Chapter 1 - One
Submitted October 4, 2005 Updated October 19, 2005 Status Incomplete | Welcome to Irk's most popular gameshow Irken Idol! 7 contestants. Who will win? You decide!
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Chapter 1 - One
Chapter 1 - One
Welcome to the first all Cat fan fic! Is a song fic too. Basically I wrote all these insane song whenI was bored andI wanted to be Simon. I don't own Invader Zim it belongs to Nick. American Idol blongs to some company or station and Fairly odd parents is also owned by Nick. HeckI don't think i own anything in this fan fic... well I guess I won myself... Johnny's a real person and so is Powderpoe... I do own the horrible outfit Zim is wearing... If you wanna use any of my chracters just tell me. chances are I won't care.
IRKEN IDOL I!
Cat: Hello, Hello, Hello and welcome to Irken Idol! We'll be having guest from earth too because I needed more people!
Johnny: Yay lame reason!
Powderpoe: POWDER!
Cat: Okaaaaaay... Our first contestant is... Zim singing an insulting song about Dib that has no name!
-zim walks in in a really ugly sequined version of his irken uniform-
Johnny: Nice outfit Zim...
Zim: I do not need praise froim you PITIFUL HUMAN MONKEY!
-Johnny threatens Zim with Dino-matches-
Cat: Just sing Zim...
-Zim walks up to microphone- (to the tune of The fairly odd parents theme song)
Dib is a crazy kid,
That no one understands!
Zim and Prof-es-sor Mem-brane
Always giving him commands!
Doom and gloom in his room,
Almost doubles instantly,
By his crazy gothic sister,
Man he wishes he was bigger.
'Cuz in reality!
She is his crazy, gothic little sister.
And yet it's almost like she's older.
Crazy gothic little sister,
Bigfoot, chickenfoot, lock-ness monster!
Dracula, aliens, werewolfs, witches, ghosts, aliens and ho-o-bos!
Crazy gothic little sister!
She'll flip the lid off her soda and spray you with it!
FWOOSH!
Cat: And now for the uncomferable judging period!
Johnny: Dib goes splasy boom! I'm happy you have a chance of winning!
Powderpoe: It has no powder... still good though.
Cat: It was okay I guess, but next time I suggest leaving the showgirls their dress.
Zim: Thank you, Thank you, and you smell like garbage.
-zim leaves-
Review! OrI will make you wear this really ugly dress -holds up sparkly red dress which was inspiration for Zim's freaky outfit- Up next: Gir singing an awsome song!
IRKEN IDOL I!
Cat: Hello, Hello, Hello and welcome to Irken Idol! We'll be having guest from earth too because I needed more people!
Johnny: Yay lame reason!
Powderpoe: POWDER!
Cat: Okaaaaaay... Our first contestant is... Zim singing an insulting song about Dib that has no name!
-zim walks in in a really ugly sequined version of his irken uniform-
Johnny: Nice outfit Zim...
Zim: I do not need praise froim you PITIFUL HUMAN MONKEY!
-Johnny threatens Zim with Dino-matches-
Cat: Just sing Zim...
-Zim walks up to microphone- (to the tune of The fairly odd parents theme song)
Dib is a crazy kid,
That no one understands!
Zim and Prof-es-sor Mem-brane
Always giving him commands!
Doom and gloom in his room,
Almost doubles instantly,
By his crazy gothic sister,
Man he wishes he was bigger.
'Cuz in reality!
She is his crazy, gothic little sister.
And yet it's almost like she's older.
Crazy gothic little sister,
Bigfoot, chickenfoot, lock-ness monster!
Dracula, aliens, werewolfs, witches, ghosts, aliens and ho-o-bos!
Crazy gothic little sister!
She'll flip the lid off her soda and spray you with it!
FWOOSH!
Cat: And now for the uncomferable judging period!
Johnny: Dib goes splasy boom! I'm happy you have a chance of winning!
Powderpoe: It has no powder... still good though.
Cat: It was okay I guess, but next time I suggest leaving the showgirls their dress.
Zim: Thank you, Thank you, and you smell like garbage.
-zim leaves-
Review! OrI will make you wear this really ugly dress -holds up sparkly red dress which was inspiration for Zim's freaky outfit- Up next: Gir singing an awsome song!
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DracoLuvur1 on October 19, 2005, 9:48:33 AM
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heeheehee. must go and read other songs so i can VOTE! i like voting. it's fun like Zim.vampire_trees on October 18, 2005, 10:31:14 AM
yes and powderpoe is still after me for not putting powder in it. and she knows where i live so that's bad...DracoLuvur1 on October 18, 2005, 6:29:28 AM
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aww Zim's so mean XD yet he came up wit a song!! heehee. it has no powder. ;_;zamnza on October 9, 2005, 7:00:56 AM
zamnza on
That's because it's not on THIS site...It was...I think on Nick.com? but was deleted? Anyway...THIS IS SO FUNNY! Write more! Write more! ENCORE!vampire_trees on October 9, 2005, 2:15:03 AM
i don't see it...InvdrDana on October 7, 2005, 5:45:21 AM
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HEY! I made a story called Irken Idol! I'm serious! But it's totally different! I like yours too!