Dark_Alchemist

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We need to find a good day to go to OMSI, since you're going with me whether you like it or not. If I have to resort to kidnapping, you know I will.

TSUBASA 138. TSUBASA 138. OHMYGOD TSUBASA 138. It was amazing. Mostly because there was KuroxFay with vampire action AND SyaoranxSakura IN ONE CHAPTIRE! And since SyaoranxSakura is one of the few, um, boyxgirl couples that I really like, I was very happy. :D :D :D Plus the splash was amazing. You can see it here. Oh, look, I'm practically magical. That link popped out of nowhere. >:3 Shall we try more? Let's try more. Yum-yum vampire slurpage. More? Yes. Syaoran is saying 'Sakura'.

Okay, that's enough. Not it's not, one more. -finger slurpage-

KAY NOW I'M DONE. C:

We don't have Paint on this computer. Which is poop. I hate not having Paint. DD: But I'll draw you a map soon. By the way, I need to hijack your scanner soon. I have a lot of things to scan. I drew a really cute picture of Gwen and August last night. I stayed up until 2AM drawing it, since I knew if I stopped I wouldn't be able to finish it. But yeah. Gwen is 15, and August is 20. 'Cuz I decided he's five years older than her. I also figured out their entire history pretty much. And also Fay's, to a certain extent. I stayed up even later to write that all out. D: I was so dead this morning.

Carmina Burana is in 6/4 time, I just realised. Ugh. I hate playing in 6/4 time. And 5/4 time. And 2/4 time.

... So basically, I only like 3/4 and 4/4. :D I am such a band geek.

'There was a commotion as everyone turned around, and Sakura attempted to see past Kurogane, Fay, August, and Syaoran, all of whom were taller than her. August took pity on her and lifted the princess onto his shoulders.'

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. <33333

That was too cute. And completely in character. x3333333

... I'm going to draw you a layout of Gwen's house, since your description was a little off. But I didn't expect it to be accurate anyway, seeing as you haven't read my story yet and plus I never describe it in full anyway. xDD; But fear not! A layout for you is going to be drawn. (I've been meaning to draw it anyway.) He house is actually quite simple, as you'll soon realise. Sort of large, but simple. Easy to find your way around.

Guh. August is so cute.

SCANNER?!?!?!?!?!?!??//?!//1?//

... That's all I can say.

And also I love the Ghost in the Shell theme. And yes, that is facial hair on Xaldin. D: I don't like Xaldin. Or Vexen. I like everyone else, though. Just not them. Notice how everyone else is attractive in some way... Must be my subconscious speaking. Well, Xigbar CAN be SORT of old-man hot, sometimes. For some reason I just like him. He's cool. And hard to beat at the end of the game. DD:

TIP FOR KH2. At Beast's Castle, when you go there the second time, be sure to take time to LEVEL UP to a good point (preferrably level 40 or higher) before you defeat Xaldin, otherwise you will die very quickly. C: But I'm not kidding. At level 34 Nick took 5 tries to beat him. And on the fifth he BARELY managed to defeat him. However, with me on level 46 I beat him on my first try without dying and having Mickey save me any more than twice. Because if you die in that fight Mickey will come and you get to fight as him for a little bit while Sora's health charges again. But there's a limited time he'll come to save you. And yeah, Xaldin's attacks are crazy and take, like, TONS of HP in one go. It's unfuriating beyond belief, especially since it's very difficult to get openings to hit back.

So yeah. Learn from Nick's mistakes. C: I never beat KH1, though, so no tips on that one. xD;; I just watched Natalie beat it. I got stuck on Atlantica. I think. Maybe it was Agrabah. UGH I HATE AGRABAH. IN BOTH GAMES. Atlantica is wayyyy easy in KH2, but it's infuriating trying to find your way around in KH1. But the final boss battles in KH1 are really easy if you're leveled up enough, and if you remember to use dodge roll when pools of darkness appear under you while you're fighting Ansem in Destiny Islands. C:

Wow, I've typed a lot.

Mmkay, Julia kicked me off to do homework. But then I remember what else I was going to say. xDD SO HERE IMMA SAY IT NOW.

