bridget_jones

i thought it was funny lol

hey i have some new pics up!

XD

This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with!

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked

February--I loved

March--I smoked

April--I dry humped

May--I choked on

June--I murdered

July--I did the Macarena with

August--I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October--I sang to

November--I yelled at

December- --I ran over





Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------my cell phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19-------myself

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a permanent marker

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy





Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that

Black-----------because that's how I roll.

Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red------------because the voices told me to.

Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green---------because I hate myself.

Purple---------because I'm cool.

Gray----------because I was drunk

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange-------because I hate my family.

Brown--------because I was high.

Other-------because I'm a ninja.

None--------because I cant control myself




Send this to anybody you want, what do I care? Add yours to the bottom!
I choked on chuck norris cause that's how i roll o_O
I Kicked a Gangster Because I Hate Myself T_T
I Loved a Squirrel Because Im Sexy and I do what I want XD

I'm fine thank you. I love those little blinkies in your profile mate, did you create them?

Hello? Are you online? O.o
Maybe we can have a chat now?

so what account is his....? what?..im so confused!......does matt like auron? oh and also give the man his soda already...

so what account is his....? what?..im so confused!......does matt like auron?