Chapter 1 - Untitled
Submitted January 1, 2004 Updated March 12, 2004 Status Incomplete | its not really funny but oh well
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Chapter 1 - Untitled
Chapter 1 - Untitled
Beyblade V-Force: the movie
So let me give you some background info. Jade loves Rei and Rei likes Jade. Nikki likes Kai and yeah. And Tyson likes Hilary and visa versa. (there were pictures but they wouldnt come in.)
First Scene, Action
Hilary: get a move on boys you are so slow. I could run faster than you.
Tyson: sorry miss queen of the ugly people.
Rei: shut up the both of you. We are all in this together
Chief: you guys just go ahead I’ll catch up.
Nikki: hey guys whats up
Tyson: miss queen of the ugly people is “Training” us
Rei: yeah I’m going with Tyson this time
Hilary: get a move on
Nikki: jeez Hilary don’t be so bossy
Hilary: why not you boss Kai around
Nikki: that’s cause he’s my boyfriend
*Kai enters scene*
Kai: were you talking about me??
Nikki: no
*Nikki gives Kai a hug*
Nikki: we would never talk bad about you
Hilary: rigggght
Kai:ahh attack of the neon colored shirts
Hilary: ha ha very funny, how come I can’t see bit beasts
Tyson: maybe you’re BLIND or something
Scene Two
*At the pizza parlor, waited an hour for food*
Jade: HEY WERE’S OUR FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: dude it’s in front of you
Jade: I knew that
Nikki: were you trying to be stupid???
Jade: no
Rei: hey peoples. Why are we here?
Tyson: Duh to get food
*Rei sits down next to……….. umm yeah….Jade….. are you happy Kathleen*
*Kai is leaning against the wall*
Nikki: Kai what are you doing.
*Kai sits down next to Nikki*
Kai: nothing
Rei:…………………………. Jade can I ask you something………………………………
Jade: no you can’t……………why?
Rei: like privately
Jade: sure
*Jade and Rei are outside.*
Rei:…..umm….. man this is really hard to explain….no were not breaking up….. will you be my..
Jade: I’m waiting…you will be my what……..
Rei: will you be my…………………………………………………………girl…………friend
Jade: umm………………………………………………..let me think about it ok
Rei: ok
Kai: dude what are you doing outside, your pizzas getting cold
Rei: you can have mine
Kai: kooooooooooooooool
Jade: Rei are you there…
Rei: no…..yes…….no……yes……maybe…have you decided yet
Jade: no not yet
*Inside*
Tyson: food fight
Nikki: Tyson you are such an idiot so just SHUT UP
Kai: I agree with Nikki
*Jade and Rei walk in………holding………………a bottle of water each*
Tyson: why do you have a bottle of water
Rei: maybe because I was thirsty
Tyson: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Nikki: SHUT UP not Kai though and not Rei. And not Jade
*Tyson tries to punch Nikki. He misses.*
Kai: well that wasn’t very nice
Nikki: you didn’t like stop him or something like that. Yeah you’re sure a GREAT boyfriend.
Kai: well sorry I was…..I was…………………………..…..eating pizza.
Nikki:……………….well so what
*Rei is sitting next to Jade and has his arm around her….ARE YOU HAPPY KATHLEEN.*
Jade: I never made a decision yet…wait……yes I have………yes I will
Tyson: what are they talking about
Nikki: I know exactly what they are talking about
Jade: you do……………..oh yeah you do
Nikki: congrates, Tyson you are to stupid to understand, they are a couple.
Rei: Nikki I didn’t want Tyson to know
Nikki: well he’ll forget
Tyson: what did you say Nikki
Nikki: see I told you
Scene Three
*Beyblade arena sort of*
Rei: are you ready
Jade: whenever you are
Rei and Jade: let it rip
*Jade beats Rei*
Jade: ha ha ha ha I beat you
*Next match*
Kai: you’re going down
Nikki: oh yeah
*Nikki beats Kai.*
Hilary: yeah
Kai: nice battle, but I will beat you next time
Nikki: yeah right
Kai: oh yes I will. Bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha. *choke, choke, cough, cough*
Ozuma: that was fake…….yeah
Nikki: you’re in the wrong movie get out. You’re in Kathleen’s movie
Ozuma: oh yeah
*Next battle*
Tyson: I’m going to beat you………wait there’s no one battling me. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hilary: that was retarded. TYSON SHUT UP!!!!!!!!NOW!!!!! Ok. Ok.
Nikki: yeah Hilary you shut up
Hilary: that made no sense
Nikki: I meant to say HILARY SHUT UP. Ok
Tyson: dude stop fighting
Kai: aaaahhhhhhh attack of the neon colored shirts…………….ahhh
Rei: would you stop saying that
Jade: yeah that’s starting to get annoying
Kai: ok I got to ask Nikki first
Nikki: yeah it’s really getting annoying
Rei: what are we going to do now
Nikki: lets go to Kai’s house
Kai: no lets go to Nikki’s house
Nikki: oh fine…….last one there is a dead Dranzer
Kai: hey
Nikki: oh well……..ready…set…go
*Nikki’s house*
Tyson: who wants to order pizza
Hilary: we already had pizza
Jade: Tyson you’re a….umm…a…. stupid moron
Scene Four
*Near the ocean, there is a railing…….*
*Kai is leaning against the railing.*
Tyson: Kai what do you think about cause you’re always leaning agaist something
Kai: nothing really just things…………..
Rei: things like what
Tyson: yeah give us the scoop
Kai: how about leave me alone. ALL OF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Jade: well he’s not in a good mood to day
Hilary: and no one knows why
*Nikki enters scene*
Nikki: hey guys what’s up
Rei: nothing much, but Kai’s on a bad mood
Nikki: hey Tyson, Hilary, Jade, Rei
Tyson: why is your boyfriend being a jerk
Nikki: excuse me, I don’t have a boyfriend
Jade: Since when
Nikki: since a long time ago. I’ve never had a boyfriend
Kai: ALL YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!
Rei: umm… Nikki can you go and ask Kai whats wrong
Nikki: who’s Kai??? I don’t know any Kai
*Nikki walks over to Kai.*
Kai: what do you want?
Nikki: well the other kids wanted to know whats wrong with you
Kai: why are people asking that question. Whats wrong…I’ll tell you whats wrong. You you’re always asking me to do this do that, it’s starting to get annoying.
Rei: what’s going on over there
Jade & Rei: I have no idea
Kai: that’s whats wrong ok
Nikki: well sorry. If you don’t like me and I don’t like you then one of us has tho leave.
*Kai throws a punch at Nikki. Hits her head. Nikki falls to the ground.*
Kai: I guess you going to have to go.
Rei: why did you do that Kai??
Jade: oh no you know what this means….
Tyson: no I don’t.
Jade: this means they broke up
Hilary: well that must be the answer
*Nikki gets up*
Nikki:well I battle you for it Kai
Kai: bring it on
*Kai wins*
Kai: a deal is a deal. Good:bye
Nikki: I never said winner gets off easy
Kai: what do you mean
Nikki: loser choses
Rei: oh no
Nikki: you have to…….leave
Jade: this is about to get serious
Hilary: back away everyone
Kai: so you think I’m a loser.
Nikki: that’s exactly what I think
Kai: oh really…..waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hilary: wow I’ve never seen Kai cry before, just yell
Jade: I never knew he was sensitive. Really I didn’t
Kai: you’re just jealous because you could never beat me
Nikki: yeah I could. This time I was trying to lose to make you happy.
Kai: yeah well you’re stupid deal is off
Nikki: so you don’t want me doing your homework. I really don’t care about the other part of the deal.
