apocalypsedragon

Me: Really, what's your name on gaia? 0.o I need to know! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Krayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! You'll never take me!! ~.~ *jumps out the window screaming something about beets, butt(hehe.... butt) the window is too high and she goes SPLAT!! WEEEE!!!*

Me: I don't like beets.

Me: OK what's your name there?

Krayne: 0.o YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!! *wats their faces and runs through the wall like a dumb Bugs Bunny cartoon*

Me: That's great. Don't worry. I know where you can find her. She'll just crawl under the rock that she came from.

Krayne: There's no place like home. *taps shos together and teleports to under a rock*

Me: Yah. That sound like a good idea. I'm just gonna eat my fingers.

Krayne: Can I have some?

Me: No!

Krayne: That isn't fair! You'd better share them! I only have four fingers!

Me: Not till you finish your Willy Winka!

Krayne: But, he tasted nasty!

Me: Then you should have been paying attention after he said that he was edible. He said something about canibalism, but, noooo!! You weren't paying attention and tou bit off his arm. *shakes head*

Krayne: But, he said edible!

but more people died in their place. the firefighter died in their. so i didn't save any one.

HEY I got alot of thing to say. but i can't let this end up like sept. 11th!!! i wan't people to know!! and i prodicted it 2 weeks befor!!

Me: OH! She must have gone through the random portal that appears every time you say poopie. *random portal appears* see? I dunno where it takes you though. Sometimes it will take you exactly where you don't want to go. Once I threw this guy in there and he ended up in a monkey's butt in the middle or pluto. I feel sorry for the poor monkey.

Krayne: *finds ice cream with cookies in it* yay!! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY TO TAKE ICE CREAM AND COOKIES AND HORRICICALLY SMASH THEM TOGETHER INTO SOMETHING BETTER!

Me: Weren't you just asleep?

Krayne: WEREN'T YOU JUST IN THE CENTER OF THE PLANET KNOWN AS GARTHIX 8?

Me: Never mind. *jumps into the random portal and ends up up a monkey's butt in the middle of Mars* AAAHHHHHHHH!! POOPIE!!! *random portal appears and I come back* I saw things that I shouldn't have seen...

Me: I didn't put Krayne in my comments either. She is too hyped up on my easter candy to do anything but scream random stuff.

Krayne: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM!!! IT'S ALL PINK AND SPAMMY!!!!!!

Me: Yah..... That guy needs to go to hell. I'm already pretty depresed and I don't need to read stupid crap like that. I have herd way too mant end of the world stories. Someone needs to brush up on reality. Go read a book or something. *shoots Krayne with a tranquilizer gun*

Krayne: WEEWOO!!......... weewoo... wewo...... we..... wo..... why did you do that? *falls over*

don't think u have me figured out. i've prodicted over 2 trillion deaths and all of them was as horrific as the next.

PLZ READ MY PROFILE!!!