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Ah, yes, the biography. Constantly in flux. Sometimes, I work in hell, other's I live in Canada. I think once I "lived" in Argentina. Or Ohio, there pretty hard to tell apart.

I suppose I should start in the beginning, logically that makes sense, however I'd have left out several important things. So I guess I'll start BEFORE the beginning.

13-14 billion years:

Matter exsisted in a single fake vacuum. The fake vacuum contained all the energy (as well as matter turned into energy) that exsists, so it was about as stable as a pen on its point. And then BOOM!The entire universe exploded into being.

THE PLANCK EPOCH:

Age of universe: 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds old

Neither electrons nor atoms exsist. It is belived that matter and anti-matter exsisted, but the backround energy of the universe superseded both. Due to our speculation of "quantum gravity" very little is known about what happened in this Epoch.

THE PLANCK EPOCH, TAKE 2!

Age of the universe: 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds old

The universe cools by a factor of 10000 to 1000000000000000000000000000000 degrees Kelvin. Cool enough for baryonic matter to form, such as quarks and all forms of matter that only use three quarks, like protons and neutrons. However it was still to hot for them to form.

Then in 0.0000000000000000000000000000001 of a second the universe suddenly expanded from 0.000000000000000000000001 meters to 100000000000000000000000000000 meters across. It was the seperation of the Strong Nuclear Force from the ElectroWeak Force (Electro Magnetics combined with the Weak Nuclear Force) that fueled this massive expansion.

Another bit of a second, when the universe was 0.0000000001 second old, the universe cooled more (alot more), and the ElctroWeak Force broke up, and Electromagnetics went on to become a more powerful force then the Weak Nuclear Force, which currently resides in Florida with it's spouse and two kids.

THE PARTICLE COSMOLOGY EPOCH:

Age of Universe: 0.0001 second

The universe cooled again, this time enough for leptons to form (like electrons and neutrinos), as well as baryons to form finally, messons appeared also. Incidently, this was also the time the universe decided to start preparing for the genius that is Hiyuu.

THE NECEOSYNTHISIS EPOCH:

Age of the universe: 1 second

Now the universe was finally 1000 times than the inside of the sun, alot colder than before. Now there was alot of protons and neutrons, approximatly 0.233 neutrons for every proton. Incidently this is known as the "Boltzmann Priniciple".

A couple of minutes, and suddenly some protons were like, "Hey, why the hell are we floatin' around on our own? We could hang around with some sexxy neutons." And so some of them did. But it was still to hot for some more complex atoms to form, so only helium, Deuterim, tritium, and helium could form.

Basically, the universe lit up like the center of a star, except the reactions that made the heavier tritium and helium were different than standard stellar nucleosynthesis, and they happened much more efficiently.

This period lasted until the universe was four minutes old.

THE STANDARD COSMOLOGY EPOCH:

Age of Universe when started: 4 minutes

Age of universe when ended: It's still happening

Recombination:

Age: 3000 years to 380000 years

If we had exsisted during the first few minutes of this epoch, we couldn't have seen anything. Despite the fact that the universe was cool and wasn't dense (well, it was dense, but not too dense for atoms), it was still hot. Too hot. All the electrons where busy whizzing about, to rude to produce photons in any meaningful way. Then the universe cooled down, and electrons started to stop whizzing around and joined up with atoms. Then photons started emitting in meaningful ways, this was the same period that the Cosmic Microwave Backround appeared, which can be seen even now.

The First Stars:

200 million years after the big bang the universe was just a few degrees kelvin, and it expanded even more (okay, a bit more). Suddenly matter started to condense adn stars started to form, BIG stars. Eventually there cores collapsed and iron (and other metals) formed.

MILKY WAY:

Nature finally got off its preverbal butt, and started construction of the milky way. It took it 2 billion years, alot of dark matter and alot of gas particles combined into this, our galaxy. It's quite a nice one too, nice spiraling arms, nice doomsday black-hole at the center.

So the milky way formed, whoopdy-freakin' doo. What about OUR solar system? Well, it's about 4600 milllion years old. A nearby star is said to have exploded in an exacts way as to form a disk of gas. This gas spun around for a very long time, and then clumps (that later became proto-planets), rocky particles near the center, icy stuff near the edge. The sun started appearing, planets formed, and then there was the earth.

