BakaHusseinOkama

I need your vote. Stand with me, for change. We need to end the Iraq war (in a few years) and send troops to Pakistan. We need to force all Americans between the ages of 18 and 25 to "serve their community". The young people who voted for me shouldn't be able to waste their time playing video games and getting laid, they need to be acquiring military training and building houses for poor people! We need to spend insane amounts of money on things like universal healthcare. We need to cripple our economy with regulations and tax increases. We need to bail out every large company that fails. We need to continue inflating the dollar. We need to make it easier for poor people to get loans, so that they can become enslaved to the banks by debt when they default on their mortgages. We need to lower gas prices by taxing oil profits even more than we already do. I know it makes no logical sense, but it will work, I promise. At least I'm not as bad as that old white guy. I'm Baka Hussein Okama, and I approve of this message.