elvisfan123

10 ways to be annoying in a
b o w l i n g a l l e y

1. Apologize to the pins vehemently, and explain you will have to sacrifice them to your bowling God

2. Every time you roll the ball, even if you miss completely, yell at the top of your lungs, "STRIIIIIKE!"

3. Name your ball a funny name, like "Killer", and ask random people if they want to pet it.

4. Rent all the lanes but don't bowl.

5. Hide behind the pins and cackle.

6. Run around the building shouting and cackling, then go back to your lane like nothing happened. If people stare at you, give them dirty looks and ask what they are looking at.

7. Bring a foghorn and let it blow when people are just about to release their ball.

8. Superglue police whistles to the hand driers in the bathrooms. Leave the alley.

9. Bring a dart gun. Be inventive.

10. Run around sprinkling flour on everybody. When they yell at you, tell them innocently it is magical fairy dust.


Today, I was in a crowded place and was really bored so I decided to see if anyone could read my mind . I thought "if you can hear this, cough twice." Two people coughed twice. I was scared .


MLIA.

everything in this room is eatable.
even I am eatable.
but that, my dear children, is called
Cannibalism
and is frowned upon in most cultures


&+ the other day
My brother went
to Taco Bell
and ordered a taco.
and they said....
"Sorry, we're out
of taco shells."
WTF?


Today, I shushed someone at the movies, they weren't loud after that, I felt like I was the boss of that movie theater.
:)
MLIA


today i was bored...

so I changed my cursor to a banana. Then
I made people on youtube videos eat the
banana. I think they enjoyed it. MLIA.


bop it → flick it → turn it → spin it → pull it
that's what she said!



i hate it when..
you run into something
and someone near by says
"oh my gosh, did that hurt?"
[ nah, it felt amazing. ]


they never suspect the short one
:]

Kids Today
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What in the world are you talking about?
DONALD: Well, yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIE: Probably because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


I Didn't Trip
i just said hello to the wall
with my face.

may i please borrow your pen
i need to poke your eye out


*&has
-->anyone<--
else ever
(noticed),
how at
resturants
it says
_________
| No Shirt |
| No Shoes |
| No Service |
|_________|
but it
n e v e r says
a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g
about
_no pants_
so if you
walk in
with no pants
theres really
-nothing- they
can do about it.

Today,

I was on a boat.

T-Pain wasn't there.

MLIA

remember when we played barbies outside for hours,
then my mom made us sandwiches and lemonade,
then we watched blues clues. remember that?
'- - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - - -o h y e s ,
we had fun last thursday

Today, while waiting at a red
light, a man and his friend in the car next to
mine were dancing. They saw me watching
them so they both stopped. I started dancing
too. Soon enough we were all dancing.
I felt like I made friends.

MLIA.


Today...
Dora The Explora
was on the tv. i lost the remote &&
i was looking for it through out the whole episode
finally, i found it at the end when
"we did it! " was playing.
i felt that me & dora had a connection.


MLIA

New member of the IAC- Angelfox

hi how r u

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CONTEST!!!!CONTEST!!!!CONTEST!!!!

whoever can draw the best picture of a dragon or you can draw whatever you want


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2nd place: 2requests and a first pick adoption

3rd place: 1 request and a pick a type of adoption

im fine ^^
soooo wht u doing then