Kai: well why don’t you tell everyone the other part of the deal.
Nikki: why don’t you tell them
Kai: no you
Nikki: you
Kai: you
Tyson: SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU
Jade: uhh Tyson you shouldn’t of said that
Kai: well since this is over I’ll just leave
*Kai leaves scene*
Nikki: bye-bye
Hilary: what was that all about?
Nikki: nothing it’s all his fault
Jade: what is his fault
Nikki: well he wanted me to do his homework so we made a deal. He came over to my house for dinner. It was going fine until my sister asked “ why do you have those blue markes on your checks. Does my sis have blue lipstick.” Of course I don’t were lipstick. Then he kinda walked out. I don’t know why. Then I asked him what was wrong and he said everything. I don’t know what was wrong.
Jade: you don’t have a sister
Nikki: yes I do
Tyson: is she cute?
Hilary: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!
Tyson: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you should not swear
Tyson: go Dragoon
Dragoon: roar…*goes back in blade*
Tyson: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jade: Tyson, you are such a cry baby
Rei: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*falls down the side of the mountain*
Jade: oh no
Ozuma: Rei I’ll save you
Hilary: then you would kinda DIE
Ozuma: oh well *dives after Rei*
Nikki: oh nooooooooooooooooooo…..why did I say that. He’s not my boyfriend.
Kai: I am Nikki’s boyfriend
*Nikki gives Kai a hug*
Hilary: I thought you broke up
Kai: that was just a joke
Jade: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hilary: oh
Scene Five
*Kai’s house Kai is having a pool party for his b:day*
Tyson: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU…HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU… HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KAI… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Jade: yeah
Nikki: he’s finally 10
Kai: I’m 14
Hilary: ooooook
Nikki: oh I knew that
Rei: oww that hurt
Jade: you’re not hurt
Hilary: well falling off a cliff is going to hurt
*Tyson likes Hilary*
Tyson: Hilary, will you go out with Kai…no not Kai…….me
Hilary NOT EVEN OF YOU WERE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH…sure
Jade: oook we are now all couples except Ozuma.
Ozuma: I have a girlfriend
Nikki: who is it then
Jade: yeah who is it
Kai: tell us
Ozuma: umm…her name is…I don’t have a girlfriend
Tyson: ohhhhhh
Ozuma: her name is Marium
Rei: that one girl on your team that battled me
Jade: I thought she was Joseph’s sister
Ozuma: yeah she is but she has a crush on me
Kai: aren’t we going in the pool
Tyson: oh yeah that’s the reason we came here, for your birthday
Jade: everyone get into the pool
Hilary: lets play volleyball
Nikki: ok teams are, team one: me, Kai, Jade, and Rei. Team two: Hilary, Tyson, Ozuma, and Marium
*Team one wins*
Marium: that was a well played game
Jade: but we beat you
Rei: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha
Hilary: showoff
Kai: I heard that
Tyson: hey Hilary, the only reason Kai had this party was so he could showoff his six-pack
Kai: I heard that two *hits Tyson on the head with the side if his blade things*
Hilary: that wasn’t very nice *tries to hit Kai, misses*
Nikki: ok we’re not going to be fighting all day. We are going to have fun.
*the day ends*
Scene Six
*Christmas Day at Nikki’s house. Isn’t that hunky dorey*
Tyson: YAY IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilary: Tyson you are standing under the mistle toe *isn’t that hunky dorey*
Tyson: oh well………………………….. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *moves*
Kai: how come there are no presents under the tree.
Nikki: maybe because you don’t live here.
Jade: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ozuma: would you stop with the bwaa ha ha thing *sits down on the couch*
Nikki: time to open presents
Tyson: there are no presents
Jade: they’re hidden. It’s a treasure hunt.
Marium: whoop-te-do
Kai: oh that is tricky. I’m not stupid.
Rei: oooook. That is weird.
Jade: some may be hidden outside.
Hilary: it’s cold outside. BURR, ITS COLD IN HERE. THERE MUST BE SOME FALCONS IN THE ATMOSPHERE.
Tyson: SHUT UP!!!!
Nikki: ready.. set……GO
Rei: let’s go find presents
Kai: I found one *points at Nikki*
Tyson: oooooooooooooooooooooooook
Hilary: ahhhhhhh attack of the couples
Jade: ha ha very funny
Tyson: ohh I found one *package size of dime*
Ozuma: that is the biggest present I’ve ever seen
Marium: oooooohh I found one
Kai: I found one *car wrapped in bow, outside* who bought me this. I can’t drive.
Nikki: I bought you the car. And did you here the new law. Anybody 14 and over can take the test, drive
Tyson: koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Hilary: how come no one every buys me something nice
Jade: I can see why
Rei: ha ha ha ha ha. Ohhhhhh Nikki you got to find the present I gave you.
Nikki: does it say from Rei on it
Rei: yup
*Nikki opens package*
Nikki: you got me a stuffed bird and dragon oh thank you
Kai: wait to see what I got you
Jade: I have already seven presents. Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Nikki: how thoughtful Kai *picture in frame of them two*
*Two hours later*
Marium: wasn’t that so fun??
Kai: yeah look at all these presents, especially that Porsche 911 Carrera
Jade: how did you afford that car, Nikki????
Nikki: I have no idea. I got it from Santa.
Ozuma: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Tyson: oh I got a stuffed Dragoon
Driger: roar *goes back into blade*
Rei: why does he always do that.
Nikki: who knows
*Kai is standing under the mistle toe*
Rei: move Kai
Kai: fine *moves over to the left*
Marium: ok this is weird. I’m going home.
Ozuma: me too
Rei: me three
Jade: me four
Tyson: me six
Hilary: me five
Kai: well we’re the only ones left
Nikki: I thought you gave me a very thoughtful present
Kai: well I knew you got me something really cool. I didn’t know it was going to be a car.
*Kai gives Nikki a hug*
*Over at Rei’s house*
Jade: I think I should go home now
Rei: wait *gives Jade a hug. ARE YOU HAPPY KATHLEEN!!!!!!*
*Over at Tyson’s house*
Hilary: I guess I should go now. Ok.
Tyson: ok bye *gives Hilary a hug*
*Over Ozuma’s house. Wait he doesn’t have a house. Oh well*
Marium: why are we here?
Ozuma: cause all of the other people went home *Ozuma gives Marium a hug*
Scene Seven
*Ice cream parlor*
Tyson: oooooooh cool more food.
Hilary: why is he so stupid???
Rei: I think the cold is getting to him
Kai: ooook. How can the cold be getting to you. Either it got to him or it didn’t.
Jade: it did
Nikki: or maybe he’s that way all the time
Ozuma: maybe he eats to much
Tyson: do you think I’m fat Ozuma
Jade: whatever
Nikki: why don’t we go bowling
Kai: it is to cold to eat ice cream
Hilary: why did we come here then
Rei: cause tyson wanted to
*Bowling alley*
Kai: ooohhh I’m winning
Tyson: waaaaaaaaa. I’m losing.
Marium: you’re only losing by 100 points
Jade: that is a lot of points
Nikki: ohhhhhhhhhh I’m in second.
Hilary: would you stop saying ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ozuma: man I’m next to last
Marium: I’m last. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kai: it’s just a game and I’m WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilary: would you stop bragging
Computer: well that one dude named Alfonzo is winning.
Everyone: who’s Alfonzo
Computer: Kai
Tyson: DARN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: calm down Tyson. It’s just a game, that is fun.
Nikki: yeah
Ozuma: I agree with the girls.
Marium: so do I
Tyson: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Everyone is ganging up on me. I didn’t do anything.
Rei: he has gone crazy
Jade: you think so
Hilary: I do ,and he’s my boyfriend.
