ShikasGirl

i'll check it out...HOLY ICHA ICHA!!!!*Point's*
Me:Here already....NO SHIKAMARU NARRA SHE'S BEATUIFULL!!
Shika:0_0
Lee:Like her mother....
Me:Lee!You flatter me to much!...Ummmm,
You:*Say's random name's*Awww...*Look's at my Baby*
Shika:I guess it's...Cute....So is our's!
Me:Well i did come up with:Seimei?And Souai....
Lee:I like those....
Shika:Life and Mutal love?MINE'S NAMED AFTER MA DAD!!
You:Shika don't shout!!
Me:Witch do you like ke-ki?

me: What do you mean brings back bad memories!!!
sasuke: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!
me: DON'T YOU YELL AT THAT TONE WITH ME!!!!SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT *GASP* SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT I HATE YOU!! I SHOULD HAVE STAYED BISEXUAL!!!!!!!!!
suzuki: MOM YOU WERE BI!!!!!!!
me: i've been keepin it from you..when i was with your father i was with this amazing girl named sam...i loved her, and we were engaded, then she cheated on me, but i forgave her, then she dumped me!! so your father and i killed her, then we burned her body, then threw the ashes in the sewer!!!!!
suzuki: MOM THAT COLD!!!!!IN THE SEWER!!!
you: BUT...BUT...THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BAD PART!!
you and shika: *confused*
shika: i will never understand wom.....*looks at you*
you: *glaring*
shikato: women right dad??
you: SHIKA SIT!!!!!
BOOM
shika: oooph...shikato, there's a reason i didn't finish the sentence you know..*looks at you*
shikato:OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
you: SHIKA!!!!!SIT BOY!!!
me: i hav an extra necklace....*thinking about kakashi*
you:so..do i....*looks at shikato*


~~That Night At The House~~

you: *walks in shikato's room* puts necklace on him*
haha, he's just like his father....
shika: close..i am the father...*turns on lamp light*
you: where's shikato?
shika: studying in suzuki's room...
you: shoot!!

~~Downstairs~~

me: sasuke!! i'm goin out to the store!! want anything!!
sasuke: no!! i'm fine!!
me: okay!! anybody else want anything?!?!?!
*no answer*
me: *driving to the store* buys things* goes to kakashi's house* knocks on door*
kakashi: hey amber, you still look as beautiful as ever..
[kakashi got fat hanging out of his shirt, watching porno]
me: umm hey, i just came to visit you..
kakashi: well, come in..*turns off t.v*
me: okay, sure..umm i have something to give you:
kakashi: what is it??
me: close your eyes..
kakashi: *closes eyes*
me: *puts necklace around kakashi*
kakashi: *starts touching my leg*
me: KAKASHI!!! SIT BOY!!!!

BABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
[hehehe...he's soooo fat!!]

me: SASUKE!!!!

I've heard about it,
Dr:A baby....(Cliffhanger LOL!!)Girl,
Lee:I HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!
Dr:Mr.Lee please be quiet,
Me:He's just....HAPPY!I GOT A DAUGHTER!!!!
~Next room~
Shika:You can hear um thought the wall....
You:Well????
Shika:They got a girl,
~Next room~
Dr:A name??
Me:Well........
Lee:Hmmm?
Me:Well it's hard....Maybe Ke-ki will help me.......

sasuke: what is it...
{><he refuses to give her a nickname lik dear, baby, honey}
suzuki: ohh....never mind...
sasuke: if you need anything, i'm always here..
me: EVERYONE I SAID DINNER'S READY!!!!HONESTLY I WORK ON EVERYONE'S DINNER!!
suzuki: sorry mom..
shikato: sorry mo...i mean auntie..><
me: (XDDD lmao) ni..no..it ok..
suzuki: *giggles*
sasuke: i'm home amber..
me: *kisses him* NOW SIT DOWN!!
BAM!!
me: oops, sorry dear!!!
sasuke: dn't you trust me...
me: yes, just when you get mad!! it comes in handy..
sasuke: ><

i'm uber tired...going to bed before i pass out.night

suzuki: he is just like his father...