The thing where you pull someone's head under the edge of their bed is the most amusing thing in the entire world, but only if your victim has a good sense of humour. And also you have to wake them up with some sort of loud noise so they sit up right off the bat. Otherwise they just wake up and are like, "... Why do I look up and see the edge of a bed?" So yeah. But when it works it's the most hilarious thing ever. xDDD

Sephiroth's eyes are... Green, I'm pretty sure. I'm watching Techno!Requiem to make sure, though. ... Yes, he has translucent grey-green eyes. At least, in this screen shot. I'm pretty sure he's got green eyes regardless, however.

I WANT A NEW PHONE. C: It's called the EnV. IT'S SO AWESOME. Mmkay, so I'm perfectly content with my phone, but it's getting a bit behind the times, so I'm thinking I'm going to ask for a new one. So today I saw an add for the EnV: And I WANT IT SO BAD. It's like, it has all the regular things that a phone has, with camera, internet access, and full keyboard. I WANT IT! Plus the NAME. THE NAME. That's probably a big factor as to why I want it, actually. xDD;;

August vs Kitsune... That would be an interesting fight. xDD Kitsune would probably win, but August would definitely hold his own for a while. He's kind of a crazy fighter; like, he'll fight boisterously and recklessly for a while, then he'll go all 'minimal-movement' and be all controlled and strict for a bit while he gets his energy kicked back up, then he'll go all reckless again. 'Reckless' being the only word I can think of to describe his fighting style. He's kind of like Mugen from Samurai Champloo in that respect, since he has such a strange fighting style in spite of being as deadly as he is. He even trained with the Elite branch of the Royale Guard, so yeah. He's pretty darn good. But when he lost (since he proably would) he'd be all, 'Well, I lost, but it was partially because it against my morals to beat up girls.' Because yeah. August would probably say that. xDD He's not a sore loser or anything, he just has a sense of pride that he protects. Not dissimilar to how Sirius wears elevator boots since he doesn't want Kitsune to be shorter than him. xDD

Yes! Teacup reminds me of Rukia a lot too! I think it might be since they have similar hair, they're both short, and they sort of have similar personalities. xD But yeah. There's a big thing that Teacup knows that she knows makes her valuable, but... Umm, she doesn't care. I'm trying not to give you any clues. xD

My YouTube sure has a lot of Harry Potter stuff. The little preview things kept coming up for more BEHIND THE SCENES stuff, and since I'm a sucker for behind the scenes looks at movies (especially Harry Potter movies) I clicked and watched EVERYTHING. Then I saved my favourites. C: Except that was hard because I liked a lot. D:

OH MY GOSH I KNOW. xDDDDDDDD At that part in KH1 I about died. Like, literally. I died. And at that part in the manga, too, since I think they had a panel where Hercules was taking advantage of Cloud's unconsciousness. Ohhhh, too funny.

No, you're not the only one. I can never figure out what the hell he's saying either. o.o; Thank God for subtitles?

Yes, August is quite special. I have a lot of ways I need to draw him. I have a lot of things I need to draw just in general. It's poop. I don't have enough time in the day to draw everything I need to draw.

Oooh, at midnight on New Year's I was at my grandparents' house in Redmond and all the kids (well, everyone) got glasses of champagne-- but they told us it was apple cider. However, I could tell it was champagne and I gulped it all down as soon as the ball dropped. I was sick for the rest of the night. xDDD; That stuff it so disgusting. I highly advise you never, ever, EVER to even touch the stuff. But yeah, fun times.

I'm going to make a character profile for all my characters so you can know stuff about them. I'll give special detail on August since he is, in fact, the awesomest of awesome. I adore him. x3

I DON'T WANT SCHOOL TOMORROW ;-;

STORY STORY STORY! :D :D :D

Mmkay, it's been going slow lately. But anyway. This (long) excerpt directly follows the last part you read, which is good. So yeah. Get ready for obscene brotherly/sisterly love from August and Gwen. D:

August woke the next morning bleary-eyed and fuzzy-headed. Funny, he thought, I could've sworn that I fell asleep against the couch last night. And yet, he was lying on his tummy in a warm bed, covers pulled nearly over his head. He was warm and cozy and content. Stretching out his arms, he felt a warm body next to him. Too drowzy to be surprised, he pushed himself up onto his elbows and looked fuzzily to his right. In the dim light he could see a hand sticking out from under the covers, which he lifted to find a mess of long blonde hair.

