Katana_Ploeg

Me: How ya doing Katana-chan?
Chester: Howdy.

Me: Y0zerz ^w^ I've been fantastic, thank yoooou <3
Karuri: You're just happy cuz you get to see Dan later, biotch.
Zhen: ooooooh.
Me: Shut up, he's like my big brother. Anyway, how're you two? -gives cookies her sister baked-

Me: *takes a cookie and takes a bite* I've been pretty good. And these cookies are preatty good.
Chester: *scarfs down all the cookies* I love cookies! I guess you could say I'm Coo coo for cookies.
Me: They're not cheetos but to be fair, nothing can compete with cheetos... except pure chocolate.
Chester: We better shut up.
Me: Why?
Chester: We're revealing our weaknesses.

Me: hehehhe....Anyway, i frackin hate cheetos. unless they;re, like, uber puffed,. then they're just fun.
Karuri: Oh Lord Kat, that's gonna blow a fuse...
Zhen: -wibble_ Why didn't I get any cookies?!?
Me: Cuz Miz baked them
Karuri: Fyi, Miz is Katana's older sister.
Zhen: -steals Chesters cookies- HAHA! MINE NOW!

Chester: My cookies!!!!!! *tackles Zhen*
Me: I forgot, which one is the girl? Zhen or Karuri?
Chester: *Pinned down by Zhen* Noooo! My cookies!!!!
Me: Chester, would you forget the cookies. I sure Katana could get some more from Miz.
Chester: *Zhen gets off Chester after eating all the cookies* My cookies. *falls to knees and starts crying*

Karuri: XDDD I'm the chick. Zhen's the dude, as chick-like as his name is.
Zhen: HEY!
Me: Oh lord....anyway, Miz doesn't like baking XDD she's just damn good at it.
Karuri and Zhen: -nod-
Me:Anyway, how's life goin?

Chester: Forward.
Me: *smacks Chester upside the head* Don't be a smartass. It's been going preaty good. How about you?
Chester: *Puts arms around Kururi and Katana* Well no matter how it's going, I can make it a lot better. *winks*
Me: Chester, why do you insist on being perverted?
Chester: Because being perverted is fun.

Me: -hits chester-
Karuri: -kisses Chesters cheek-
Me: Don't encourage him!
Anyway, Jesse, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DEVIANTART ACCOUNT. I DEMAND YOU. i never post myt stuff here and i rarely check this site, so it would be easier to talk over dA, considering i check it at L;EAST 5 times a day.
Karuri: O____o Kat, you are crazy
Zhen: Oh, we already knew that.

Me: Ok, I'll make a DA account.
Chester: *kisses Karuri on cheek* I think we'll name our account jesseandchester.
Me: What's your account name on DA?

Twitchablewiz13. I stole it from someone XP
Karuri: That's 'cuz you're unoriginal, jackass.

been pretty good ^^
lol, so whats up?

Not too much ^w^ i've gotten pretty obsessed with Bands. Fall out boy, My Chemical Romance, the used, Taking Back sunday, AFI, y'know. lol. i'm so werid.
But anyway, i've been busy TT^TT school sucks. i have so much artwork i need to finish. and i don't post too much stuff here anymore. i'm usually on my dA account.
What's up with you?

hows it been friend
long time no.....speak??

Ohmylord...your icon is just hilarous XDDD YOU TELL 'EM, PETE!
Gahha. it's been great <3 you?

Me: Yo, what up homegirl? How's it going?
Chester: You've been behaving yourself?

Me: No. i Have not.
Zhen: She has a bad case of MCR >w<
Karuri: O___o wow that was lame.
Me: O___o kaaaay....anyway, it's been pretty good. But my sister gets to go to a MSI concert and i don'y >////<
Karuri: QUIT 'YER dogIN!
Me: Ahem. So, how's it going for you?

Me: I'm doing good.
Chester: Whats MCR?
Me: Beats me, but if you rearrange it RCM it stands for Really Cute Mercenary.
Chester:...
Me: What?
Chester: It should me RMC, Retarded Motherfracking country matters.
Me: *takes a pickaxe and hits him right in the crouch with it* Don't you be talking like that. You'll treat her like she treats us, with psychopathic respect, not damn dirty bastard.
Chester: Dude, I think you chopped my penis off.

Me:../..i hate you all
Karuri: Katana, not EVERYONE listens to My Chemical Romance. God
Zhen: XP it was funny though.
Me: SHUT UP,.
Zhen: O____O
Karuri: ANYWAY, it stands for My Chemical Romance. Kat's current obsession.
Me: GERARD IS SEXXXXXY.

Me: Now that you tell me it makes perfect sense.
Chester: Aren't they an Emo group?
Me: Beats me. But I like it better if you rearrange it to RCM. That way it is able to describe Katana. Really Cute Mercenary
Chester: What about Karuri and Zhen?
Me: What about them?