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Kai: is that all you can say Ozuma
Tyson: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *sniff, sniff*
Computer: error……Tyson is winning
Nikki: he is????????
Jade: oh my gosh
Tyson: cool. I’M WINNING. I’M WINNING. BOO YA. BOO YA!!!!!!!!!
Kai: bragger
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook…………………………why are we here??????
Jade: cause we felt like going bowling
Marium: yeah we did
Hilary: we are here because we feel like it. Do you have any questions????????
Rei: I don’t think he would have a problem with that
Tyson: I’M WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: I am awaiting destiny………
Ozuma: oook that was weird. Link you aren’t supossed to be here.
Link: so. I CAN BE HERE IF I WANT TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: oooooooook. Get lost……….
Nikki: Link, can you kill Zelda for me please???????????????????????????????
Link: sure
Jade: I agree
Rei: why do you want to kill Zelda????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Marium: cause she is stupid and a weakling and ugly.
Hilary: I like Zelda
Tyson: can we get back to bowling please.
Ozuma: STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not in first.
Nikki: it’s just a game….would you be quite Kai????
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Tyson: why are there stupid fishes on the script sheet????????
Jade: I have no idea
Nikki: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Rei: is that the only thing you can say
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Kai: why are we at a bowling alley and not bowling???
Jade: oh yeah. We forgot all about bowling.
Tyson: I’M WINNING!!! I’M WINNING!!!!
Marium; how could we forget about that.
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooook
Hilary: would you stop saying that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: hee hee hee
Rei: why is zelda here???
Scene Eight
*the zoo*
Rei: oooooooh look there are the white tigers. Ha ha that sounds weird.
Jade: has Rei gone a little wack since we’ve been here???
Tyson: who knows
Marium: maybe he wasn’t kidding????
Ozuma: oh who cares
Flash Leopard: roar…….roar…………………….ROAR!!!!!!!
Kai: has Ozuma gone crazy too
Nikki: no just his bit:beast
Hilary: WHAT IS A BIT-BEAST??????????????
Tyson: Hilary, calm down. We are at the zoo and going to have fun.
Hilary: ok. Lets go have fun.
Rei: have all people gone mad
Nikki: no not me and Jade and Kai and Marium and you.
Marium: how nice of you to say that
Jade: could you look me in the eye and tell me that your happy now-
Tyson: why are you singing???
Kai: she can sing if she wants to.
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook….wait. I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!
Nikki: now Ozumas gone crazy.
Jade: oh well
Marium: LETS BEYBLADE! LETS BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP! *farts*
Everyone: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it smells in here.
Hilary: ok that really smelled bad. Who did that????????
*everyone is silent*
A guy named Bob that nobody knows: ewww it smells over here. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Kai: does it look like we care
Tyson: yeah
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
*Jade hits Ozuma with a frying pan*
Marium: well that wasn’t very nice
Nikki: at least it got him to shut up
Rei: and he says ooooooooooooooooooooooooooook too many times
Ozuma: pretty birdies
Jade: all better
Tyson: yeah whatever.
Gidoen: by tomorrow the blade breakers bit-beasts will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilary: that was weird
Scene Nine
*someplace in Alaska. Don’t ask me how they got there*
Nikki: it’s cold here. WHY ARE WE HERE?????
Rei: cause the director of this movie wanted us to be here. Duh it’s common sense
Hilary: Tyson, get your butt over here now.
Tyson: why????????
Marium: cause shes your girlfriend.
Ozuma: yeah
Kai: stupid Alaska
Tyson: oohhhhhhh we can make a snowman
Jade: how about not
Nikki: I agree with Jade
Rei: ok. That actually might be fun.
Hilary: ok no teams. Couple teams. Nevermind.
Tyson: why?
Marium: cause she said so
Ozuma: yeah. Ready….set….GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: who’s judge.
Mariah: I am.
Jade: ok
Shippu: ohhhhhh. Cool. That’s my picture.
Kai: show off. Oh yeah my pictures there too. Yeah.
Rei: kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Ok.
Nikki: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe
Jade: my favorite is the picture of Rei.
Tyson: well duh
Ozuma: yeah yeah.
Marium: can we get on with the snowmen.
Mariah: well so far all your snowmen suck.
Rei: why are there pictures on the script???
Kai: I have no idea.
Nikki: Kai, we have to win this.
Jade: Rei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: Hilary…
Hilary: what?
Tyson: will you please help me.
Rei: sure.
Ozuma: Marium, do the head.
Marium: ok.
Kai: our snowman really looks demented.
Nikki: no it doesn’t. wait. Yes it does.
Jade: Rei, will you get over here.
Rei: I was just looking at the competition.
Mariah: you have five minutes left.
Tyson: what???????
Hilary: I didn’t know we were being timed.
Ozuma: that’s not fair.
Marium: yeah.
Mariah: oh well. Now there’s four minutes and fifty-eight seconds left.
Jade: Rei, make the head.
Rei: ok.
Ozuma: we’re done!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marium: it’s a contest of who’s looks the best, not who’s is done first.
Kai: duh.
Nikki: oh well. Wait. We’re done, too.
Tyson: darn it.
Hilary: just put the hat on and we’re done.
Mariah: times up. Ok.
Ozuma: who’s the winner.
Marium: let her think Ozuma.
Kai: tick tock tick tock. We’re waiting.
Nikki: be patient.
Mariah: the winner is….Bob.
Everyone: who’s Bob???
Mariah: bob is the couple that both there first names start with n and k.
Nikki: we won. We won!!!!!!!!!
Marium: you can stop bragging now.
Kai: yeah stop. It’s scary.
Tyson: darn it.
Hilary: come on Tyson it was just a fun game.
Rei: yup. I had fun.
Jade: you have fun at eveything you do.
Ozuma: that was a little harsh.
Rei: so you’re saying I’m too happy.
Jade: no…
Mariah: I’m going now *exits scene left*
Nikki: oh no…
Kai: what??
Rei: maybe you shouldn’t be my girlfriend.
Jade: maybe I shouldn’t
Rei: fine.
Jade: fine.
Marium: now we can’t do couple teams.
Ozuma: oh darn it.
Tyson: what did you do now.
Ozuma: Flash Leopard ate Dragoon.
Tyson: what??????
Hilary: he’s kidding Tyson.
Nikki: really??
Kai: yeah. Dragoons over there with Draginia.
Jade: oh yeah.
Rei: it looks like their doing something not right.
Tyson: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ozuma: yeah it does.
Marium: boys are so sick minded
Kai: no we’re not
Hilary: yes you are
Nikki: yeah I agree. Draginia, get back over here, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Draginia: roar…………*does not come back* stupid dragon/bird thing.
Dragoon: roar…………
Rei: Nikki, you bit-beast is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid.
Tyson: yeah
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook.
Marium: would you shut up
Kai: really?????????????????????????????
Hilary: sure. Ozuma should shut up.
Jade: whatever
Nikki: ok.
Jade: *exits scene left*
Rei: *exits scene right*
Tyson: that was weird.
Ozuma: yeah, whatever.
Hilary: I LOVE DOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marium: that was scary
Nikki: yes it was.
Kai: no duh.
Tyson: Hilary’s always weird.
Ozuma: ok yeah whatever.
Hilary: I LOVE DOTS AND TYSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: now that was scary beyond all reasons.
Kai: no duh.
Nikki: ok yeah. It sure is quiet.
Scene Ten
*Kai’s house*
Jade: this is the first time I’ve ever been in your house.
Rei: well duh. No ones ever been in his house.
Nikki: you don’t have to point it out. We all know that.
