vector grabs Espio by the legs and starts shaking him. Countless stars, kunais and three katanas slips out of Espio's pockets.)

Vector: geez! How do you keep all this stuff in such small pockets?!?

(Three stacks of million dollar bills fall out.)

Vector: WHAT THE F-

Mrs. Flores: I do not allow foul language in this room!!!!!

Vector:…udge…you've been holding out on us!!!!!!!!!!

(Espio shrugs.)

Charmy: how did you get all of that?

Espio: I have a secret assassin job.

Charmy: really?

Espio: nah, just kidding. I really just wash cars

Vector: cars?

Espio: nah, I-

Vector: will you just say where you get the money?!?

Espio: assassin

Charmy: but you said you were kidding

Espio: yeah, about kidding

All: O_O

(Science. Espio was waiting by the door while Vector and Charmy were sitting at table.)

Charmy: c'mon, Espio! Sit at the table with us.

Espio: no, that's okay. I'll just stand over here

(The science teacher walks up behind Espio and taps him on the shoulder.)

Teacher: excuse me bu-

(Espio sucker punches the teacher, knocking him out.)

All: aaahhhhh!!!

Espio: oh my god, I'm so sorry! You can't just sneak up on me like that

Vector: well, I guess that leaves us with just one more class…

Charmy: can I kill myself yet?

(English.)

Vector: just hope this one goes a lot faster

Espio: yeah, I wanna go home

(A random guy comes in and stands in front of the room.)

Charmy: who are you?

Guy: the English teacher, Mrs. McGann, cannot be here because she tripped on the stairs and broke her liver

Espio: is that even-

Guy: just get outta here

(Outside.)

Vector: finally! C'mon, lets go!

(Espio is following them until three kids stop him.)

Kid 1: wow! Is that a real ninja star?

Kid 2: can I touch it?

(All kids jump Espio.)

Espio: aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!! They're attacking like little monsters!!!!

Vector:…lets leave him

Charmy: right behind you

(Charmy and Vector run off, leaving Espio.)

Espio: noooo!!!! Don't leave me!

(More and more kids pile Espio until he's completely covered.)











The End

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