Me:.....
Karuri: Aw shoot. you did it now.
Zhen: She hates it when people call MCR emo.
Me:....KAZE KATANA! -attakcs Jesse and chester with many swords and kunais-
Karuri: Oh god.

*our bodie go poof and are replaced by logs*
Me: *up in a tree to your right* Hey, take it easy, it was Chester that called them emo not me.
Chester: *up in a tree to your left* You crazy dog, I'm gonna get you for that. *does some hand signs and a sword of fire appears* Fire style, flame sword jutsu. *he shoots out of the tree right at you*
You: KAZE KATANA *many blades hit him and his body disapears*
Me: He used a shadow clone?
*you hear a connection of blades from behind you and its Karuri blocking Chester's sword from hitting you*
Me: He's gone mad.

Me: Uuuugh. Kat-chan's too sick to fight...-curls up against Zhen-
Zelda: HEY!
karuri: O__o hi Zelda...? Where did you come from?
Me: Zelda is my sisters spirit, like Karuri and Zhen are mine.
Zelda: -disapears-
Zhen: O______________o

Me: O____o ...weird.
Chester: *jumps back* Ok, that was just too weird... I'm done. *walks off*
Me: He aint done. He's still gonna try and get ya.
Chester: Yes I am done.
Me: Well, my brother also has a second personality. It's a drunken lepricon whose named Pudge.
Pudge: Oy mate, jolly good day.
Chester: That's british talk ya moron, not Irish.
Me: Well excuse me for not being Mr. Perfect. Why don't you show us all you almighty smartness.
Chester: Dam it you know I hate it when you act sarcastic.
Me: Ohhh, I'm sorry, I'll try to cut down.
Chester: *Punches me and knocks me out of tree* I told you not to be a sarcastic smartass.

Me" O_______O oh my.
Karuri: Oh jesus christ. Men.
Zhen: XP this is funny.
Me: O__o ahem. -picks up Jesse bride style- 'ello, mate!
Karuri: Gahaahaha. you're weird.
Zhen: SO ARE YOU!
Karuri:....i was tlaking to Katana....-chews on chesters hat-

Chester: You know, my hat's made out of real licorish.
Me: What about men? He's the one that punched me.
Chester: Hey, cheer up. Have a beer and a bag of Cheetos.
Me: Thanks. *eats the Cheetos then shakes the beer* Let's make this a party. *opens it and it sprays all over Katana, Karuri, and Zhen*
Chester: I got a 24 pack. *takes a beer and opens it and starts to drink it*

Me: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! -kicks over cans of beer-
Karuri: LOL. IT'S RAININGF BEEEER, Y0.
Zhen: I'd drink it...but...ghosties can;t drink TT^TT
Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW. BEERS AS BAD AS frackING CIGERETTES! -bats and raining beer-
Zhen: I see.
Karuri: Kat;'s weird. She hates all alchohal that isn;'t fruity drinks, guys who smoke aside from band guys,and guys who do drugs. but the last one makes sense.

Chester: Don't worry, I some fruity wine coolers too.
Me: What's wrong with beer? I mean I can get the drugs and smoking, but what's wrong with beer?
Chester: Beer is the cause for drunken, idiotic rednecks like you.
Me: Hey, I'm not drunk...yet. *downs a beer*
Chester: You just proved my point. *puts arm around Katana and squeezes her boob*

Me: OI! -hits chester over the head with fan- I'M ALL READY MAD, LEAVE ME ALONE!
Karuri: -sigh- Ahhh. she's just mad cuz she dyed her hair blonde and it looks bad.
Me: I didn't DYE it BLONDE, i got blonde HIGHLIGHTS.
Karuri: Whatever. And she doesn;'t like beer cuz her idol, Gerard Way, was an alchoholic for awhile.
Me: So i pretty much hate all liquor.
Zhen: Exept for Strawberry Daquerees and Pina Coladas.
Me: Yes.

Chester: Don't be mad. I got some Strawberry Daquerees in the coolor.
Me: I don't think the blonde highlights look bad. I think they compliment your face.
Chester: Kiss @$$.
Me: Well at least I'm not a grab @$$.
Chester: *pulls his hand away which was inches away from grabing you @$$*

Me: -sits in corner of woe- NO!
Karuri: O___o ok, now you're just being difficult.
Me: TT^TT
Zhen: Uuuh....

Me: I'm sorry. Don't be upset.
Chester: Ah, just leave her be. She's probably just on her period.
Me: Chester, we don't need your sexist statements right now.
Chester: That's why a women should never be President of the United States. They're to damn moody.
Me: Chester.
Chester: I mean once they start PMSing they'll just fire rockets for no reason what-so-ever.

