MuffinTheFirst
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| Username | MuffinTheFirst | Gender | Female |
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| Last Updated | Occupation | Evil Chocolatey Overlord | |
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| # Comments Given | 35 |
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I am Muffin the first. I used to be Muffin the only, but then I was REPLACED, cast aside like a used tampon...
But now I'm back!!!
That's right, /I/ took the gingerbread men!!!! And if you want them back, you'd better give me Muffin holier-than-thou the second! If you don't, it's lights out for the Gingerbread man and his pals!
Now, I'm not completely unreasonable. I understand that you may doubt my statement, so here's a little proof:
You have one week to comply.
http://muffinthefirst.livejournal.com/
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WELL! Now’s your chance. Join the Muffin Legion of Terror today and receive your very own serial number and Muffin Legion of Terror crest to decorate your profile.
Legion activities include, but are not limited to:
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But now I'm back!!!
That's right, /I/ took the gingerbread men!!!! And if you want them back, you'd better give me Muffin holier-than-thou the second! If you don't, it's lights out for the Gingerbread man and his pals!
Now, I'm not completely unreasonable. I understand that you may doubt my statement, so here's a little proof:
You have one week to comply.
http://muffinthefirst.livejournal.com/
ADVERTISEMENT
Do you find yourself spending hours on end doing nothing but stare at the opposite wall? Do you despise the human race? Do you look at the world around you and think “I could sort this out, if only I had the chance...”
WELL! Now’s your chance. Join the Muffin Legion of Terror today and receive your very own serial number and Muffin Legion of Terror crest to decorate your profile.
Legion activities include, but are not limited to:
Kidnapping, Internet Terrorism, Torture, Money Laundering, Sweet Shop Ram Raids, Gang Rape and Flower Arrangement.
JOIN TODAY AND HELP KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE!
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Living_Dead_Girl on September 4, 2007, 8:43:10 PM
LOLZ I muchly agree with your cause, funny as it is and as much as I hate the ppl around me, but I seem to be too busy for such activities. I wish I was a carrot so I could go, "Lookit me, lookit me, I'm a carrot!"