Humpty_Dumpty_is_Suicidal

Greetings and salutations all!

I joined this site about...two years ago I guess. Doesn't seem like that long. Sometimes it feels longer.

I'm thirteen-going-on-fourteen, trapped in the eight grade. I've got basically no life whatsoever. I can be either really, really obnoxious or the most anti-social frack you'll ever meet. Depends on my mood. I hate my name and the color of my eyes (brown) and I tend to name inanimate objects. I'm extremely sarcastic and I have a BIG swearing problem--your typical fracked-up teen, I suppose. I think nursery rhymes are evil.

I love music. I'm not very eclectic when it comes to my taste. I hate rap/hip-hop, country, pop, southern rock, I'm not a huge fan of metal but from time to time you'll catch me belting out Ozzy Osborn’s 'Crazy Train' loudly and out of key.

I love punk-rock. From the old to the new. The Velvet Underground, the Ramones, the Stooges, the Sex Pistols, the Clash, and although most punk-purists would decapitate my head with a toothbrush for this, my absolute favorite band is Green Day.

Without them I'd have no clue what real music was. Everything from 39/Smooth to American Idiot (no, American Idiot was NOT the first Green Day CD I bought but I love it all the same and listen to it practically every day). I can't go a day without listening to 'Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)'. Billie Joe has such a unique voice and he writes such incredible lyrics. Mike is one of the greatest bass players ever and you can tell he's so dedicated to the music. And Tre Cool is such an awesome drummer and he's so frackin' funny! I love them and I know it sounds a bit pathetic but in a way I sort of depend on them. I'm eternally thankful to them. For bringing the wonderful thing that well call music to me. For the many beautiful songs over the years. For keeping me alive on the inside. Thank you, although you'll most probably never see this, thank you.

I'm also into the newer bands like Motion City Soundtrack, Rise Against, Anti-Flag, the Used, and all that good stuff. Though I think a lot of today's music sounds a lot alike. Is it just me or does every single Fall Out Boy song sound exactly the same?!

I like a lot of other bands--some 80's punk like Black Flag and the Misfits, Operation Ivy.

I've really gotten into My Chemical Romance lately. At first I was all like, 'ew! Not another frackin' shootty emo band!' But then I decided, 'alright, I'll give them a chance--might as well hate them for a reason'. So i watched a fuzzy version of 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)' on YouTube and I just went "frack, they're really good!" So yeah. I love them now.

I get accused to being emo a lot. And I just go, "frack you, man!" I'm not a frackin' emo! I'm not a frackin' goth! I'm not even a frackin' punk! I'M NOT ANYTHING BUT A frackED UP BRATTY LITTLE KID WHO CAN'T KEEP HER OPINIONS TO HERSELF!

I get in trouble a lot for wearing shirts that have inappropriate words on them a lot. I got in trouble for wearing pajama bottoms to school, once.

Yes.

I that's not a type-o. I did write 'I got in trouble for wearing pajama bottoms'.

And to that I would just like to say: WHAT THE frack?!

I aspire to become a writer someday. I dyed my hair black without my mother knowing (I did it in the bathroom by myself--it was surprisingly easy) and she freaked. But she got over it. I read more books than I should and I've been known to be incredibly cynical. I don't think I am. In fact I'm quite optimistic when it comes to certain things. Like, if I were to get hit by a car I'd be all like, "cool, I've always wanted to get hit by a car!"

I'm a little weird.

The girl who sits in front of me in English is convinced I'm going to stab her with a pen.

I use big words some times.

I love Invader Zim. And I read manga and watch anime a lot. I also read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac--IT'S SO frackIN' FUNNY! My guilty pleasure is Gilmore Girls. The acting is horrible but I like it. Sue me.

I like black nail polish and drama movies. I like to doodle and I've made up two cartoon characters--Jersey Boy and Benny the Vampire. You won't find them on here, though, because I can't use the scanner. I'm learning to play the guitar and my favorite candy is Reese’s. I swear I'd melt that shoot down and inject it into my veins with a syringe if I had to. I have the tendency to write on myself a lot. Right now my arm says "I ate an emo muffin. I'm so hardcore!!!" And my hand says 'why are you reading my hand?' My dad hates it when I do that.

Hum, I like vampires and unicorns. I still watch Blue's Clues (only with Steve, though) and the Teletubbies. Sometimes I write these really stupid short stories that really have no point but I like them anyway.

I hate homophobes, skinheads, and racists of any kind. But I can't stop people from thinking the way they want to think. You can't shut me up and I can't shut you up--fair deal?

My brains a little warped and my thoughts are all twisted. Sometimes I over-think things and sometimes I just don't think at all. I make horribly rude jokes and say some stuff that should have me shipped away to the Happy House (which, ironically enough is not that happy).

My mom thinks I should be in therapy and my dad is just fed up with me. I don't have many friends and the ones I do have aren't really of the true-blue nature. I'm a little random. I offend people sometimes and if I offend you it's not my problem.

If you just read all of that, then congratulations, you most likely have no life.