elvisfan123

hello.ill still talk to u i just wont rly add any pics

you've really made him happy.

i know what ive done.

im simon the invisible unicorn in a cigar box under john mccains bed

It's ok Pluto...

[Im Not a Planet either]

i had lunch with a llama sliding down a hill b/c the voices told me too.
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I did the Macarena With
> August--------I had lunch with
> September----I danced with
> October-------I sang to
> November-----I yelled at
> December-----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my mobile phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbour
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19------ - a Smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an iPod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a homeless guy
> 31-------a llama
>
> What is the last number of the year you were born:
> 1--------- In my car
> 2 --------- On your car
> 3 ----------- In a hole
> 4 ----------- Under your bed
> 5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 --------- sliding down a hill
> 7 --------- in an elevator
> 8---------- at the dinner table
> 9 -------- In20line at the bank
> 0 -------- in your bathroom
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> White---------because I'm cool like that
> Black---------because that's how I roll.
> Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
> Red-----------because the voices told me to..
> Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
> Brown---------because I can.
> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself!

I Think I'll Go Anti-Love. . .
I mean really, butterflies in the tummy
& hearts skipping beats - that can't be to safe...

IM the NINJA
your parents have been
WARNING you about

How to annoy Edward Cullen
1.)Go in his room, break all his cd's, then wait till he walks into his room to say "LOOK! SHINEY!!!"
Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:
2.)Tell him your looking for poeple to donate blood and ask him if he'd be so kind as to donate.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
5.) Go up to him singing "I'm A Vampire" by Antsy PAnts at the top of your lungs!
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
9.) Tell him that he needs a tan and then take him to a tanning solon.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
15.) Ask him why everyone else in his family has bigger muscles than him.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
16.) Run around with a lighter threatning to set him on fire if he comes any closer.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
17.) Show him a picture of Robert Pattison and laugh at the resembelence.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen:
18.) Tell him Bella went to Italy to have Aro turn her into a vampire. When's he's in Italy, go up to him and say,"Just Kidding."

it's funny how hello is always
accompanied with goodbye.
it's funny how good memories
can start to make you cry.
it's funny how forever
never seems to really last.
it's funny how much you'd lose
if you forgot about your past.
it's funny how 'friends' can just
leave you when your down.
it's funny how when you need someone
they're never around.
it's funny how people change
and think they're so much better.
it's funny how many lies
can be packed in one 'love letter'.
it's funny how one night
can contain so much regret.
it's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
but the funniest part of all,
is that none of this is funny to me.

ANNOYING THINGS TO DO AT SCHOOL!

Walk backwards and when you bump into someone yell, “Watch where you're going! Geez!”
Choose a "unique" teacher and impersonate him/her the whole day.
Run into walls and apologize to them.
Every time you see one of your friends, shout, “Hello!” really loudly from across the room.
Walk up to students you don't know at all and say "hi" or "hello" repeatedly.
When the teacher walks out of the room, walk to the board and start "teaching" the class.
Say serious things in a sarcastic tone and sarcastic things in a serious tone.
Hug your friends randomly and say, “I'm going to miss you sooooo much!” and start bawling loudly.
Bring in a metal cup with some change in it and start clanging it around as if you're a beggar.
Put up school election posters after the election is over.
Write a letter to the guidance counselor telling him/her how he/she has caused more problems than he/she has fixed.
Tell your teacher that your imaginary friend Bob ate your homework.
If there is an empty seat next to you, start whispering and passing notes. When someone asks you what you are doing, tell them that it was Bob's fault.
Gossip about yourself.
Gossip about Bob.
Keep talking as if you're talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn't talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
Run down the halls.
Yell at yourself, “The halls are not a race track!” Then walk away and pretend nothing happened.
Zone out whenever anyone speaks to you.
Grin broadly and say, “I didn't take my medication today!”
Bring a straitjacket to school and say, “See? My mommy uses this when she forgets to give me my medication.”
Start sneezing and hacking all over the place, wipe your nose, and then say, “It's (insert made-up illness here). *cough* Very *hack* contagious *cough*”
Make up a word and ask your CA teacher what it means.
Give a present to your locker and start singing “Happy Birthday” to it.

Act like the opposite of your normal self.
Apologize for every little thing you do.
Have conversations with yourself.
Have conversations with Bob.
Wear something really formal and when people ask you why you're wearing it say, “Why? Isn't it picture day today?”
Randomly start banging on a computer and exclaim, “Why won't this thing work?”
Dance to your classes.
Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don't get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
Pretend you're in a secret organization and sneak around to your classes.
Look up five difficult words in the dictionary and use them as much as you can all day.
Randomly shout, “Are we there yet?”
Every time someone says something to you, act like you're deaf and scream, “What?!”
Run down the halls screaming, “Bob is coming! BOB IS COMING!”
Randomly hyperventilate.
Scribble everything down in the worst handwriting imaginable.
Try to decipher it.
Walk up to people having a conversation, laugh really loudly and then walk away.
Answer all questions with two words… "no comment"
Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”