SayuriUzumaki

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i knew how to say happy new year in japanese i would say it

funny Resident evil 4 comic
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Inuyasha: so, do you like the color?
Sesshomaru: TOTALLY its FAB
Inuyasha: I have this cute reddish-pinkish color in the bathroom
Sesshomaru: ooh I like. Can we use it on my toes? It doesn’t really match this green but what fag looks at my feet?
Inuyasha: whatev. As long as mine are yellow
Sesshomaru: BLECH
Inuyasha: WHAT? Yellow is the new black
Sesshomaru: this cheese is warm. gonna get more
Inuyasha: fine
Sesshomaru: EEK!!!!
Inuyasha: WHAT????!!!
Sesshomaru: ANT!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: like, ew. should we call the exterminator?
Sesshomaru: ooh hes hot
Inuyasha: i wish I had his abs
Sesshomaru: totally
Inuyasha: daaaaaaaaaaaaarnnnnn waaaaahhhhhhhh
Sesshomaru: ?
Inuyasha: its that time of month
Sesshomaru: ??
Inuyasha: my condition
Sesshomaru: ????
Inuyasha: do I have to spell it out? im turning human
Sesshomaru: ??????
Inuyasha: take a minute to process
Sesshomaru: oh. I get it now
Inuyasha: …
Sesshomaru: I have the bestest idea
Inuyasha: …?!

5 minutes later

Sesshomaru: ta-dah!!!
Inuyasha: wth I’m dressed like kagome
Sesshomaru: and the best thing is, we didn’t have to waste any money on hair dye, color contacts or plastic surgery to get rid of your ears!!! Im so happy
Inuyasha: mm-hm. …lets go punk kagome
Sesshomaru: wait. Why did you have kagome’s clothes?
Inuyasha: uh…. Where did you get this bra?!!!
Sesshomaru: um…internet?
Inuyasha: exactly


Kagome: wth?? Where did you get the bra from??!
Inuyasha: internet… he says
Kagome: riiiiiight…. weirdo
Sesshomaru: so are you coming to the party?
Kagome: what. Party.
Sesshomaru+Inuyasha: SLUMBER PARTY!!!
Kagome: …if I go, will you two let up on the booze?
Sesshomaru: right-o!
Inuyasha: I guess…. Do I have to? I want to delay this so-called ‘hangover’ as long as possible
Kagome: uh, yes
Inuyasha: damn
Sesshomaru: question!! Did you leave your clothes?
Kagome: um, no. what did you do, sneak into my house?
Inuyasha: uh…yes?...no?...i mean….no?
Kagome: once again, you have serious issues
Inuyasha: you never told me that
Kagome: yes, I did. About fifty million times. I also told you to leave me, and my family, alone
Sesshomaru: well, that anwered one question, and raised so many others. Oh, and by the by, I also found him smelling your pantyhose
Kagome: ew. freek-a-leek. Oops. Did I say that out loud?


Kagome: truth, or dare?
Inuyasha: truth
Kagome: what is your favorite song?
Inuyasha: rainbow connection. By Kermit the frog! He’s my idol!
Kagome: o.O
Inuyasha: my turn!! Truth, or dare?
Sesshomaru: truth!
Inuyasha: who is your favorite celebrity?
Sesshomaru: Michael Jackson
Kagome: you DO know he’s a prosecuted prick, right?
Sesshomaru: um, no. but I can do the moonwalk look
Inuyasha: I may need therapy after this. But who cares?
Sesshomaru: not me! And, and, my turn. Truth, or dare? I always wanted to say that
Kagome: dare
Sesshomaru: I dare you to put on this thong bikini and jump into the algae-infested pond.
Kagome: okay
Inuyasha: later. First, what are we gonna do next??
Sesshomaru: yes! Let’s rob the gas station!
Kagome: NO
Inuyasha: BANK!
Kagome: DOUBLE NO
Sesshomaru: WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!
Kagome: HELL NO
Inuyasha: ATTACK OF THE ANIME FREAKS
Sesshomaru: let’s go to the discotecque
Kagome: can we focus on the situation at hand?
Inuyasha: the REAL situation is, I need stretchy pants. And if you couldn’t tell, I purposely changed the subject
Sesshomaru: can we borrow a twenty to get a pizza? Or something?
Kagome: I’m BROKE. DUH
Inuyasha: once again, gas station. HELLO?!
Sesshomaru: LET’S HOLD UP THE US MINT!! THE ULTIMATE THRILLER!!
Inuyasha: WHOOPEE!!!
Kagome: I thought I told you, STOP DRINKING!!!!

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btw what does XD mean

hi again