Kai: I don’t agree with anyone right now.
Ozuma: we all know that.
Marium: we do?
Hilary: I have no clue what he’s talking about. Of course Kai really never agrees with anyone.
Tyson: yeah. Cool house Kai. It looks kinda like a high tech lab.
Jade: WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW. IS HATRED SWEET HATRED. IT’S THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO LITTLE OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rei: that’s not very nice.
Nikki: it’s a joke
Kai: really?
Hilary: yeah it is.
Tyson: I like that llama
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Marium: has he always been that strange?
Jade: yes he has.
Rei: yeah. It has been kinda weird with him around.
Nikki: well yeah
Kai: try sleeping in the same room with him. That is hard
Hilary: no way.
Tyson: oohhhhhhhhh pretty llama
Ozuma: darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marium: shut up, Ozuma.
Jade: what has he done know?
Rei: I have no clue.
Nikki: I don’t think anyone does
Kai: Flash Leopard ran off again.
Hilary: oooooooooooooooooooooook
Tyson: I like my shirt. I want to marry my shirt
Ozuma: that was weird.
Marium: will he ever shut up about the stupid neon colored shirt.
Jade: there are too many pictures in the script.
Rei: hey I like that picture!
Nikki: well duh. That is a picture of you.
Kai: yeah.
Hilary: what are we doing??
Tyson: nothing really.
Ozuma: lets do something boring.
Marium: sure. Great idea Ozuma. That would be so much fun.
Jade: I agree with Marium.
Rei: all girls agree with each other.
Nikki: not all the time.
Kai: and when do you not agree??
Hilary: on the question “Who is the hottest person in the world?”
Tyson: well no duh. You all have different tastes in boys.
Ozuma: that is true
Marium: yes we do. But it’s mostly the same. We like different people. WE LOVE YAMI!!!!!!!!
Jade: yup.
Rei: whatever
Nikki: can we please do something.
Kai: like what?
Hilary: lets go to………I don’t know.
Tyson: you never know what to do.
Ozuma: sometimes she does.
Marium: lets see…………….DOES ANY ONE HAVE ANY IDEAS??????
Jade: nope
Rei: nope
Nikki: nope
Kai: nope
Hilary: nope
Tyson: nope
Ozuma: nope
Marium: nope
Jade: we are a very boring group.
Rei: we were before
Nikki: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??
Kai: oh no
Hilary: I think her brain is going to blow.
Tyson: that would be cool.
Ozuma:?
Marium: ooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jade: ?
Rei: ?
Nikki: nope. Hey. Aren’t I allowed to think. *hits Tyson on the head with a frying pan* Whoops.
Kai: GO NIKKI! GO NIKKI! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Hilary: that wasn’t very nice.
Tyson: pretty colors………………OHHHHHHHHHHH PRETTY BIRDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozuma: I think he deserved that.
Marium: yeah.
Link: YOU SHALL DIE ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills Zelda*
All girls except Hilary: YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smother him with kisses*
Link: *goes poof*
Hilary: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tyson: ok that was weird.
Ozuma: man, she was ugly!!!!
Marium: yes I agree.
Jade: Link is so hot in his red tunic.
Rei: who cares
Nikki: we do
Kai: ok. That Link dude is cool.
Hilary: yeah sure.
Tyson: I DON’T KNOW THIS SONG. BUT I DON’T CARE!!!!!!!
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Marium: that was weird.
Jade: ………………………………………………………………………… (are you happy Kathleen)
Rei: ………………………..I’m going to play Xbox.
Nikki: there is no such thing as Xbox
Kai: yes there is in America.
Hilary: are we in America?
Tyson: no.
Ozuma: no
Marium: yes
Jade: what?
Rei: well yes actually. We are in Barbados which is part of North America.
Nikki: I knew that.
Kai: yeah. We are.
Hilary: oh. Ok.
Tyson: I like that cow. I want to marry that cow.
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Marium: I think he has been hit on the head again.
Jade: yeah. There is something wrong with him.
Rei: there has always been.
Nikki: really?
Kai: yeah. There is something always wrong with him.
Hilary: oh poor Tyson.
Tyson: I like that llama. That’s a nice llama.
Ozuma: *hits tyson in the head with a chair* YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!
Marium: there is no llama over there.
Jade: but there is Dragoon.
Rei: yeah.
Nikki: stupid Draginia. What does she like him or something? Ewwwwwwwwwww. That would just be wrong.
Kai: yes it would.
Hilary: I think those bit-beasts would make a great couple!
Tyson: I like that key hole. Nice keyhole.
Ozuma: I agree with Nikki.
Marium: yeah I do, too.
Jade: where’s Dracat?
Rei: over there with Driger.
Nikki: our bit-beasts are going crazy!
Kai: that just looks wrong.
Hilary: or you have a sick mind
Tyson: I like that sloth. That’s a nice sloth.
Ozuma: he is weird.
Marium: yeah. There is something wrong with him.
Jade: there has been something wrong with him.
Rei: yeah. Jade, will you be my girlfriend?
The End (just to let you know the story doesn’t end)
Kai: BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T THINK OF ANY MORE IDEAS, STUPID JADE STOLE ALL HER IDEAS!!!!!!!!! The End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikki: shut up Kai
Tyson: THE END!!!! OR IS IT?
Tyson: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BREATE* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…*goes on FOREVER!*
Hilary: would you shut up Tyson.
Tyson: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BREATHE* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WILL ALWAYS SCREAM AH!
Nikki: oh great!
Ozuma: I thought this story ended?!
Marium: it did
Ozuma: oh. Ok. THE END!!!!!!
*its not really the end but who cares*
Jade: I LIKE KOUJI AND REI AND YAMI!!!!!!!!
*ok that was weird*
Nikki: ok. Whatever. THIS MOVIE IS SUPPOSED TO END NOW! SO END!
Kai: it will never end!
Ozuma: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *chokes and actually does die* *for now*
Marium: poor Ozuma!! Oh well now I’m the leader! Ya!
Ozuma *darn it*
Kai: …………………………….. < fishey!
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Utaka: why are there fishes in the script
Everyone: YOUR NOT IN THIS MOVIE! YOUR IN KATHLEEN’S! WAIT YOUR NOT EVEN IN KATHLEEN’S MOVIE!
Kouji: oh well. Lets go Utaka! *both leave*
Jade: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight……….
Rei: I like you Jade!!
Jade: whatever. WHAT?????????? You like hated me before. And now you like me??
Rei: yup!
Jade: kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
Nikki: that was really strange. Lets go see the third LOTR movie!!!!!!!!!!!! Cause Legolas is in it and he is soooooooooooooooooo FINE!!!!!
Kai: I thought you liked me?
Nikki: I do. I still like you and I like him at the same time.
*they all go see the LOTR movie. Whoop-te-do!! And now their in France. Don’t ask me how they got there. From now on I’m not going to tell you its scene so and so anymore. K.*
*France. Effiel Tower. Nikki and Kai are all alone. Lets see what happens.*
Kai:…………………………………………………………………..
Nikki: its so beautiful from up here.
Kai: ya it is……and your beautiful too.
Nikki: …………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Kai:………………………………………………..ya
*that was totally boring*
Tyson: I LIKE THAT PICKACHU!!!!!! THAT’S A NICE PICKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maruim: *punches Tyson* idiot you made this scene none romantic.
Jade: and it was supposed to be
Nikki & Kai: it was????????
Rei: you guys were supposed to kiss….and then we say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!!!
Nikki: is that really in the script?
Hilary: yup
Kai: oh.
Nikki: that would be gross. Who wrote this script?
Tyson: all of us together.
