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Me:he sleeped on the couch last night because he was to tired to come to my place and i guess he took off his pants and rolled on the floor
U:O....K

Sasuke:thats a relieve ^^*kisses boo*
Me:*i walk in*hey sasuke how u doing?
sasuke:im ok
U:*gos to the living room*hes up guys
naruto:*in his underwear on the floor sleeping*
Me:get up naruto and put some pants on

~the next day~

sasuke:*waking up*ITACHI!
U:its ok sasuke itachi just put a jutsu on u its tommaro

Naruto: hehehehe *shoves it in maicrowave*

~back room~

Kakashi: Okay...easy now.
Me: Ya..okay. *sits down*
Gaara: Okay...we're ready..

U:*stabs him*
itachi:AHHHH!
~clone puff away~
itachi:*falls on the ground*

Me: uh... >.< ummm..ya...I think so...
Gaara: *lies beside me* good
You: Yay!!! Vikki you're okay! You really scared us!
Kakashi: See? I told you she'd be fine. But, Vikki.
Me: what is...it...sensei?
Kakashi: Take it a little bit easier...no more training...
Gaara ~thoughts~: She was training???
Naruto: Traning? Well, anyways...Gaara, do you guys have any ramen? I'm starved!
Gaara: Ya...go find it...
Sasuke and You: we'll come too!
Me: ummmm Kakashi-sensei?
Kakashi: Hm?
Me: Is there any way you can tell me the gender of my baby?
Gaara: He's already told us...
Me: That was just a guess! Kakashi-sensei! Please tell me!
Kakashi: All right...come with me. You can't let anyone know about this procedure, got it?
Gaara and Me: *knods slowly*

kakashi:thinking~what the heck
me&naruto:*walk in*
Me:what the hecks happening!

U:whisper tone~yea thats what ill do. Shadow clone jutsu!!

U:thinking~iv got an idea im going to have to kiss him again XP then punch him down and then stab him.

Gaara: Really?
Kakashi: Yes. the worst that could happen is that she'd die ^^
Gaara: 0.0''
Naruto: KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!
Gaara: *looks down sadly* So...she'll really be okay?
Kakashi: Yes...I'm sure...
Me: neh! *clenches my stomach*
Gaara: *gasps*