HaileyAndAlphonseElric

Me: Nah it's fine. I don't want to be actting like a pervert. *kisses your cheek* But thanks for not minding if I did.
Chester: *grumbles* Why don't you two just go get a room and make out or something? I'm gonna go and find someone who knows how to have fun. *picks up cases of beer and leaves*
Me: Uh, I think we hurt Chester's feelings.

Me: Nah, I'm not gonna drink. It'll make you feel left out.
Chester: Awwww, come on. Just one beer? It's budweiser. Your favorite.
Me: No, I don't want one. And besides when I get drunk, I start to act all perverted just like Chester.
Chester: *whistling* *Pushes box full of sex tapes and sex toys under table with foot* Well, what am I supposed to do with all this beer?
Me: Save it for another time.
Chester: Come on, just one beer? Pleeeeeaaaasssseeeee? *puppy dog eyes*
Me: *whispers to you* Don't do it, he just wants to get you drunk so he can try to take advantage of you.

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Me: *laughs lightly* Yeah, ok.
Chester: Ya see. It's sounds like you two have been dating for weeks already.
Me: Really? *blushes*
Chester: So, to celebrate this occasion, I say we all get drunk. *pulls out two twenty four packs of beer*
Me: Uh, if I remember correctly, she doesn't like to drink.