*Nikki gets really mad and they all start fighting and then they all choke and die*
The End
So let me give you some background info. Jade loves Rei and Rei likes Jade. Nikki likes Kai and yeah. And Tyson likes Hilary and visa versa. (there were pictures but they wouldnt come in.)
First Scene, Action
Hilary: get a move on boys you are so slow. I could run faster than you.
Tyson: sorry miss queen of the ugly people.
Rei: shut up the both of you. We are all in this together
Chief: you guys just go ahead I’ll catch up.
Nikki: hey guys whats up
Tyson: miss queen of the ugly people is “Training” us
Rei: yeah I’m going with Tyson this time
Hilary: get a move on
Nikki: jeez Hilary don’t be so bossy
Hilary: why not you boss Kai around
Nikki: that’s cause he’s my boyfriend
*Kai enters scene*
Kai: were you talking about me??
Nikki: no
*Nikki gives Kai a hug*
Nikki: we would never talk bad about you
Hilary: rigggght
Kai:ahh attack of the neon colored shirts
Hilary: ha ha very funny, how come I can’t see bit beasts
Tyson: maybe you’re BLIND or something
Scene Two
*At the pizza parlor, waited an hour for food*
Jade: HEY WERE’S OUR FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: dude it’s in front of you
Jade: I knew that
Nikki: were you trying to be stupid???
Jade: no
Rei: hey peoples. Why are we here?
Tyson: Duh to get food
*Rei sits down next to……….. umm yeah….Jade….. are you happy Kathleen*
*Kai is leaning against the wall*
Nikki: Kai what are you doing.
*Kai sits down next to Nikki*
Kai: nothing
Rei:…………………………. Jade can I ask you something………………………………
Jade: no you can’t……………why?
Rei: like privately
Jade: sure
*Jade and Rei are outside.*
Rei:…..umm….. man this is really hard to explain….no were not breaking up….. will you be my..
Jade: I’m waiting…you will be my what……..
Rei: will you be my…………………………………………………………girl…………friend
Jade: umm………………………………………………..let me think about it ok
Rei: ok
Kai: dude what are you doing outside, your pizzas getting cold
Rei: you can have mine
Kai: kooooooooooooooool
Jade: Rei are you there…
Rei: no…..yes…….no……yes……maybe…have you decided yet
Jade: no not yet
*Inside*
Tyson: food fight
Nikki: Tyson you are such an idiot so just SHUT UP
Kai: I agree with Nikki
*Jade and Rei walk in………holding………………a bottle of water each*
Tyson: why do you have a bottle of water
Rei: maybe because I was thirsty
Tyson: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Nikki: SHUT UP not Kai though and not Rei. And not Jade
*Tyson tries to punch Nikki. He misses.*
Kai: well that wasn’t very nice
Nikki: you didn’t like stop him or something like that. Yeah you’re sure a GREAT boyfriend.
Kai: well sorry I was…..I was…………………………..…..eating pizza.
Nikki:……………….well so what
*Rei is sitting next to Jade and has his arm around her….ARE YOU HAPPY KATHLEEN.*
Jade: I never made a decision yet…wait……yes I have………yes I will
Tyson: what are they talking about
Nikki: I know exactly what they are talking about
Jade: you do……………..oh yeah you do
Nikki: congrates, Tyson you are to stupid to understand, they are a couple.
Rei: Nikki I didn’t want Tyson to know
Nikki: well he’ll forget
Tyson: what did you say Nikki
Nikki: see I told you
Scene Three
*Beyblade arena sort of*
Rei: are you ready
Jade: whenever you are
Rei and Jade: let it rip
*Jade beats Rei*
Jade: ha ha ha ha I beat you
*Next match*
Kai: you’re going down
Nikki: oh yeah
*Nikki beats Kai.*
Hilary: yeah
Kai: nice battle, but I will beat you next time
Nikki: yeah right
Kai: oh yes I will. Bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha. *choke, choke, cough, cough*
Ozuma: that was fake…….yeah
Nikki: you’re in the wrong movie get out. You’re in Kathleen’s movie
Ozuma: oh yeah
*Next battle*
Tyson: I’m going to beat you………wait there’s no one battling me. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hilary: that was retarded. TYSON SHUT UP!!!!!!!!NOW!!!!! Ok. Ok.
Nikki: yeah Hilary you shut up
Hilary: that made no sense
Nikki: I meant to say HILARY SHUT UP. Ok
Tyson: dude stop fighting
Kai: aaaahhhhhhh attack of the neon colored shirts…………….ahhh
Rei: would you stop saying that
Jade: yeah that’s starting to get annoying
Kai: ok I got to ask Nikki first
Nikki: yeah it’s really getting annoying
Rei: what are we going to do now
Nikki: lets go to Kai’s house
Kai: no lets go to Nikki’s house
Nikki: oh fine…….last one there is a dead Dranzer
Kai: hey
Nikki: oh well……..ready…set…go
*Nikki’s house*
Tyson: who wants to order pizza
Hilary: we already had pizza
Jade: Tyson you’re a….umm…a…. stupid moron
Scene Four
*Near the ocean, there is a railing…….*
*Kai is leaning against the railing.*
Tyson: Kai what do you think about cause you’re always leaning agaist something
Kai: nothing really just things…………..
Rei: things like what
Tyson: yeah give us the scoop
Kai: how about leave me alone. ALL OF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Jade: well he’s not in a good mood to day
Hilary: and no one knows why
*Nikki enters scene*
Nikki: hey guys what’s up
Rei: nothing much, but Kai’s on a bad mood
Nikki: hey Tyson, Hilary, Jade, Rei
Tyson: why is your boyfriend being a jerk
Nikki: excuse me, I don’t have a boyfriend
Jade: Since when
Nikki: since a long time ago. I’ve never had a boyfriend
Kai: ALL YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!
Rei: umm… Nikki can you go and ask Kai whats wrong
Nikki: who’s Kai??? I don’t know any Kai
*Nikki walks over to Kai.*
Kai: what do you want?
Nikki: well the other kids wanted to know whats wrong with you
Kai: why are people asking that question. Whats wrong…I’ll tell you whats wrong. You you’re always asking me to do this do that, it’s starting to get annoying.
Rei: what’s going on over there
Jade & Rei: I have no idea
Kai: that’s whats wrong ok
Nikki: well sorry. If you don’t like me and I don’t like you then one of us has tho leave.
*Kai throws a punch at Nikki. Hits her head. Nikki falls to the ground.*
Kai: I guess you going to have to go.
Rei: why did you do that Kai??
Jade: oh no you know what this means….
Tyson: no I don’t.
Jade: this means they broke up
Hilary: well that must be the answer
*Nikki gets up*
Nikki:well I battle you for it Kai
Kai: bring it on
*Kai wins*
Kai: a deal is a deal. Good:bye
Nikki: I never said winner gets off easy
Kai: what do you mean
Nikki: loser choses
Rei: oh no
Nikki: you have to…….leave
Jade: this is about to get serious
Hilary: back away everyone
Kai: so you think I’m a loser.
Nikki: that’s exactly what I think
Kai: oh really…..waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hilary: wow I’ve never seen Kai cry before, just yell
Jade: I never knew he was sensitive. Really I didn’t
Kai: you’re just jealous because you could never beat me
Nikki: yeah I could. This time I was trying to lose to make you happy.
Kai: yeah well you’re stupid deal is off
Nikki: so you don’t want me doing your homework. I really don’t care about the other part of the deal.
Kai: well why don’t you tell everyone the other part of the deal.
Nikki: why don’t you tell them
Kai: no you
Nikki: you
Kai: you
Tyson: SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU
Jade: uhh Tyson you shouldn’t of said that
Kai: well since this is over I’ll just leave
*Kai leaves scene*
Nikki: bye-bye
Hilary: what was that all about?