~~In Shikato's Room~~
*Shikato's on the phone with Yuki and Daisuke*

shikato: tomorrows the prom...
daisuke: yeah..i asked rin out..she was soo cute!! ^_^ i couldn't help myself!!
yuki: i'm still going with Mitsuki..
*background*
mitsuki: KYO I'LL GO TO THE PROM WITH YOU!!!
*back on the phone*
yuki: now..i'm not...
shikato: why dn't you go with kana??
yuki: hold on...i'm calling her now..

~~Kana's House~~

Kana: Kana Cozu Residence...Kana speaking...
yuki: wow..you sound real cute when you say it like that..
kana: what do you want yuki??
yuki: well, i was wondering if you wanted to.....
kana: what??
daisuke: he wants to know if you would go to the prom with him!!
yuki: DAISUKE!!!!!....uhhhhemm...yes, kana will you go to the prom with me??
kana: sure, but what about mitsuki??
yuki: seems she's going with that [d@mned] cat Kyo..
kana: is that the only reason..your asking me..
yuki: no..i was also wondering if you would be my girfriend..we've been getting to know each other..
kana: okay..that good enough for me!

{kana hangs up}

yuki: DAISUKE, WHEN WE GET TO SCHOOL YOUR DEAD!!!!!

shikato: i kinda yelled at the guys sayin that suzuki as mine, and i'd do anything to be with her
you: oh, my...*giggles*
shikato: MOM!!*blushes*
you: your already acting like a real husband..
*shika walks in*
shika: whats goin on??
you: well, shikato claimed that suzuki was his and stated that he would do anything to be with her..*acting smart*
shika: did she walk in when you said that..
shikato: yeah....i havta go back...
you: why??
shikato: i kinda jumped out the 2nd story window and left all my books..
suzuki: SHIKATO!!!!!!
shikato: CRAP!!!
you: HE'S OVER HERE SUZUKI!!
shikato: MO.....Hey suzuki..
suzuki: oh, i just came here to give you back your books, you left them at yuki's..*gives him books*walks up to house*
shikato: oh...thanks....hey wait up...
suzuki: what is it *smilez*
shikato: did you happen to hear what i said...
suzuki: ummm..truthfully...yes..but, i havta go do my homework. we'll talk later k..*walks away* waves*
shikato: *waves*...what am i doing i live here.. Suzuki wait! let me walk you to your room!
shika: you really want to be related to amber dn't you..
you: how many times do i have to say YES!! till it get through your thick head!!

~~At Misuki's House~~

mitsuki: sooooo, how's your husband shikato??
suzuki: he french kissed me..well, i kissed him first, but on the lips, then he frenched me...
kana: are you gonna tell the school??
mitsuki: no...no...if you dn't want me too...
rin: but what about last time!!
mitsuki: SHUT-UP RIN!!!....uhh why dn't we go check on the boys...their just upstairs in yuki's room...
suzuki: lets do a surprise attack!!
kana: you guys go ahead..
suzuki: you sure..
kana: yeah..yeah..

Yep,
Guy:Ummm.....
Lee:YOU PUT MA BABY AT RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us:OH!
~9month's later~Hospital~
Me:I WANT OUTTA HERE!!!!
Lee:CALM DOWN!!!
You:Shika wish me luck,
Shika:I will!!
Lee:Calm down,
Me:For you...FINE!!!

( -o-*yawn*....that was a long nap...)


yuki: i knew that...
shikato and dasisuke: ....not...
yuki: HEY!!
shikato: i french kissed suzuki...
daisuke and yuki: WOW!!!! AWSOME DUDE!!!
shikato: first she kissed me on my cheek, then i said thank you, then she kissed my lips, and said your welcome..
yuki: let me guess....then you french kissed her...
daisuke: can she kiss, cause i'm next!!!!!
shikato: *glares* SHE'S MY B$%#$
daisuke: ok..ok..calm down..
yuki: you sure are being over protective....