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I was raised by wolves until my teens, at which time I was abducted by space aliens and educated on Jupiter. I attended the Plan 9 Academy of Insipid Arts, where I received training on how to survive in a hostile environment (Orange County, CA). SpongeBob is my spiritual guru. I like cheese, but I have no superpowers. Soylent Green is people. Good people.

I might be you teacher, but I'm probably not. I love Tolkien and LOTR and B movies, and folk rock by pale underfed angsty musciains like Elliot Smith and Aimee Mann. I drink a lot of coffee with more sugar than coffee. Redhook is my favorite beer. I don't write poetry, because if I did, it would suck. I hope my stories do not suck. I'm also a beta, but can't proof my own damn writing. My cat is on the computer staring at me. Mind control.

BTW I am also known as Emma.

I write LOTR fanfiction. My story is called Ring around the Merry - a bookverse darkfic in which Merry holds frodo captive at Crickhollow for the salvation of the Shire. These pics are from that fic. Chances are you will hate it. But if you don't think you will-the site is at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1287871/1/Ring-Around-the-Merry