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Things I Love: Piss Off
Fav Color: Black like my soul
Fav video Game: Final Fantasy Series (expecially #7),Kingdom hearts, Devil May Cry Series!(don't disrespect Dante)American Mcgee's Alice, Shadow Hearts.
fav Band: Linkin Park,MCR,Three Days Grace,The Used.(for all of you who hate this stuff... BURN IN THE FLAMES OF HELL!!!!)
Problems:I'm a death omen. I have anger issues and could care less about what you think.
Shout out to: TidusLuver and all my other friends(u know who u r) The Linkin Park Road Trip


Linkin Park is on a road trip … yes more stupidity. We suggest you read previous stories we wrote on Linkin Park before reading this one.

Chester: *singing* I’VE BECOME SO NUMB-

Mike: OK CHESTER THAT’S THE 87TH TIME YOU’VE SANG THAT SONG!!!!!!!!

Pheonix: I’ll sing a different song *starts singing the ‘My Band’ song*

Mike: PHEONIX IF YOU DON’T SHUT-UP I’LL PULL THIS CAR OVER AND KICK YOUR @$$!!!

*Pheonix keeps singing and Mike stops the car leaving Pheonix on the side of the road to hitch a ride*

Joe Hahn/ Mr.Hahn/ Hanhey Dawg: Hey Mike, you mind lettin’ me drive? There are some cute ladies behind us and you know what they say “ When you’re riding with Mr. Hahn you’re riding in style”.

Mike: Sure just leave before Pheonix wakes up … but I don’t think that’ll be soon … I knocked him out pretty good.

Chester: GIRLS!!!! WHERE?! *Chester looks around wildly at the sound of the word girls*

Mike: Chester … SHUT-UP!

Chester: Aw man… I sorry Mikey best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: I told you to stop callin’ me that since 3rd grade!

Mr. Hahn: Just shut up and get in the back Mike!

Mike: YOU!!!!!

Mr. Hahn: umm… Hello I’m supposed to be drivin’ and you’re kind-of in the driver’s seat.

Mike: Then I’LL DRIVE!!!! *Grabs the wheel and fights over it breaking it and crashing*

Chester: *screams hysterically* OMG I DIED!!!! MIKE HOLD ME!!!!!!!

Mike: Get AWAY!!! Hey look we crashed in Texas and we’re at a … HILLBILLY TOWN!? Called Engletown. Oh look a Hillbilly house … how lovely.

Chester: HI MOM *chester screams this at an old fat bald guy and hugs him* Eww mom when was the last time you took a shower?

Mike: Uhhhhhh … Chester that’s not your mom … that’s an old fat bald guy!

Chester: oh… Hi Mom!!! *Chester hugs mike and runs away to buy beer*

Mike: Sorry for the trouble we’ve made sir.

Old Fat Bald Guy: *with a hillbilly accent* Hey are you guys Linkin Park? My daughter loves you!!!

Mike: Well … we-

Mr. Hahn: No… NO NO NOT AT ALL!!!

Mike: Never mind him. If you want us to we would be happy to sign autographs for her.

Brad: *wearing his ‘mommy’s little princess shirt’ from LP #1* Ummm… Mike I have a bad feeling about this.

OFBG: No how about you come and meet her. Every guy in town has dated her. They say she’s very hot.

Mike: Ok ^_^

Chester: Hot girls!!!! WHERE?!

Mike: NO YOUR MARRIED!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!

Chester: aww… Mike can I at least see her? Pwease…* makes a cute little pouty face*

Mike: …. Sure

Rob: ME FIRRRRRRRRST!!!!!!!

Mike: *whispers to the guys* Let me go first I don’t care how hot she is You guys are pathetic and can’t protect yourselves against hillbilly-ness … except Chester. But he’s MARRIED!!!

Chester: Hey! What’s that supposed to mean? Are you calling me an amish hillbilly hick man?

Mr. Hahn: Chester Shut up and follow the fat @$$ hillbilly dude… who smells like hog.

* They all get inside to see a really hot girl as promised*

Mike: Uhhhhh… Hi we’re Linkin Park and we heard you’re a big fan… So we wanted to know if you wanted our autographs?

Fern: No I want a date! Anyone of you guys I don’t care ya’ll are all hot.

Mike: Uhhhhh … Ok Ummmm …

Chester: ME!!!!! * runs to Fern but Mike grabs his shirt so he can’t go anywhere*

Mike: CHESTER YOUR MARRIED!!!!!

Chester: fine then I’ll just go home.

Mike: NO!!! You’ll stay here and resist the temptation!

Mr. Hahn: God dammit Mike, you fat kid you’re mean to your best friend.

Mike: I’M SAVING HIS MARRIAGE!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU CARE!!??

Mr. Hahn: I’m just saying you’ve been really rude to Chester lately.

Rob: Yeah I agree

Brad: *stops painting his fingernails and clues in on the conversation* Ummm… what… Yeah … wait… NO!

Mike: FINE THEN *lets go of Chester* I’LL LET HIS MARRIAGE FALL TO PIECES!!!