Me:.....KAZE KATANA! -throws 50 swords at chester- YOU SHUT THE frack UP,YOU STUPID MALE! THE ONLY THING MEN EVER DO IS BRING COMMUNISM! THE ONLY THING THEY'RE GOOD FOR IS MAKING BABIES! SERIOUSLY! THINK ABOUT IT! THE COMMUNISTS ARE ALWAYS MEN, HITLER, THAT ONE GUY THE RUNS CUBA, MEN! YOU DON'T SEE HILARY CLINTON OR JANE GOODALL MARCHING AROUND KILLIN PEOPLE OFF!
Zhen: JESUS CHRIST!
Karuri: Oh lordy. you just said the worse possible thing to a feminest, you idiot.

Me: I'm not stupid. I'm not a communist. I'm good for something other than making babies.
Chester: *all chopped up* Pain...so much pain.
Me: Do you think that about me?

Me: No, sorry. i was in a really bad mood already. Cuz my dad was talking about how my mum was acting like a little women...IT'S A LONG STORY.
Karuri: you're so weird.
Me: Anyway, Jesse-chan,. do you have a deviantART account? Or AIM? or Yahoo! IM?
Zhen: Gahhaha., you join too many things.
Me: -prods at CHester- errr....are you ok?

Me: It's ok Katana-chan. *hugs*
Chester: I'll be ok... I think.
Me: No I don't have a devientART account but I could make one. I think I have a Yahoo IM. I do use windows live messenger. I'm not sure what the A in AIM means.
Chester: AIM stands for Assinine Idiotic Moron. *nods head towards you*
Me: *wraps a piano wire around his neck* What was that?
Chester: I-I ment to say Awesome Incredible Master.
Me: *removes piano wire*

HELLO MERITH

O_O
Who are you?

Hey there.
[=
 
How're you?

=] pretty good, you?

have you decided what you want as a request yet?

.....
 
I was supposed to request something?
 
xD
 
Well, no.
I'll have to start to think that through.
 
But I'm well. xD

Xd yeah, for the contest you won, silly!

Oh yeah. xD
 
I forgot about that.
 
Just goes to show you just how intelligent ilk is. xD

Xd
anyway, i drew you a thank you picture awhile ago for drawing me that picture of me and Zaku <333 so it should be up sooon <3 check for it
<333
~Zoe Emilia/Katana Ploeg~

Awww, thank you.<3
 
I'll look for it.
n.n

Me: kanichiwa Katana-chan, Zhen, Karuri.
Chester: How you doing?
Me: It's been a while, what's new?
Chester: *to himself* Hope you havent' come up with new ways to hurt me.
Me: I checked out your pics. They would be better if you had scanned them. But what can ya do right?
Chester: You're probaly wondering why He hasent' done any new pages to his comic.
Me: Long story short, haven't had the inspiration. But all that's gonna change cause I have downloaded the whole Chef Aid album. *hugs* Well, talk to ya later.
Chester: *trys to hugs but you bonk him on the head with the dull side of a katana*

Me: Ooph, sorry, i know. but i don't have a scanner and i haven't had the chance to give this pics to Dan so he could scan them.
Karuri: Plus, she sucks at using her digital camera Xd
Zhen: She's just as god made her!
Me: -___- I'm RIGHT here.
AHEM.
Anyway, toodlez <3

Me: Don't feel bad, I don't have a scanner either.
Chester: If he did he'd put up his favorite picture he's drawn.
Me: Yeah, it's a pic of Stan as a goth and the Goth kids with what I consider preaty good shading.
Chester: He worked on it during school time. Took him two weeks to finish it.
Me: I also would put up other pics I have.

Me: Well, yeah. We have a scanner, my dad just won't hook it up.
Karuri: So she makes frequent trips to Dan's house, cuz he'll scan the picture.
Zhen: yeah, Dan is Katana's older sister's ex-boyfriend, but they stayed v. good friend.
Me:...yeah....Anyway, i wanna seee! don't you have a camera you could use to take a snappie of it?

Me: Yeah, we do have a camera but there's just one problems... it's kinda embarrising.
Chester: He lost it. It's bulky and easily noticible and he lost it.
Me: Hey, it's not my fault, I just don't use it often.
Chester: It's probaly 8 inches long, 4 inches wide, and 4 inches tall, weighs about 1-3 pounds and he lost it.
Me: Don't make me call up Mr. Fist.

Me:LOL.
Karuri: 7___7 So what? you lose your camera all the time..?
Zhen: And your glasses, and your skinny jeans, and your leather jacket, and
Me:OK, WE GET IT.
Karuri: O____o

Yo! Haven't heard from you in a while, what's up? ^^

yeah, sorry, i've been pretty busy. Not much. how's it goin' for you?