EARTH:

The gassy little proto-planet once called earth started liquifying into magma, and a sort of circulation appeared, hotter magma floated to the top, colder to the bottom. For some reason this resulted in rocky material to appear. It condensed than sunk, this resulted in ice crystal's. By no easy feat was the crust gained! Eventually it did and water had a chance to form. But, unfortunatly the earth was still unstable, earthquakes followed by an intense flowing of magma created trade winds and huge tornados and other wind storms of biblical proportions appeared. Altering the Earth in ways never before seen.

LIFE:

A lightning strike and some ammonia resulted in RNA and DNA. And then viruses, bacteria, and cells formed. It wasn't until the Proterozoic Era that complex (yeah, right) forms of life appeared. In the form of green and red algea. Then some more plants appeared, then some more and FINALLY some animals. They were herbivores.

About 1200 million years ago, sexual reproduction evolved, which led to faster evolution than the previous mitosis.

600 million years ago, sponges, jellyfish, and flatworms appeared. Apparantly some animals had brain cells.

565 million years ago, the Camberian Era. A revolution of life, also a time that contradicts (apparantly) Darwins theory. Trilobites appeared, which you can now purchase, I had two once, there quite cool. They have cilia or something and they kind of just float around. The Pikia appears, believed to be an ancestor of humans.

530 million years ago, foot prints on land!

475 million years ago, plants decide it'd be a good time to move on up on land.

450 million years ago, Arthopods!

400 million years ago, Sharks! Insects, without wings!

375 million years ago, a really huge fish named Tiktaalik.

360 million years ago, plants get seeds.

256 million years ago, some mammal-like reptiles appear.

250 million years ago, 90% of animal species are wiped out.

208 million years ago, more sharks.

164 million years ago, a guy named Castorocauda lutrasimilis appears, he's a direct decendent of the platypus.

150 million years ago, lotsa' dino's now.

150-69 million years ago, REIGN OF THE DINOSAURS!

69 million years ago, Dinosaurs toppled, mammal's reinstated as their superiors.

70-5 million years ago, interesting stuff happens. Nothing that I'm interested in putting down though.

4.8 million years ago, a chimpanzee decides to walk on his feet, upright. Cool.

2 million years ago, HOMO HABILIS! Yes! Finally some good humans. Anyway, they use some stone tools.

500 thousand years ago, Homo Erectus uses charcoal to control fire. In China.

160 thousand years ago, Homo Sapiens Idaltu appears.

100 thousand years ago, Homo Sapiens start looking like modern day humans, finally.

82.5 thousand years ago, Homo Sapiens use bone spears in Zahire.

40 thousand years ago, Cro-Magnon Humans hunt Mammoths in France.

27 thousand years ago, Neanderthals die out, leaving Homo floresiensis and Homo Sapien the last Homo's left.

11 thousand years ago, Mammoths die out, Homo floresiensis is extinct. Homo Sapien is the last Human species, so what do they do? They domesticate dogs.

3 thousand years ago, Humans use Iron tools.

AD 1, Human population 150 million.

AD 1835, Human population 1 billion.

AD 1945, Humans use the Atomic Bomb.

AD 1969, Humans walk on the moon.

Ad 19??, Hiyuu manifests himself in human form.

AD 2000, Humans survive the rapture.

AD 2006, Human population 6.5 billion.

And that's my biography.

-BRAND NEW-

I found something new called the Drake Equation. It has exsisted for around 45 years now. It has to do with SETI and the chances of us finding intelligent life. A number of Variables are involved and the equation looks kinda' like this:

N=N*FpNeFlFiFcFl

I won't bother explaining it, but I will give you my answer.

24 000 Communicating Civilizations are out there. 24 000. In the Milky Way alone.

Maybe you won't agree with me, and when you do it, you might substitute different variables. But I'll tell you something, there is a 100% chance for intelligent life to evolve on a planet with life. Why? Because intelligence is an evolutionary advantage. It's that, or I'm flattering myself.