Dont_Fear_The_Reaper

Tell Merritt-kun to talk, I feel lonely just talking to you. I neeeeed group speech.
I'll shove the Gunblade down your throat and have it at that, okay?
...Mako radiation would kill the critters, and Vincent hates them...
Rawr. Limit Break, ahoy!

-blinks-
Do you honestly want to scuffle with a former Turk, Vincent Valentine, the President of the Shinra Corp., Rufus Shinra, and a crazed fangirl.
I'm sicking all of my whores on you. xD

...Dude, what soul?

There's no stopping it.
I'm going to appoint my self as a dictator, go through Jenovah and Mako treatment, and just shoot you in the eye. Just to see the blood spurt from it.
No stopping me now.

-cleans Gunblade for preparation-

You can't bathe in a puppy's blood! There's not enough! You have to get more than just /one/. Are you going to make pretty carvings out of the bones, too? Oh, don't forget to boil out the bone marrow! It makes a good stew. ^^

I love the reaction people are giving me towards my utterly horrifying bio HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEAR ME! I SHALL RULE NORTH AMERICA WITH AN IRON FIST! JOIN MY ARMY OR ILL CUT OPEN YOUR STOMACH AND MAKE A BLANKET BY SOWING YOUR INTESTINES TOGETHER! HAHAHA! You think im joking... I have a puppy to eat waiting in my fridge. Of course i have to slit it's throat and bathe in it's blood first

Nevermind.
I wub FFVII guys. And Axel, who should be in there, too.
Stop scaring me, dammit. I'm going to sick Chaos on you, and stab a Gunblade in your eye. >.O

;-;
THAT scared me.
Stop it.
You're making me...twitch. I don't like twitching.
I introduced you to JTHM, dammit. I want credit. xD;