DragonGirl1136

Mello: He is my bestest friend ever!!! To die for me!!!! DX *hugs Matt*
Matt: Oh, but you are my bestest friend, Mello!!! To buy games for me!!!! DX *hugs Mello back*
Mello: I love you Matt!!
Matt: I love you too, Mello!!
Everybody else: O_O
Mello: Friend love, you sickos. =_=
Matt: Tell 'em!!
Mikami: *goes to kitchen*
Near: *goes back to playing with his toys*
L: O_O
Matt: What are you starin' at?! D8<
Mello: Yeah, we explained ourselves!! D:<
L: Um, sorry. *goes away*
Matt and Mello: =_=

Mikami: I stab myself and commit suicide, and Mello gets killed by Takada. DX
Matt: After getting my only 48 seconds of screen-time, I get shot by a bunch of police for Mello. T_T
Mello: *hugs Matt* Yes.... He died for me.... Though I died anyway... TT^TT
Mikami: And Light was killed by Ryuk.
Near: I won and continued to live on, and then I took over Toys 'R' Us.
Mello: They don't say that in the manga or anime, though.

LULZ

Mikami: Didn't you watch the end of the series?
Mello: We die. D:
Near: Except me. ^^
Me: Sorry 'bout them spoilers. :P

Mikami: Look!! *comes out of the kitchen* Kami, come here please!! :D
Light: Yes? ^^ *comes over*
Mikami: *gives Light a cookie*
Light: *eats cookie* This.... This cookie...... *falls down* LIKEOMGTHATWASTHEBESTCOOKIEIHAVEEVERHADOMGINEEDMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikami: As you can read, Kami is dying from the awesomeness of my cookies!! >:D
Me: Yaaaaay!!! ^^ *claps*
Light: DX *not moving*
Mikami: O_O
Me: ):>
Mikami: K-kami? Kami-sama?! ._.
Me: I think you actually killed him.... D=
Mikami: *sobsobsobcrycrycrysobsobsob* I killed Kami.... TT_TT
Me: Um...
Mikami: *stops and shrugs* Eh, I never really liked him much anyway. XD
Me: ^^
Mikami: So.... What do we do with the body?
Me: Let's just leave it in the yard. The neighbor kid will eat him. ^^
Mikami: Okay. *picks up Light and carries him to the yard, then goes back to the kitchen*

Mikami: My cookies are so awesome, they'll kill you!!
Me: Oh yeah. ^^

Mikami: *from kitchen* I'm a single man who lived alone and my mother's dead, you expect me to not be able to cook?!
Me: He's got a point. *nods in agreement*