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Johnny: We have another guest host! Welcome, Mrs. Bitters!

Mrs. Bitters: I hate you all.

Johnny: That's nice. Cat will be singing an insane solo parody of "Nuttin' for christmas" even though Christmas is 86 days away!

Powderpoe: And you know that how?

Johnny: Cat's gotta count down on her calendar.

Mrs. Bitters: I hate calendars.

Powderpoe: Ummmmm...

-Cat walks in wearing an ugly Christmas sweater-

Cat: I broke my wand on Johnny's head,

Somebody sniched on me!

I hid a frog in Terra's bed,

Somebody snitched on me!

I spill sprite on my mom's rug,

I made Vicky eat a bug!

I put gum in Powder's mug,

Somebody sniched on me!

Soooooooooooooooo,

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas!

Mummy and Daddy are maaaad!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,

Cuz I ain't been nothing but bad!

I put a tack in Lynnsey's hair,

Somebody sniched on me!

I tied a knot in Izzy's hair,

Somebody sniched on me!

I did a dance on my mom's plants,

Climbed a tree and tore my pants,

Filled the sugar bowl with pants,

Somebody sniched on me!

Soooooooooooooooo hurry up!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas!

Mummy and Daddy are maaaad!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Cuz I ain't been nothing but baaad!

Johnny: What was the part about the wand and my head again?

Powderpoe: I'm in it! Sweet! -drinks from mug and coughs, spitting out gum-

Mrs. Bitters: Thank you Cat, That was horrible.

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All the people on here are real! You all know Johnny and Powderpoe. Terra is whatI call Johnny's little sister. Vicky is actually a boy from my old school who was a jerk I train a little girl to chase after with a stick (Vicky ran away screaming and it was FUNNY) Lynnsey as VERY moody friend of mine. Izzy was a friend in elementary until HORRIBLE Sumara ruined it! The little lying worm... Man, I really sounded like Zim for a sentance...

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