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Sasuke: Meh heh heh. Blood.
Naruto: Blood?
Sasuke: Blood.
Noah: Mmmm, Cap'n Crunch.
Sakura: Hey, where did all my red velvet cake go?! >:
Naruto: You don't need it, you're a whale anyway. ^-^
Sakura: *SOB* Was that supposed to be reassuring?! TT~TT
Gaara: Don't cry. They didn't let me have any either.
Stella: *belch* T__T
Naruto: I haven't had any ramen in a while. =_=
Sasuke: I haven't had any sex in a while. =_=
Sakura: I thought this was PG.
Gaara: When was the last time this was PG? T_T
Noah: When Sasuke fell asleep in his soup.
Sasuke: I wasn't hungry.
Sakura: So that made you sleepy? =_=
Sasuke: Pretty much. =..=
Sakura: When did he get snake bites? o_o
Naruto: The week after he pierced his ears.
Sasuke: There's seven in my right and five in my left. ^-^
Noah: I think it looks good on you. ._.
Sasuke: *gigglewavesnortblush* ///
Gaara: ...Well, I'm disturbed.
Naruto: This forces me to wonder where the lack of sex is coming from. =__=
Sakura: Maybe it's Noah's sex drive? ._.
Sasuke: That's not it. T_T
Naruto: Really?
Sasuke: That's not it. T_T
Sakura: Oh.
Noah: What?
Sasuke: Nothing, go back to sleep.
Noah: What?
Naruto: I wonder what the hell's wrong. o.o
Gaara: Maybe Noah's secretly a lady.
Sasuke: That's not it. T_T
Naruto: Really?
Sasuke: That's not it. T_T
Sakura: Maybe Sasuke's a lady.
Noah: That's not it. T_T
Naruto: Really?
Sasuke: He's bi.
Sakura: Why are we discussing this?!
Gaara: Maybe Sasuke's both genders?
Sasuke: HEY! >:|
Noah: By the transitive property, that makes no sense!
Gaara: But my logic is syllogistic. U_U
Sakura: I think he's an alien hybrid. T_T
Naruto: Or a Kronos Heaven Company lover figure.
Sasuke: So you do think I'm cute! X3
Naruto: Never said that.
Sasuke: Bastard!

Okay, here's the next part.
If you'll do me a favor and extend that limit to one more day, I can piece them all together. T__T

...I'm sorry.

Sasuke: What?
Naruto: MENTAL IMAGES!
Sasuke: Well....isn't that the point?
Naruto: No.
Sasuke: Oh.

...

Sasuke: Well then....you ever see a guinea pig's shoot after they eat seven little babies?! It's disgusting! It's like they ate the gristle of the damn chicken bone and crunched up the rest! I found VEINS!
Naruto: *covers face and sobs*
Gaara: Heylo.
Naruto: *POINT* YOU! YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!! YOU....Y-YOU SICK LITTLE MAN!!! *runs away duh nuh nuh nuh nuh*
Gaara: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY INSECURITIES, dog! NOT THAT I HAVE ANY, BUT STILL! *shakes fist*
Sasuke: If you're going to lose your virginity to a tiny, unwilling rodent, then you obviously have "insecurities". =_=
Gaara: Oh, go to hell.
Sasuke: Oh yeah?! Maybe YOU'D like to have the stench of premature death on your hands!! THE SMELL STILL HASN'T COME OUT!
Gaara: Did you try tomato juice?
Sasuke: I TRIED BLEACH.
Gaara: Hmm.
Sasuke: I don't see how you're not upset that your little mammalian hybrid children were consumed alive by their own unfeeling mother. Her mental scars are your fault, by the way.
Gaara: One, JUST BECAUSE a "mammalian hybrid" (whatever the hell that means) has a four-chambered little heart and half of my DNA DOESN'T MEAN that I consider them my "children". T_T
Sasuke: Whatever.
Gaara: Don't you "WHATEVER" me!
Sasuke: Whatever. Murderer. =__=
Gaara: YOU HOMOSEXUAL LITTLE--
Noah: I made red velvet cake. ._.
Sasuke: *GASPPPPPOUNCEEAT*
Noah: ....I'll go make more red velvet cake. ._. *turns around and walks away*
Sasuke: *food in mouth* Isn't he cute? ^-^
Gaara: Oh, I forgot to tell you. That restraining order Naruto put on you? He lifted it.
Sasuke: I'm not surprised. I have no reason to stalk him anymore. T_T
Gaara: Why did you start? o.O
Sasuke: I don't remember.
Noah: I'm back with more red velvet cake. ._.
Gaara: Well, that was fast.
Sasuke: No, thank you, if I eat any more I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Noah: I don't remember us ever sleeping in the nighttime--
Naruto: *GASPPPPOUNCEEAT*
Gaara: Hey! >:|
Noah: I'm off again to make more red velvet cake. =_=
Gaara: AND MAKE IT HAVE CREAM CHEESE FROSTING! I LIKE IT THAT WAY!
Naruto: *wipes mouth on sleeve* What happened to Raphael, again? o_o
Sasuke: *suspicious chuckle; rubs hands together and hunches over*