Nikki: nothing it’s all his fault
Jade: what is his fault
Nikki: well he wanted me to do his homework so we made a deal. He came over to my house for dinner. It was going fine until my sister asked “ why do you have those blue markes on your checks. Does my sis have blue lipstick.” Of course I don’t were lipstick. Then he kinda walked out. I don’t know why. Then I asked him what was wrong and he said everything. I don’t know what was wrong.
Jade: you don’t have a sister
Nikki: yes I do
Tyson: is she cute?
Hilary: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!
Tyson: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you should not swear
Tyson: go Dragoon
Dragoon: roar…*goes back in blade*
Tyson: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jade: Tyson, you are such a cry baby
Rei: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*falls down the side of the mountain*
Jade: oh no
Ozuma: Rei I’ll save you
Hilary: then you would kinda DIE
Ozuma: oh well *dives after Rei*
Nikki: oh nooooooooooooooooooo…..why did I say that. He’s not my boyfriend.
Kai: I am Nikki’s boyfriend
*Nikki gives Kai a hug*
Hilary: I thought you broke up
Kai: that was just a joke
Jade: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hilary: oh
Scene Five
*Kai’s house Kai is having a pool party for his b:day*
Tyson: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU…HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU… HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KAI… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Jade: yeah
Nikki: he’s finally 10
Kai: I’m 14
Hilary: ooooook
Nikki: oh I knew that
Rei: oww that hurt
Jade: you’re not hurt
Hilary: well falling off a cliff is going to hurt
*Tyson likes Hilary*
Tyson: Hilary, will you go out with Kai…no not Kai…….me
Hilary NOT EVEN OF YOU WERE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH…sure
Jade: oook we are now all couples except Ozuma.
Ozuma: I have a girlfriend
Nikki: who is it then
Jade: yeah who is it
Kai: tell us
Ozuma: umm…her name is…I don’t have a girlfriend
Tyson: ohhhhhh
Ozuma: her name is Marium
Rei: that one girl on your team that battled me
Jade: I thought she was Joseph’s sister
Ozuma: yeah she is but she has a crush on me
Kai: aren’t we going in the pool
Tyson: oh yeah that’s the reason we came here, for your birthday
Jade: everyone get into the pool
Hilary: lets play volleyball
Nikki: ok teams are, team one: me, Kai, Jade, and Rei. Team two: Hilary, Tyson, Ozuma, and Marium
*Team one wins*
Marium: that was a well played game
Jade: but we beat you
Rei: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha
Hilary: showoff
Kai: I heard that
Tyson: hey Hilary, the only reason Kai had this party was so he could showoff his six-pack
Kai: I heard that two *hits Tyson on the head with the side if his blade things*
Hilary: that wasn’t very nice *tries to hit Kai, misses*
Nikki: ok we’re not going to be fighting all day. We are going to have fun.
*the day ends*
Scene Six
*Christmas Day at Nikki’s house. Isn’t that hunky dorey*
Tyson: YAY IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilary: Tyson you are standing under the mistle toe *isn’t that hunky dorey*
Tyson: oh well………………………….. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *moves*
Kai: how come there are no presents under the tree.
Nikki: maybe because you don’t live here.
Jade: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ozuma: would you stop with the bwaa ha ha thing *sits down on the couch*
Nikki: time to open presents
Tyson: there are no presents
Jade: they’re hidden. It’s a treasure hunt.
Marium: whoop-te-do
Kai: oh that is tricky. I’m not stupid.
Rei: oooook. That is weird.
Jade: some may be hidden outside.
Hilary: it’s cold outside. BURR, ITS COLD IN HERE. THERE MUST BE SOME FALCONS IN THE ATMOSPHERE.
Tyson: SHUT UP!!!!
Nikki: ready.. set……GO
Rei: let’s go find presents
Kai: I found one *points at Nikki*
Tyson: oooooooooooooooooooooooook
Hilary: ahhhhhhh attack of the couples
Jade: ha ha very funny
Tyson: ohh I found one *package size of dime*
Ozuma: that is the biggest present I’ve ever seen
Marium: oooooohh I found one
Kai: I found one *car wrapped in bow, outside* who bought me this. I can’t drive.
Nikki: I bought you the car. And did you here the new law. Anybody 14 and over can take the test, drive
Tyson: koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Hilary: how come no one every buys me something nice
Jade: I can see why
Rei: ha ha ha ha ha. Ohhhhhh Nikki you got to find the present I gave you.
Nikki: does it say from Rei on it
Rei: yup
*Nikki opens package*
Nikki: you got me a stuffed bird and dragon oh thank you
Kai: wait to see what I got you
Jade: I have already seven presents. Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Nikki: how thoughtful Kai *picture in frame of them two*
*Two hours later*
Marium: wasn’t that so fun??
Kai: yeah look at all these presents, especially that Porsche 911 Carrera
Jade: how did you afford that car, Nikki????
Nikki: I have no idea. I got it from Santa.
Ozuma: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Tyson: oh I got a stuffed Dragoon
Driger: roar *goes back into blade*
Rei: why does he always do that.
Nikki: who knows
*Kai is standing under the mistle toe*
Rei: move Kai
Kai: fine *moves over to the left*
Marium: ok this is weird. I’m going home.
Ozuma: me too
Rei: me three
Jade: me four
Tyson: me six
Hilary: me five
Kai: well we’re the only ones left
Nikki: I thought you gave me a very thoughtful present
Kai: well I knew you got me something really cool. I didn’t know it was going to be a car.
*Kai gives Nikki a hug*
*Over at Rei’s house*
Jade: I think I should go home now
Rei: wait *gives Jade a hug. ARE YOU HAPPY KATHLEEN!!!!!!*
*Over at Tyson’s house*
Hilary: I guess I should go now. Ok.
Tyson: ok bye *gives Hilary a hug*
*Over Ozuma’s house. Wait he doesn’t have a house. Oh well*
Marium: why are we here?
Ozuma: cause all of the other people went home *Ozuma gives Marium a hug*
Scene Seven
*Ice cream parlor*
Tyson: oooooooh cool more food.
Hilary: why is he so stupid???
Rei: I think the cold is getting to him
Kai: ooook. How can the cold be getting to you. Either it got to him or it didn’t.
Jade: it did
Nikki: or maybe he’s that way all the time
Ozuma: maybe he eats to much
Tyson: do you think I’m fat Ozuma
Jade: whatever
Nikki: why don’t we go bowling
Kai: it is to cold to eat ice cream
Hilary: why did we come here then
Rei: cause tyson wanted to
*Bowling alley*
Kai: ooohhh I’m winning
Tyson: waaaaaaaaa. I’m losing.
Marium: you’re only losing by 100 points
Jade: that is a lot of points
Nikki: ohhhhhhhhhh I’m in second.
Hilary: would you stop saying ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ozuma: man I’m next to last
Marium: I’m last. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kai: it’s just a game and I’m WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilary: would you stop bragging
Computer: well that one dude named Alfonzo is winning.
Everyone: who’s Alfonzo
Computer: Kai
Tyson: DARN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: calm down Tyson. It’s just a game, that is fun.
Nikki: yeah
Ozuma: I agree with the girls.
Marium: so do I
Tyson: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Everyone is ganging up on me. I didn’t do anything.
Rei: he has gone crazy
Jade: you think so
Hilary: I do ,and he’s my boyfriend.
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Kai: is that all you can say Ozuma
Tyson: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *sniff, sniff*
Computer: error……Tyson is winning
Nikki: he is????????
