CitrusFlavoredChalkboard

Welcome to my profile. I don't know why you're here, it's not like there's much to read... But whatever. Here's some random stuff about ME:

Name: Call me Citrus. No. Really. If you call me by any other name besides Citrus, I will ignore you.
Gender: Female.
Age: Fourteen.
Eyes: Such a dark brown they almost look black o.0
Hair: Brunette, usually up in half ponytail
Typical Attire: HMMM... Baggy T-shirt and jeans. I don't like showing my weight. Stupid TIGHTASS BLOUSES THAT MAKE MEH LOOK LIKE I'M OBESE!

Interview with my friend (Cause I friggin can)
I = Itza
C = Citrus

I: SO, Citrus... First off, why do you call yourself Citrus?
C: One, I don't wanna tell my real name. Two, citruses are SUPERAWESOME!
I: Great. Anyway, what kinda school do you go to?
C: A small, no-fighting kinda one. It's a private Catholic school. One prep joke and you will have your head ripped off.
I: Ok... Is it a prep school, though?
C: HECK. NO. It's exactly like a public school, just smaller with less fights.
I: What do people at school see you as?
C: Hyperactive, annoying, excited, dark, friendly (most of the time), with a bad anger problem.
I: Do you go to anger management?
C: It's not that bad.
I: Do you consider yourself smart?
C: No comment.
I: So, do you consider yourself fat?
C: Yes.
I: That was blunt.
C: I try to lose weight. TRY, I TELL YOU.
I: What kinda crud do you draw?
C: Lotsa stuff... You'll mostly see me post up Sonic the Hedgehog pictures, though. Occasionally I'll probably post an Invader Zim one.
I: So, Sonic the Hedgehog rawks?
C: Yes, it does.
I: What character do you think you're most like?
C: ... I took a test, once... I got Knuckles. I took a thousand more, they all said the same thing. I have a bad temper, I don't let anyone get in my way, blah blah blah. Apparently the only difference is that he's strong and I'm... Not that strong.
I: Kewl... So, what music are you into?
C: A lot. Mostly rock and punk.
I: Do you have a favorite song?
C: HMMMMM... Yes. Le Disko by Shiny Toy Guns.
I: Do you have a song in your head right now?
C: This Can't Happen Again by Patent Pending
I: Does that enter your head a lot?
C: No. I was just listening to it four seconds ago.
I: So, why have you shunned love from your life?
C: Because I don't friggin need love. It's annoying and gets in the way of life.
I: YOU'VE GOTSA BLACK HEART!
C: Yeah... But I'll draw romance, I'm cool with that.
I: What about friends, got any of those? 'Sides me, of course.
C: Who says you're my friend?
A: ...
C: Anyway, indeeeeed, I do. Surprising. They're a group of people I hang out with at lunch n stuff... We talk about everything, from manboobs to mushroom caps.
I: Heck yes. What exactly do you do at lunch?
C: Well, after we eat, we get a fifteen minute break. (School ends at three, so this is the only reason why.) We usually go to the feild. I wrestle Allison to the ground, then lay my head down on her leg as a pillow. Then I'd listen to Marc babble on about how mean I am. Soon we'd end up talking about how suckish our homeroom teacher is. That's basically it.
I: Hmm. Interesting. SO, do you do drugs?
C: Yes. All the time.
I: Oh, that's great. Smoke?
C: Every night.
I: ................
C: Sarcasm, genius.
I: Riiiiight... Um... Looks like we're all out of time, and I'm getting bored of asking you questions.
C: WIMP!
I: TILL NEXT TIME!