--

-pleasant park scene-

Children: *poke at foot protruding from bushes with a stick* Nya ha ha ha! :D

--

Naruto: ...Um.
Gaara: What a convenient little clip. O_O
Sasuke: *chuckling turns to cackling* MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Naruto: *slaps him*
Sasuke: ...Oh. Sorry.
Naruto: S'fine.
Noah: I'm back again with more red velvet cake. ._.
Gaara: *grabs it* Finally, the chance is MINE! I REVEL in the MOMENT--
Stella: *LEAPGOBBLECRUNCH*
Gaara: MY EYE!
Sasuke: That made no sense!
Author: Wasn't supposed to. U_U;
Naruto: You should get an eyepatch.
Noah: *makes hook with finger* ARRRGH! >:
Sasuke: *cries at the cuteness*
Noah: ...Was that too much? o_o
Gaara: I WOULDN'T KNOW, THERE'S BLOOD IN MY FIELD OF VISION!

Actually, you know what, what the hell. Let's do it now.

...

Naruto: Oh, hey, Sasuke. What's up? You look a little...bloody.
Sasuke: *shrugs* Well, you remember my guinea pig?
Naruto: Stella?
Sasuke: She had babies.
Naruto: I didn't know guinea pigs reproduced asexually. o_o
Sasuke: They don't. I let Gaara hold her for TWO minutes and...well, a lot can happen in two minutes.
Naruto: Ew.
Sasuke: I know.
Naruto: So what's with the gore?
Sasuke: ...Oh. You see...after she had the babies...she ate them.
Naruto: ....Oh.
Sasuke: She left a leg.
Naruto: That's....really...
Sasuke: Ironically that one was the runt of the litter.
Naruto: Um--
Sasuke: I guess it wasn't beefy enough for her.
Naruto: Stop, please--
Sasuke: And after she finished, her shoot had all this cartilage in it and *I* had to clean it--
Naruto: SASUKE!

That's the first bit. I have to go.

Oh damn. ^-^'

Oh well. Not the worst thing I've forgotten to do lately >__>;

I've updated once more :)

Ch19 is up

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Updated (finally)! Great work on your latest chapter. I know I've said it before, but it's really impressive how you keep your fics grounded in the 'Naruto' world. I've had the worst time of that lately. My latest character, Azami, was actually based off three Negima characters, lol.

O_O Holy crap! I totally forgot!!! ...And how many days does that give me? *plans on speed-writing all night*

Oh!DX I almost forgot! I'm only half way done with my entry (my brains haven't no good ideas right now :( But I'll try my best to get it done! Things have been pretty busy :(