eMe101

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im strate and i love broccoli and ice cream!!.. ehehehehehe
>.<
OH, and i like kitties..they feel nice.
OH, and im 10 1/2 yers old!! im almost 2!
pufy clouds and unikorns r my fav and i work
wit them XD
jolly jolly jolly jolly jolly jolly holly good
my faverit thing to draw is buterflies and cocanuts!
i like women. i like men. i like everyone!
i like EVERY race ther all racy! lik mice! which r chees!
leev coments! pleesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OH, and im SINGLE!!! *meow*


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i hav no picturs becuz i dont no wat to draw..
so plees giv me sum ideas!!!

ehehehehe
>.<


RETARD?
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[] I've told a cop to piss off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[] I've accidently caused an explosion. (aerosol can + garbage fire)

[x] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out...

[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (I've seen my friend do it.)

[] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[xx] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (It gets 2)

[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[x] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk

[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] I accidently break a lot of things...

[] My friends know not to use big words around me. (They use them anyway)

[x] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Now multiply by what you got by 3, and you get your percentage. 75%