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Human vagina
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Anatomy
Schematic frontal view of female anatomy.
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Schematic frontal view of female anatomy.
Schematic vulva anatomy.
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Schematic vulva anatomy.

The human vagina is an elastic muscular tube about 4 inches (100 mm) long and 1 inch (25 mm) in diameter that connects the vulva at the outside to the cervix of the uterus at the inside. If the woman stands upright, the vaginal tube points in an upward-backward direction and forms an angle of slightly more than 45 degrees with the uterus. The vaginal opening is at the back (caudal) end of the vulva, behind the opening of the urethra. Above the vagina is Mons Veneris. The inside of the vagina is usually pink, as with all internal mucous membranes in mammals.

In common speech, the term "vagina" is often used improperly to refer to the vulva or female genitals generally; strictly speaking the vagina is a specific internal structure and the vulva is the exterior genitalia only. Calling the vulva the vagina is akin to calling the mouth the throat.

Length, width and shape of the vagina may vary. When a woman gives birth and during sexual intercourse, the vagina widens and lengthens up to 2-3 times.

Vaginal lubrication is provided by glands near the vaginal opening and the cervix and also seeps through the vaginal wall (which does not contain any glands).

The hymen—a membrane situated behind the urethral opening—partially covers the vagina in many organisms, including some human females, from birth until it is ruptured by sexual intercourse, or by any number of other activities including medical examinations, injury, certain types of exercise, introduction of a foreign object, etc.
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Functions of the vagina

From a biological perspective, the vagina performs the following functions:

* Providing a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body.
* Giving birth
* Admitting the male penis for sexual intercourse

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Sexual intercourse
Vaginal opening.
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Vaginal opening.

The vagina admits the male penis for sexual intercourse and ultimately male sperm for the fertilization of ova for reproduction. (See: sexual intercourse)

The concentration of nerve endings particularly close to the mouth of the vagina causes pleasure to be experienced during sexual activity. The opening of the vagina is home to the clitoris, which is located at the anterior of the vaginal opening; for most women, the clitoris is the main source of sexual pleasure (although it can be too sensitive for direct stimulation in some women). Some women have a very sensitive erogenous zone called "the G-spot" inside their vagina (in the anterior of the vagina, about five cm. in from the entrance), which can produce very intense orgasms if stimulated properly, possibly responsible for the disputed female ejaculation. Not all women have a g-spot that is responsive to stimulation, however.
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Giving birth

During live birth, the vagina provides the route to deliver the fetus from the uterus to its independent life outside the body of the mother. During birth, the vagina is often referred to as the birth canal.
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Menstruation

The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb these fluids.
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Sexual health and hygiene

Other than the penis, fingers or sexual devices, many women insert tampons during menstruation. These must be regularly changed - every four hours at most. Other objects inserted include diaphragms (placed against the cervix, blocking it from sperm), spermicidal cream and lubicrant. Additionally, some women use vaginal douches, which serve to cleanse the vagina with a gentle soap intended to remove odor. These days, such treatment is advised against by doctors, as it may upset the balance of bacteria in the vagina, rather than helping it. Thus, the vagina itself needs no particular treatment in the name of basic hygiene.

The vagina is examined during gynecological exams, often using an instrument called a speculum, which keeps the vagina open for visual inspection or taking of samples (see pap smear).

Various disorders can affect the vagina, including vaginal cancer and yeast infections. See vulvovaginal health.
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The vagina and popular culture

Western society treats the subject as somewhat taboo. A one-person play by Eve Ensler known as The Vagina Monologues was a rare example of the word appearing in mainstream culture. The popular TV series Sex and the City contains many discussions about the vagina and its health.

Pregnancy is the carrying of one or more embryos or fetuses by female mammals, including humans, inside their bodies. In a pregnancy, there can be multiple gestations (for example, in the case of twins, or triplets). Human pregnancy is the most studied of all mammalian pregnancies.

Human pregnancy lasts approximately 40 weeks between the time of the last menstrual cycle and birth (38 weeks from fertilisation). The medical term for a pregnant woman is genetalian, just as the medical term for the unborn is embryo (early weeks) and then fetus (until birth). A woman who is pregnant for the first time is known as a primigravida or gravida 1: a woman who has never been pregnant is known as a gravida 0; similarly, the terms para 0, para 1 and so on are used for the number of times a woman has given birth.

In many societies' medical and legal definitions, human pregnancy is arbitrarily divided into three trimester periods, as a means to simplify reference to the different stages of fetal development. The first trimester period carries the highest risk of miscarriage (natural death of embryo or fetus). During the second trimester the development of the fetus can start to be monitored and diagnosed. The third trimester marks the beginning of viability, which means the fetus can survive if an early natural or induced birth occurs. Because of the possible viability of developed fetus, cultural and legal definitions of life often consider a fetus in the third trimester to be a distinct living person.

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Name: Buttsex

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Date Of Birth: Buttsex.

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Name: Cock Whore(Brandon's Mom) Relationship: Some dog I frack sometimes.

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Health History: I give monkeys buttsex... obviously I have aids.
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Sigmund the Retarded Monkey
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I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.
I thought that was odd since they were normally a couple thousand each.
I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200.
I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home.
I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund.
He was retarded.
In fact, none of them were really bright.
They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment.
They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall.
Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died.
No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead.
Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.
Dern cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do.
There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase.
It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work.
It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending they were just stuffed animals.
That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose.
It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber
I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them.
Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds
I also had to eat all of the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them.
Little did I know that my bed was flammable.
I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom.
I severly beat one of the monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them away, but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates.
I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either.
I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts.
My friends didn't know quite what to say.
They pretended to like them but I could tell they were lying.
Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.
The End

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Name_________________________

Address_______________________________________________________

City______________________________ State___ ______ Zip Code______

Home Phone______________ Cell Phone____________________________

Date Of Birth_____________________

Who do we contact in case of an Emergency

Name ___________________ Relationship _____________________

Address________________________________________________________

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Health History________________________________________
Do you any Allergies: Food, medicines, insects, plants? Yes ( ) No ( )
If yes please explain: _YES TREES, GRASS, HAY FEVER, ETC / PENICILEN- YES__SINCE BIRTH

General Information Yes No
Do you have?
ADHD (Attention Deficit (__) (__)
Hyperactivity Disorder)
Asthma (__) (__)
Cancer/ Leukemia (__) (__)
Convulsion/ Seizures (__) (__)
Diabetes (__) (__)
Heart Trouble (__) (__)
Hemophilia (__) (__)
High Blood Pressure (__) (__)
Kidney Disease (__) (__)

Please list any other Medical Conditions we should be made aware of
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