Jade: oh my gosh
Tyson: cool. I’M WINNING. I’M WINNING. BOO YA. BOO YA!!!!!!!!!
Kai: bragger
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook…………………………why are we here??????
Jade: cause we felt like going bowling
Marium: yeah we did
Hilary: we are here because we feel like it. Do you have any questions????????
Rei: I don’t think he would have a problem with that
Tyson: I’M WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: I am awaiting destiny………
Ozuma: oook that was weird. Link you aren’t supossed to be here.
Link: so. I CAN BE HERE IF I WANT TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: oooooooook. Get lost……….
Nikki: Link, can you kill Zelda for me please???????????????????????????????
Link: sure
Jade: I agree
Rei: why do you want to kill Zelda????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Marium: cause she is stupid and a weakling and ugly.
Hilary: I like Zelda
Tyson: can we get back to bowling please.
Ozuma: STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not in first.
Nikki: it’s just a game….would you be quite Kai????
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Tyson: why are there stupid fishes on the script sheet????????
Jade: I have no idea
Nikki: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Rei: is that the only thing you can say
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Kai: why are we at a bowling alley and not bowling???
Jade: oh yeah. We forgot all about bowling.
Tyson: I’M WINNING!!! I’M WINNING!!!!
Marium; how could we forget about that.
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooook
Hilary: would you stop saying that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: hee hee hee
Rei: why is zelda here???
Scene Eight
*the zoo*
Rei: oooooooh look there are the white tigers. Ha ha that sounds weird.
Jade: has Rei gone a little wack since we’ve been here???
Tyson: who knows
Marium: maybe he wasn’t kidding????
Ozuma: oh who cares
Flash Leopard: roar…….roar…………………….ROAR!!!!!!!
Kai: has Ozuma gone crazy too
Nikki: no just his bit:beast
Hilary: WHAT IS A BIT-BEAST??????????????
Tyson: Hilary, calm down. We are at the zoo and going to have fun.
Hilary: ok. Lets go have fun.
Rei: have all people gone mad
Nikki: no not me and Jade and Kai and Marium and you.
Marium: how nice of you to say that
Jade: could you look me in the eye and tell me that your happy now-
Tyson: why are you singing???
Kai: she can sing if she wants to.
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook….wait. I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!
Nikki: now Ozumas gone crazy.
Jade: oh well
Marium: LETS BEYBLADE! LETS BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP! *farts*
Everyone: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it smells in here.
Hilary: ok that really smelled bad. Who did that????????
*everyone is silent*
A guy named Bob that nobody knows: ewww it smells over here. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Kai: does it look like we care
Tyson: yeah
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
*Jade hits Ozuma with a frying pan*
Marium: well that wasn’t very nice
Nikki: at least it got him to shut up
Rei: and he says ooooooooooooooooooooooooooook too many times
Ozuma: pretty birdies
Jade: all better
Tyson: yeah whatever.
Gidoen: by tomorrow the blade breakers bit-beasts will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilary: that was weird
Scene Nine
*someplace in Alaska. Don’t ask me how they got there*
Nikki: it’s cold here. WHY ARE WE HERE?????
Rei: cause the director of this movie wanted us to be here. Duh it’s common sense
Hilary: Tyson, get your butt over here now.
Tyson: why????????
Marium: cause shes your girlfriend.
Ozuma: yeah
Kai: stupid Alaska
Tyson: oohhhhhhh we can make a snowman
Jade: how about not
Nikki: I agree with Jade
Rei: ok. That actually might be fun.
Hilary: ok no teams. Couple teams. Nevermind.
Tyson: why?
Marium: cause she said so
Ozuma: yeah. Ready….set….GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: who’s judge.
Mariah: I am.
Jade: ok
Shippu: ohhhhhh. Cool. That’s my picture.
Kai: show off. Oh yeah my pictures there too. Yeah.
Rei: kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Ok.
Nikki: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe
Jade: my favorite is the picture of Rei.
Tyson: well duh
Ozuma: yeah yeah.
Marium: can we get on with the snowmen.
Mariah: well so far all your snowmen suck.
Rei: why are there pictures on the script???
Kai: I have no idea.
Nikki: Kai, we have to win this.
Jade: Rei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: Hilary…
Hilary: what?
Tyson: will you please help me.
Rei: sure.
Ozuma: Marium, do the head.
Marium: ok.
Kai: our snowman really looks demented.
Nikki: no it doesn’t. wait. Yes it does.
Jade: Rei, will you get over here.
Rei: I was just looking at the competition.
Mariah: you have five minutes left.
Tyson: what???????
Hilary: I didn’t know we were being timed.
Ozuma: that’s not fair.
Marium: yeah.
Mariah: oh well. Now there’s four minutes and fifty-eight seconds left.
Jade: Rei, make the head.
Rei: ok.
Ozuma: we’re done!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marium: it’s a contest of who’s looks the best, not who’s is done first.
Kai: duh.
Nikki: oh well. Wait. We’re done, too.
Tyson: darn it.
Hilary: just put the hat on and we’re done.
Mariah: times up. Ok.
Ozuma: who’s the winner.
Marium: let her think Ozuma.
Kai: tick tock tick tock. We’re waiting.
Nikki: be patient.
Mariah: the winner is….Bob.
Everyone: who’s Bob???
Mariah: bob is the couple that both there first names start with n and k.
Nikki: we won. We won!!!!!!!!!
Marium: you can stop bragging now.
Kai: yeah stop. It’s scary.
Tyson: darn it.
Hilary: come on Tyson it was just a fun game.
Rei: yup. I had fun.
Jade: you have fun at eveything you do.
Ozuma: that was a little harsh.
Rei: so you’re saying I’m too happy.
Jade: no…
Mariah: I’m going now *exits scene left*
Nikki: oh no…
Kai: what??
Rei: maybe you shouldn’t be my girlfriend.
Jade: maybe I shouldn’t
Rei: fine.
Jade: fine.
Marium: now we can’t do couple teams.
Ozuma: oh darn it.
Tyson: what did you do now.
Ozuma: Flash Leopard ate Dragoon.
Tyson: what??????
Hilary: he’s kidding Tyson.
Nikki: really??
Kai: yeah. Dragoons over there with Draginia.
Jade: oh yeah.
Rei: it looks like their doing something not right.
Tyson: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ozuma: yeah it does.
Marium: boys are so sick minded
Kai: no we’re not
Hilary: yes you are
Nikki: yeah I agree. Draginia, get back over here, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Draginia: roar…………*does not come back* stupid dragon/bird thing.
Dragoon: roar…………
Rei: Nikki, you bit-beast is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid.
Tyson: yeah
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook.
Marium: would you shut up
Kai: really?????????????????????????????
Hilary: sure. Ozuma should shut up.
Jade: whatever
Nikki: ok.
Jade: *exits scene left*
Rei: *exits scene right*
Tyson: that was weird.
Ozuma: yeah, whatever.
Hilary: I LOVE DOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marium: that was scary
Nikki: yes it was.
Kai: no duh.
Tyson: Hilary’s always weird.
Ozuma: ok yeah whatever.
Hilary: I LOVE DOTS AND TYSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: now that was scary beyond all reasons.
Kai: no duh.
Nikki: ok yeah. It sure is quiet.
Scene Ten
*Kai’s house*
Jade: this is the first time I’ve ever been in your house.
Rei: well duh. No ones ever been in his house.
Nikki: you don’t have to point it out. We all know that.
Kai: I don’t agree with anyone right now.
Ozuma: we all know that.
Marium: we do?
Hilary: I have no clue what he’s talking about. Of course Kai really never agrees with anyone.