"Ginny?" he whispered, yawning widely. She lifted her head, tresses falling away to reveal her face.

"Nn?... What time izzit?..." she mumbled, fumbling on the table next to her for a timepiece. She groaned when she saw the time and flumped back down, but this time facing her brother. "Well, g'morning." She yawned.

"What happened?" August murmured, also cuddling under the blankets. "Last thing I 'member is falling asleep on the couch..." Gwen giggled. "I had to carry your dead weight all the way up here after you zonked. Thank God Seresans are so light, or else I would've just left you there. But anyway, afterward I was too tired to go downstairs to my own room so I just stayed here."

"'N' where are we?"

"The loft."

"Ah." August yawned again, but less widely. "What time is it?"

"Six thirty."

"Aaugh."

"Tell me about it."

They stayed in bed talking until they heard noises downstairs, then they got out of bed and dressed in robes and slippers. August insisted on carrying his little sister to the kitchen, since she had carried him last night. She agreed, if only because she didn't feel like walking this early, and hopped onto his back. He hooked his arms under her legs, pretending to sag under her weight, then walked down the spiral staircase and into the kitchen.

Sakura and Syaoran were there, having fun making breakfast. Sakura had a smudge of flour across one cheek. They were perhaps standing more closely than was necessary, and when the blondes traipsed in they quickly took a step away from each other, blushing pink. August and Gwen pretended not to notice.

"Good morning, children!" boomed August with more gusto than Gwen would've believed possible for him at seven AM. "How goes the morning so far?" Sakura beamed more widely than seemed natural and assured him that it was a fine morning indeed, that nothing had happened that shouldn't have, and that there was nothing to worry about since she and Syaoran would handle breakfast with a stark professionality and no funny business whatsoever, thank you very much. August tried to hold back his laughter as he assured them they were doing a fine job. Gwen excused herself to wake up Fai and Kurogane, since it wasn't fair for them to sleep in. Well, maybe Kurogane, but certainly not Fai. She knocked gently on their door before pushing it open.

Fai, it seemed, had fallen off the bed sometime during the night, as he lay sprawled in a mess of blankets on the floor. Kurogane looked practically harmless sleeping on his back, one arm up above his head in an uncharacteristicly gentle pose. Gwen couldn't help but duck back into the kitchen and tell the others to be quiet and follow her. They did, and when they saw the pecualiar sleeping arrangements of the two men, silent giggles were had by all.

"Maybe I'll let them sleep for a while longer," Gwen whispered, supressing her silent laughter. Everyone else nodded in agreement. August, however, had to have his fun. He slowly and carefully pulled Fai so that his head was under the edge of his bed, then smiled impishly and winked at Sakura, who blushed and covered her face with her hands to hide her laughter. Heading back into the kitchen, they made plans for the day. Sakura and Syaoran wanted to visit the village and perhaps shop a bit. August, too, wanted to see his fellow citizens again, since he'd been gone so long and all. So Gwen agreed that they could hang out in the village for the day. August, Syaoran, and Sakura cheered, which was followed by a loud thump and an even louder (and rather obscene) curse as Fai sat up, his forehead banging against the edge of his bed. August fell to the floor with tears in his eyes as he rolled with his laughter. Fai tumbled into the room and kicked the curly-haired man, rubbing his head where already a bruise was forming.

"That-- bruise looks-- good on you," stuttered August between peals of laughter. Fai kicked him again before stepping over him and hugging Gwen.

"Good morning, Ginny." He planted a swift kiss on her cheek.

"Here-- let me--" Gwen's shoulders shook with laughter as she placed her palm on the darkening bruise, healing it quickly. August sat up, saw what she'd done, and said, "You know, you can really be no fun sometimes." Gwen patted her brother's head as a condolence. "I know."

Fai said a cheery good morning to both of the kids, assuring them that the three blondes were not, in fact, crazy. Well okay, they were, but everyone in Seresu was crazy so they were actually quite normal. Syaoran and Sakura didn't look entirely assured. A grumbling was heard from the door as a sleepy ninja stumbled into the kitchen and flopped on a stool, resting his head on the counter.

