Dark_Alchemist

Know what? I'LL BE AT THE CARNIVAL EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO WALK THERE. (In other words, that's a yes. I will make sure to be there.)

Okay, I forgot which picture I was s'posed to put up on my profile for a while, but now I remember. 'The Army's Bean' should be up. GO STEAL IT NOW.

Haha, I hijacked your icons. >:3

NEEHEE I'M SO AMUSED BY MYSELF. Maybe laterzzz you could put up the other picture I hijacked. That would pwnz00rz.

fma is so cool, im a fan myself as u can see

Me: Hellloooooo! your piccies are cool!

Krayne: Hey, I wanna leave a comment!

Me: Shut up! Hi anyways. I like your screne name. I'm somewhere too. Only I'm somewhere over the rainbow. Which somewhere are you at?

Krayne: Lollypop ppl? I alredy illied all of them. Thoes things are annoying. They kept calling me the wicked witch of the North or something like that.

Me: You didn't even leave any lollys for me to eat! Jerk... I'm still hungry too! *eats purple*

Krayne: ppft. You and your purple. It's all about the red. *eats red* mmmmmmmmh. Tastes just like blue. Wanna be friends?

Me: I like peanuts.... They're all pea and nutty...

Could your judge how good my drawings are i'm 12 years old

Gah! Of course, just when I try to call you-- MY PHONE DIES.

And since my mum's not here and we don't have a phone, I can't call you! X< NYEW~~~~~~~~~~

I'm charging it tonight, though, so maybe we can talk tomorrow. GAH, I'm sorry.

Akyew. D:

~Pip

Hehehe, that girl in the video thing is... lind of a long story.

See, Havoc wanted to get a girlfriend, and the girl that he liked... I guess she liked Roy instead, so Havoc was depress-ified. Armstrong overheard someone talking about it-- I think it was Bloch and Ross-- but anyway, he suggested that Havoc go out with his sister, and so when Havoc heard about this offer he started imagining what his sister would look like.... Hence the mental vision of Armstrong in a dress. His sister ended up lookring really cute though. (She was in the video too-- she's the girl in the background when Havoc turns into a Picasso painting and gets stabbed through the head.)

Anyway... Yes. That video is teh spiffeh.

Don't forget to tell me when the Atkinson Carnival-thing starts! I really wanna go this year (and I'll be sure to go this time.... Ehe...)

Anyway.... URAHH

~Pip :D

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone
much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that
when your appendix bursts next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing behind your back...
kill them
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got hanging in your den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never
never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

It is TEH AWESOME.

http://www.quizilla.com/users/darkestalchemist/quizzes/Horoscope%20FMA/

GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your
explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble your fiance
hurls a javelin through your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the
rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking your driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent -
except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with
your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special deep significance or
meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of them is
absolutely true.

Where was I?

(Again, cont. next post-ify. -_-)

NOW FOR THE BEST LINK EVARRRR

It's the best song I've quite possibly ever heard. It's basically a list of horoscopes. Here are the lyrics: (If they don't make you want to hear the song, nothing will.)

AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 hours a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what
those idiots at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Meryl Streep

TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

(Cont. next post, obviously)

I HAVE TWO MORE LINKS FOR YOU

The first one is just a re-do of the Last FMA episode, so it doesn't really count.

http://www.quizilla.com/users/ellemustang/quizzes/LAST%20FMA%20EPISODE%20EVER%21/