haha, these are funny
Blog Entry: haha, these are funny
Blog Entry: haha, these are funny
Posted by: hermionefreak
Posted: October 19, 2011, 3:19:41 PM
Updated: October 19, 2011, 3:20:17 PM
Mood: Bitchy
Posted: October 19, 2011, 3:19:41 PM
Updated: October 19, 2011, 3:20:17 PM
Mood: Bitchy
You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what I'm saying? Because on Jack, you don't know where you're going to end up, but you know when you get there, you won't be wearing any pants
I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex. Because, number one, what if I know the guy?
Having a gun, let's face it guys, is a lot like having a penis, I think. You got to keep it concealed. And if you wave it in a woman's face, chances are she'll call the cops.
I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex. Because, number one, what if I know the guy?
Having a gun, let's face it guys, is a lot like having a penis, I think. You got to keep it concealed. And if you wave it in a woman's face, chances are she'll call the cops.