HaileyAndAlphonseElric

Chester: Ya see, she's got the hots for ol' Chester. My charm is just to hard to resist.
Me: You don't have any charm. I think she's just playing along.
Chester: Come on, whay do you say to we get comfortable in my bed huh?

Chester: It was fun wasnt it?
Me: *punches Chester* Chester, when are you going to learn to treat ladies with respect. I'm sorry, are you ok?
Chester: I can see her pants wettining due to her getting horny. I've seen it a million times.

Chester: *grabs you and starts makeing out fiercely*
Me: Chester!!!! *grabs a hold of him and trys to pry him off* Bite his tounge!

Chester: If I remove the cameras will you give me a kiss then?
Me: You don't deserve a kiss from anyone.
Chester: Please?

Me: Apperently you don't know Chester.
Chester: *evil smile* I never get bored with a girl. Why do you think I am so perverted. All my one night stands I've done them at least 8 times.
Me: That includes the fat ugly ones.
Chester: Hey that's only one girl and its just that her fat opens up so many sexual doors.
Me: *almost pukes*

Chester: Good luck. They're so small that you need a microscope just to see them.
Me: True. You could just shower in a bathing suit.
Chester: She'll have to get nude sometime to change her panties and stuff. *pictures you nude*

Me: *breaks some french bread over his head*
Chester: Ow! That stuff is real hard. Sorta like me while I'm lookin at Kelsey.
Me: *Slams a sledge hammer into his crotch*
Chester: *on ground in pain* So... much... pain.
Me: He'll probaly have cameras hidden around your house by now.

Chester: Oh sorry, it's just that you're user name has Hailey in it so I thought that was your name. Let me make it up to you Kelsey.
Me: And how do you plan on doing that?
Chester: How about Dinner and a movie? Then afterwords we hit the bed?
Me: You wanna hurt him or should I?

Chester: *stares at your chest* Yes you are... *shakes head* But the size of boobs isn't everything. Sometimes it's nice to those small boobs. You see, small boobs can be better that large boobs.
Me: Chester, do you even know what your talking about?
Chester: Not a clue Jesse.
Me: Then why do you insist on BSing?
Chester: To increase my chances with Hailey here.

Chester: Yes Ino, Temari, and Ten-ten are all hot but I like Sakura the most.
Me: Dude, do you want me to stab you with a kuni?