Tyson: yeah. Cool house Kai. It looks kinda like a high tech lab.
Jade: WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW. IS HATRED SWEET HATRED. IT’S THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO LITTLE OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rei: that’s not very nice.
Nikki: it’s a joke
Kai: really?
Hilary: yeah it is.
Tyson: I like that llama
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Marium: has he always been that strange?
Jade: yes he has.
Rei: yeah. It has been kinda weird with him around.
Nikki: well yeah
Kai: try sleeping in the same room with him. That is hard
Hilary: no way.
Tyson: oohhhhhhhhh pretty llama
Ozuma: darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marium: shut up, Ozuma.
Jade: what has he done know?
Rei: I have no clue.
Nikki: I don’t think anyone does
Kai: Flash Leopard ran off again.
Hilary: oooooooooooooooooooooook
Tyson: I like my shirt. I want to marry my shirt
Ozuma: that was weird.
Marium: will he ever shut up about the stupid neon colored shirt.
Jade: there are too many pictures in the script.
Rei: hey I like that picture!
Nikki: well duh. That is a picture of you.
Kai: yeah.
Hilary: what are we doing??
Tyson: nothing really.
Ozuma: lets do something boring.
Marium: sure. Great idea Ozuma. That would be so much fun.
Jade: I agree with Marium.
Rei: all girls agree with each other.
Nikki: not all the time.
Kai: and when do you not agree??
Hilary: on the question “Who is the hottest person in the world?”
Tyson: well no duh. You all have different tastes in boys.
Ozuma: that is true
Marium: yes we do. But it’s mostly the same. We like different people. WE LOVE YAMI!!!!!!!!
Jade: yup.
Rei: whatever
Nikki: can we please do something.
Kai: like what?
Hilary: lets go to………I don’t know.
Tyson: you never know what to do.
Ozuma: sometimes she does.
Marium: lets see…………….DOES ANY ONE HAVE ANY IDEAS??????
Jade: nope
Rei: nope
Nikki: nope
Kai: nope
Hilary: nope
Tyson: nope
Ozuma: nope
Marium: nope
Jade: we are a very boring group.
Rei: we were before
Nikki: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??
Kai: oh no
Hilary: I think her brain is going to blow.
Tyson: that would be cool.
Ozuma:?
Marium: ooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jade: ?
Rei: ?
Nikki: nope. Hey. Aren’t I allowed to think. *hits Tyson on the head with a frying pan* Whoops.
Kai: GO NIKKI! GO NIKKI! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Hilary: that wasn’t very nice.
Tyson: pretty colors………………OHHHHHHHHHHH PRETTY BIRDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozuma: I think he deserved that.
Marium: yeah.
Link: YOU SHALL DIE ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills Zelda*
All girls except Hilary: YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smother him with kisses*
Link: *goes poof*
Hilary: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tyson: ok that was weird.
Ozuma: man, she was ugly!!!!
Marium: yes I agree.
Jade: Link is so hot in his red tunic.
Rei: who cares
Nikki: we do
Kai: ok. That Link dude is cool.
Hilary: yeah sure.
Tyson: I DON’T KNOW THIS SONG. BUT I DON’T CARE!!!!!!!
Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Marium: that was weird.
Jade: ………………………………………………………………………… (are you happy Kathleen)
Rei: ………………………..I’m going to play Xbox.
Nikki: there is no such thing as Xbox
Kai: yes there is in America.
Hilary: are we in America?
Tyson: no.
Ozuma: no
Marium: yes
Jade: what?
Rei: well yes actually. We are in Barbados which is part of North America.
Nikki: I knew that.
Kai: yeah. We are.
Hilary: oh. Ok.
Tyson: I like that cow. I want to marry that cow.
Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Marium: I think he has been hit on the head again.
Jade: yeah. There is something wrong with him.
Rei: there has always been.
Nikki: really?
Kai: yeah. There is something always wrong with him.
Hilary: oh poor Tyson.
Tyson: I like that llama. That’s a nice llama.
Ozuma: *hits tyson in the head with a chair* YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!
Marium: there is no llama over there.
Jade: but there is Dragoon.
Rei: yeah.
Nikki: stupid Draginia. What does she like him or something? Ewwwwwwwwwww. That would just be wrong.
Kai: yes it would.
Hilary: I think those bit-beasts would make a great couple!
Tyson: I like that key hole. Nice keyhole.
Ozuma: I agree with Nikki.
Marium: yeah I do, too.
Jade: where’s Dracat?
Rei: over there with Driger.
Nikki: our bit-beasts are going crazy!
Kai: that just looks wrong.
Hilary: or you have a sick mind
Tyson: I like that sloth. That’s a nice sloth.
Ozuma: he is weird.
Marium: yeah. There is something wrong with him.
Jade: there has been something wrong with him.
Rei: yeah. Jade, will you be my girlfriend?
The End (just to let you know the story doesn’t end)
Kai: BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T THINK OF ANY MORE IDEAS, STUPID JADE STOLE ALL HER IDEAS!!!!!!!!! The End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikki: shut up Kai
Tyson: THE END!!!! OR IS IT?
Tyson: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BREATE* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…*goes on FOREVER!*
Hilary: would you shut up Tyson.
Tyson: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BREATHE* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WILL ALWAYS SCREAM AH!
Nikki: oh great!
Ozuma: I thought this story ended?!
Marium: it did
Ozuma: oh. Ok. THE END!!!!!!
*its not really the end but who cares*
Jade: I LIKE KOUJI AND REI AND YAMI!!!!!!!!
*ok that was weird*
Nikki: ok. Whatever. THIS MOVIE IS SUPPOSED TO END NOW! SO END!
Kai: it will never end!
Ozuma: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *chokes and actually does die* *for now*
Marium: poor Ozuma!! Oh well now I’m the leader! Ya!
Ozuma *darn it*
Kai: …………………………….. < fishey!
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Utaka: why are there fishes in the script
Everyone: YOUR NOT IN THIS MOVIE! YOUR IN KATHLEEN’S! WAIT YOUR NOT EVEN IN KATHLEEN’S MOVIE!
Kouji: oh well. Lets go Utaka! *both leave*
Jade: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight……….
Rei: I like you Jade!!
Jade: whatever. WHAT?????????? You like hated me before. And now you like me??
Rei: yup!
Jade: kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
Nikki: that was really strange. Lets go see the third LOTR movie!!!!!!!!!!!! Cause Legolas is in it and he is soooooooooooooooooo FINE!!!!!
Kai: I thought you liked me?
Nikki: I do. I still like you and I like him at the same time.
*they all go see the LOTR movie. Whoop-te-do!! And now their in France. Don’t ask me how they got there. From now on I’m not going to tell you its scene so and so anymore. K.*
*France. Effiel Tower. Nikki and Kai are all alone. Lets see what happens.*
Kai:…………………………………………………………………..
Nikki: its so beautiful from up here.
Kai: ya it is……and your beautiful too.
Nikki: …………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Kai:………………………………………………..ya
*that was totally boring*
Tyson: I LIKE THAT PICKACHU!!!!!! THAT’S A NICE PICKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maruim: *punches Tyson* idiot you made this scene none romantic.
Jade: and it was supposed to be
Nikki & Kai: it was????????
Rei: you guys were supposed to kiss….and then we say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!!!
Nikki: is that really in the script?
Hilary: yup
Kai: oh.
Nikki: that would be gross. Who wrote this script?
Tyson: all of us together.
*Nikki gets really mad and they all start fighting and then they all choke and die*
The End
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someperson255 on January 25, 2004, 8:31:59 AM
ok. ok. i will read ur stories sometime. and i dont have a requests for pictures.
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