"Good morning, Kuro-pi~~n!" cooed Fai, wrapping his lanky arms around broad shoulders. Kurogane growled, too tired, it seemed, to argue. Fai mussed his hair before spooning porridge into a bowl and handing it to the dark-haired man. Kuro glared at it.

"How the hell am I s'posed to eat this?" he grumbled. "Chopsticks sure as hell won't work." Fai gleefully held up a spoon, grinning like a cat.

"What're chopsticks?" piqued August curiously, plopping down next to the large man. Kuro stood, went into his room, and returned with a pair of narrow wooden sticks.

"Oooh, these are weird! You eat with these?" exclaimed August incredulously. Kuro wordless showed the blonde how to hold them. Gasping, August took them from the warrior held them perfectly, maneuvering them with a dexterity Fai seemed not to possess. "These are amazing!"

"Glad you think so," growled Kuro, head still against the counter.

"Are you tired, Kurogane-san?" inquired Sakura, a little slow on the uptake. He looked for a moment like he was going to respond sarcastically, but seemed to remember who he was talking to and only nodded weakly. Gwen smiled. Ninjas were so cute sometimes.

CRAP that's long. :D LOOK AT THE TIME I'M POSTING THIS. DDD:

Yes, I have more after this, but that's the part I wanted to cut off at. So yeah. ENJOY IT. The main part I wanted to share was August's joke on Fay since it was funny I thought. D: I've done it to Nick before and I about died laughing when he sat up. D: D:

Hahaha. xD I figured you were probably somewhere since you hadn't logged in, like, five days.

But yeah, that story is hysterical! I laughed soooo hard at that one line. "Kinda like Larxene!" Hahahaaaaaa.

I love YouTube. That's all I can say.

I was gonna say more... But I forget what I was going to say. D: I'll probably post more later.

Oh, right, I have some correcting to do on my story, since when I think about it there's a lot that's wonky. Mostly descriptions and stuff. And there's a conversation that I've got to write between Gwen and August. And also I have to include Mokona more in the story, since re-reading it I've noticed that he's really not in it very often. I don't have specific chapters, either. D: I just sort of... Write it straight out. I need to distinguish chapters. It probably would be a lot... Unless I make my chapters long, which I probably would. But anyway.

Yeah. I'm done now.

I read an excerpt from Empire... Which I'm pretty sure the third book is called. :/ But anyway. Yeah, it's cool. It's in the back of the Limited Edition Eldest. It's quite amazing. Well, it's only a couple pages long. I think it may be the entirety of chapter three... No, nevermind, it's too short. Ends at an inuriating spot, though. >:(

http://community.livejournal.com/khyaoi/223198.html#cutid1

That is the funniest thing I've ever read. I was practically dying. But I had to stay quiet since Mum and Cris are sleeping... But yeah. It's kind of dirty but it's absolutely hysterical. xDDD

Speaking of hysterical, also check out this. IT'S A CRACK-PAIRING GENERATOR FOR KINGDOM HEARTS! It gives a seme, an uke, a rating, and a keyword. It's so awesome! There are some extremely disturbing pairings that can come from this... xDDD That's what makes it awesome.

http://www.schala-kitty.net/entropy/khcrack.html

And apparantly Christopher Paolini listened to this song while writing the final battle in Eragon. *-* It's amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CINx8mAgH7I

And also I love The Aristocats. Especially the Scales and Arpeggios song, but in French.

... Just see my YouTube. ;D

I like to sing along to the French one, since the lyrics are right next to it. It's great. I sort of can't figure out French pronunciations very accurately, though, so when I sing it it sounds kind of weird. xD; But it's fuuuuun!

I have a funny video of my mum making the weirdest noise known to mankind... We're going to put it on YouTube! It's hysterical. It's only 5 seconds long but it is amazing. Plus in the background you can see Cristian playing rock-paper-scissors (which he loses). x3

... And yeah.

HAPPY BOXING DAY!

I almost bought the Eragon calendar today... I'd probably disregard the months and just alternate between pictures of Eragon and Murtagh. D: