Sapphire_Angels_Devil

But OK, here come some tips:
-Hide his favourite item, the creator did it with her brothers dickman (I sugested it). He thought he had lost it at school, and she had forgot she had hide them. Half a year later, the mom of the Creator cleaned up her room and found it in the middle of her old trousers.
-Simply put his hand in a glass with medium warm water. I gues you know what that has as consequence. My creatopr was to chiken to do this...*cough*Loser*cough*
-Write a letter to your brothers "girl" saying he doesn't love her anymore. This also is great if she doesn't know he likes her *smiles with the idea* Mycreator did something that was slightly like this, but not to her brother. She had 2 guys who liked her, she wrote them both a letter saying she liked the other. The got into a fight. After this all she felt guilty, the 2 guys had been best friends upto their, they didn0t talk to each other a month. She hated it, I LOVED it!! It was just another victory for me!!!
-Find out the worst name anyone could call your brother and start calling him that until he goes crazy. The Creator did it a little diferent. She used to call her brother all kind of names, but he'd always answer "Words don't hurt" Well, after a while it seemed they did, 2 weeks after he got her my creators hand stil hurted (her brother is strong)... But in some way, it was a victory!If my creator wasn't my creator, I'd maybe help her evil brother, he is more...evil, and as you knopw, I love evil!!!
OK, I hope that helps. This evil genius is gonna watch her creator cleaning up her room...again. I love to see her swear!
~Kira~
Evil genius who's gonna watch her stupid creator suffer.

K- Yes yes yes!!! I have great plans with my little friend *very evil grin* I promise you, she will never be the same! Muwhahahahahahaha!!!!! Today the contact with the evil sorcerer (creator) can not be astablished, I took over!!! Tirza is dead, Akeira is at a spa, and the sorcerer is trapped in an anti-recreating Tirza prison. By the way, it's better for you to don't talk to her right now, she is furious!!Not even because of me! That kinda touches my pride. She was gonna have an eye on me today (Ha! Like that's possible!) making sure I didn't torture to much people, but I send her to the reall world, put the evil idea of cleaning the house in her mom's haed and voila! Review world just for me!!! I kinda feel sorry for the creator, she didn't want to be bussy today, so cleaned up her room (finally!) yesterday, but as today the rest of the house was cleaned up, all her shoot was trow in her room, so poor her, she has to clean up her room again!!
When am I getting my present? I want my friend here by my side as soon as possible? I hope you send her by plain?
And case you didn't know so, I don't do favours. I don't mind blowing up schools though.
This much more evil genius has some tips for you to torture your cute brother. So if you need help, you know who to ask, I could always make an exeption on my no-favours rule.

thnx again. yeah, i heard there were problems with the writing stuff. thnx for tellin me

----at the majord house----

K- so, lets talk business.
Major- I've took a look at your case and I'm not sure...
K- Just for you to know, I have bombs in the supermatket where your wife is shopping, and at school where you two little brats ar having french at the moment.
Major- Thanks! I'm sick of urning the money and them let them spend it! And please, hurry up to blow up school, I have bad memorys about that place and those boys of mine ar worse then 2 bullets in my @$$.
K- :) I like you! I'm sure we can make a deal...

O, and I had a quite good talk with her. She told me she would love to get an precsent from you guys! She allready gave me a list which presented her birthday list, I'll read it to you:
-Kat
-Tiilia (I wouldn't do that if I was you, I don't think you would get her back in one piece)
-Kat
-A ferrari
-Kat
-A train (O.o I don't wanna know why she wants a train O.o)
-Kat
-A moster truck
-Kat
-and last but not least: The world (on a silver plate)
Reasonable, right?
I was not planing on doing anything tomorrow, just to keep an eye on Kira, and let her be mean for a minute (or 1440). You wanna know what I got her? An Tirza free day!! It was really hard to find actually. BUt hey, now you can shose anything from the list!! Isn't that nice? BUt hey, calm down you all, Kira is not gonna get her drivers lisense, my curse took care of that. I'm gonna go for a sleep now, so yeah, see you tomorrow!!
Bye friend! Take care of yourself and your OC's and make sure to get something nice for Kira, I don't want her to react all of her fury on me :s
ALoHa!!!

