CorkScrew

Hi... I'm Corky.
My interests are screwing corks, uncorking bottles, being a corkhead, corkin', cork bottles and of course cork your nipples! (In case you didn't understand something, leave it be...)
I like drawing a lot, but I most likely won't be uploading anything because I suck at drawing with my Wacom Tablet, and I still haven't managed to steal my parents' scanner. (I'm getting there.) But... well... I did the avatar myself... It's crappy, I know. I have it uploaded as a picture on here, somewhere, too. Whee. Art. SO I GUESS, I did upload some. BUT THAT'S ALL.

Anyway. If I don't get a hold of myself, I might end up rambling about idiotic stuff like, er, well, never mind. I'm Swedish—YES! REALLY!—and since both my parents are artists, I basically grew up in an art studio. (I'm the kind of kid that doesn't know what it is like to never have paper to draw on, or what it is like when you run out of oils to paint with.)
Besides drawing I love writing, and hopefully I will have the courage to upload something on here. I only write Shounen Ai and Shoujo Ai (frack all you straight couples out there!), but not Yaoi and Yuri, I guess, because I'm only borrowing the laptop (for two years) and if they find anything pornish, they'll take it back. (School lends us the laptops for schoolwork, not porn!)

Okay. Well. frack this now. It got boring. I have MySpace (though I hate it), I have an account at Aarinfantasy.com (lovely Yaoi site!) and I have both FictionPress and FanFiction. I only have stories on Aarinfantasy this far, though!
If you're looking for me on any of these sites, I mostly call myself Thematic. (Old shoot. I'm trying to change everything to CorkScrew now.) FictionPress is ThematicCorkScrew.




Way too much information. It's 02:29, and I need SLEEP. GOODN-- Wait, no. I don't want to sleep.