Chester: I’m bored I’m gonna go get drunk. *Chester leaves to get a beer from the hillbilly’s fridge*

Mike: Screw this … I’m in the car.

Fern: WAIT DON’T LEAVE!!! I wanna go out with you Mikey-wikey poo

Mike: *turns red* Ummm… wait … WHAT?

Mr. Hahn: Go Mike you playa!!!

Mike: But I’m no PLAYER!!!! *turns to Fern* Ummm …sure?

Fern: I’ll just get in the car.

* Everyone gets in the hillbilly’s car and leaves*

* Gets 2 days away from the hillbilly town then realizes something*

Mike: I feel like we’re forgetting something … but I can’t put my finger on it.

Mr. Hahn: shoot WE LEFT CHESTER!!!!

Mike: WHAT!? WELL HOW DO WE GET ‘EM BACK? WE CAN’T TRAVEL 2 WHOLE DAYS AGAIN!

Mr. Hahn: Hey Chester’s cell phone is in my pants. How did it get there? *phone starts ringing Mr. Hahn answers* Hello?

Samantha: Joe? Where’s Chester?

Mike: *grabs the phone* Uhh why hello Samantha. Chester is just taking a bathroom break right now so he can’t talk to you at the moment.
Samantha: Well when he’s done tell him to call me cuz’ I miss my sugar booger.

Mike: Ok … BYE!!! *hangs up on Chester’s wife* WE HAVE TO GET CHESTER BACK!

Fern: Forget Chester! Where are you taking me on our date?!

Mike: I DUNNO!! CHESTER’S MY BEST FRIEND AND WE NEED TO SAVE HIM… besides your just some hot hillbilly chick who’s probably a player with all the guys you’ve ever MET!!!

Fern: OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DISSING ME LIKE THIS!!!!! I’LL JUST DATE HAHNEY DAWG THEN!!!!!!!

Mike: Ok first of all … WHAT THE HELL!? And second I DON’T CARE!!!!!!

Fern: Gosh I knew it wouldn’t last… Joe will you kiss me!?

Mr. Hahn: NO GO AWAY!!!!! YOU FAT @$$ COW dog!!!!!

Mike: Thank-you … for once. Now we need to get rid of the hillbilly slut then we need to find a way to get Chester back!

*cell phone starts ringing and Mike answers*

Mike: Hi?

Chester: Mike? WTF why did you leave me? Were you that pissed off at me? I thought you were my friend! Why would you do such a thing!?

Mike: OMG!!!!! CHESTER!!!!! I’m so sorry. No I wasn’t that pissed off. The Hillbilly slut just left too soon and If I didn’t catch up with her we would of never left Hillbillies R us town!

Chester: I’m sorry Mike I’m just scared because it’s poker football night at the hillbilly’s house and I’m gettin’ squashed by fat people.

Mike: Uhhhhh what should we do to get you back … it’s not like we could call the record company and they’ll come save you on a helicopter!

Chester: ummm… Hello are you dumb that’s a great idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Oh … ok then ummm… I guess I’ll call the record company BYE!

*hangs up on Chester before he can say good-bye!*

Mike: *calls the record company* YO RECORD COMPANY!!!! Go to Engletown to get Chester at a Hillbilly’s house … NOW!!!!!!

Man at the other end of the line: OKEY-DOKEY MISTER MIKE! … I LOVE YOU!!!!

*Mike hangs up on the guy*

2 hours later

* The band is waiting for Chester at the house when the doorbell rings*

Mike: OMG THAT COULD BE CHESTER!!!!

*Mike answers the door*

FBI Record company dude: Is this your child? *brings Chester towards the door by his ear*

Mike: Uhhhh … yes?

FBIRCD: He has been a very bad child and needs to be punished severely!!! *smacks Chester on the back of the head… hard*

Chester: ow… that hurt… *chester starts crying*

Mike: Uhhh… yes-he’s-mine-ok-good-bye *Grabs Chester and slams the door on the FBIRCD dude*

Mike: Chester are you ok?

Chester: I’ve seen to many things… too many…too many NASTY things.

Mike: Hey Chester want some pizza or somethin’?

Chester: How about some Pagoda Eggrolls!?

Mr. Hahn: I’m down with that dawg!

Mike: Sure ^_^ I’ll go make ‘em

Chester: I missed you guys *hugs them all* Next time I won’t ever want to go see girls ever again!!!




2 months later

Chester: Let’s go to a strip club and meet some girls!!!!!

Everyone: NO!!!!!




THE END


This is a a story that my friend (Tidusluver) and I Wrote but we couldn't get it posted. Hope you likies!!! We have lots more so if you want to read them e-mail us at dani_k@ev1.net or mwhite111@earthlink.net
I HELPED WRITE THIS DAMN STORY SO GIVE ME SOME frackIN' CREDIT!!!!!! DON'T JUST GIVE ALL THE CREDIT TO MY FRIEND WHO ONLY DID MIKE'S PART (and Fern) I DID EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!