One? You knew ONE??? I envy you!! I know... *counts* Something around the 1 million 3 hundred 68 or something.
You know that I have the same thing in my class? Some girls are so crazy about guys they call So Great. Well, I just want to puke. Those guys could at least:
-have an IQ ABOVE (not under my dear watson, above!) the 50.
-Be nice (or not!!! *drools over Kai*)
-say 1 normal sentence every hour, and with that I mean a sentence what doesn't say: I'm a preversed psyco!!!
-Not a TO gigantic loser, athought that is nearly impossible...
By the way, do you have anything against blondes? DO YOU?? I hope not, we can get in a fight right here right now!! (I hate to admit it, because I hate it, but the hard thruth is that I ___________ am actually bvlonde... legally =P)
I fully suport that decision! If only the guys tryed to be the slightest birt like Kai, only a little, I garantee you, the world would be a much better place. :)
O, and don't you worry about Kira! I cursed her! A terrible curse! She will never grow old!! Muawhahahahaha!! (translation: Pff, I just saved my butt)

Stuff that went from trieing me and Tirza up and driving over us with an light car, so that "death comes slow and painfully" (her words) to stuff like glueing us under the car, where we would stay for ever and ever (she would fead us) because "torture is a longer pain then death" (again her words). You see, she's really original and creative! I could never come up with something as using someone as bumper :s Maybe I should think about deleting her...
K- You can't!
Moi- What?
K- You can't delete me! Remember the May Contract? Where you gave me independence (not freedom as I thought)and as change I would not kil Tirza more then 17 times a day?
Moi- Didn't you break your part of the deal?
K- Nope. I killed her 17 times on more then one day, but never MORE then 17... Have a nice day death meat *walks away*
Moi- oops... Houston, we have a problem.

Hey! Your brother can't read this! Are you reeadying this? Well are you? O, I forgot, he can't answer. Saph, will you threaten your brother or something until he promise to never EVER read any of our comments EVER again? I sure you don't mind. I was gonna send Kira up there to do the work, but she's stil angry for me saving my life, I mean impeding her from getting her drivers lisence, and I know you wouldn't mind, but I doubt that your parents would be to happyt if an OC runs into their house and blows one of their sons into a milion pieces.
Well, they are right. Some people still have siesta's in Portugal, but last years it has been less, that's also true. It all depends on:
a) how hard and long you have to work
b) How warm it is
c) Which temperature you're used to
d) How close the nierest river is =P (river-water-swim...get it?)
I could continue for a long long long time, but I don't think that's that interesting.
I don't like to glue Kira up a chair! That's mean! I think it's quite good how I handeled it. Because I forsaw the danger of her in a car. I read some really bad stuff in her diary.

(This should come before my other comment)
Evil? No, much worse!!! They are nice and stuff, trying to sell you something! And Ican't stend nice people!! *puts on nicemasker (instead of gasmasker =P)*
I hate it too, people saying that this suites me so good, and trhat they hate that and blas bla bla Hello? Did I ask their opinion? Most times the answer is NO!!!
Today one of my friends (I went with 2 friends, sisters of each other, sometime, that means only one thing: Trouble!!!) asked me: Do you want to look like a boy?
Guess what I answered: NOOO!!! (I totally paniced)
She said:~It wouldn't surprise me, when you look down and I can't see you face (I had an hat on) You look just like a boy...
I was like OK, interesting, but don't you dare to say such a ting like...euh...ever again. She reallyu scared me, I'm a little alergic to boys, specialy the random protugues boys (stupid, ugly, so dumb!) and brothers.
Tomorrow Kira is 18! Wait a sec, do OC's get older? No...I have a better idea, this is the seconds year she's 17! Yeah, I like that better =P
K- Yupi yeah -.-
T- Don't we get older?
Moi- No, only if I want it.
K- Cool. By the way, you aren't really expecting me to be happy about that, are you?
Moi- Why not? People whould kill theirselves to always stay young!
K- Maybe when they are 18.
Moi- Why that?

K- Hello!!! You PIEP are impeding me from getting me frigging driving lisense!!! You are impeding me from driving to safety, to liberty!!!
Moi- Where do you want to go?
K- I don't care!! as long as it is 171.717 kilometres from you and Tirza!!!!
Moi- I think it's better for me to go now... *runs out out the review room into...the real world maybe ^_-*
I'm safe again, don't worry. My animals are all in harmony! We had the cats first, then we got the dogs (in the begining there where 2, Comit & Kelly, Comit died 3 year ago) and Lukky, weather you believe it or not, the boss in home. The rats well... we have to be carefull with T-rex but Lukky, is euh...how could I say this...half vegetarian. Sounds crazy right? Lukky isn't crazy, but she's special! She has an higher IQ then most guys from my class -.-
I see your broth is online. Why do I say this? I don't know why you should care. Why do I actually care? O, wait, I don't.
Bye Bye Zai Jain!!!
Aloha friend!!!