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Shadowwolf, Your request it now up! :D

This thing says shoot, like, 100 times!! Read it! It's hilarious!!
Ghost shoot
You know you've shoot. There's shoot on the toilet paper, but no shoot in the bowl.

Teflon Coated shoot
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shoot on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

Gooey shoot
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your @$$ 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shoot leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thought shoot
You're all done wiping your @$$ and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead shoot
This kind is the kind of shoot that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly shoot
You shoot so much you lose 5 kilos.

Right Now shoot
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker shoot
This shoot is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shoot usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks shoot
This shoot hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your @$$ wet.

Wish shoot
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shoot!

Cement Block or Oh God shoot
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shoot.

Snake shoot
This shoot is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Cork shoot (Also Known as Floater shoot)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shoot usually happens at someone else's house.

Mexican Food shoot (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.

Beer Drunk shoot
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shoot doesn't smell too bad, but this shoot is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shoot also usually happens at someone else's house.

The Frightened Turtle
The kind of shoot that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in

The Bungee shoot
The kind of shoot that just hangs off your @$$ before it falls into the water.

The Ring of Fire shoot
The kind of shoot where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler
The kind of shoot where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Big Bobber
The kind of shoot that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.

The shootty shootty Bang Bang
The kind of shoot that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Incredible Hulk shoot
The king of shoot that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.

The Jack the Ripper shoot
The kind of shoot that yanks out the hair of your @$$ as it pushes its way out.

The Party Pooper
The giant shoot you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

The Toxic Gas shoot
The kind of shoot that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.

Dirty Bowl shoot
The kind of shoot that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Windy City shoot
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shoot.

Oh shoot! shoot
You shoot so much and wipe your @$$ so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH shoot!

The Never Ending shoot
It's the shoot that keeps running out of your @$$ like pee, and just when you start wiping your @$$ your stomach gargles and splash, more shoot runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Ouch That Hurt shoot
The type of shoot that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.

lol... that freakin helerious.... X*P

Hello ! I'm sorry, I don't draw requests.

What do u think?

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/rachaelisnotemoADD ME! Check out my Myspace!

READ THAT!!!! Then go to my profile to hear one of AFI's saddest songs.....

You said to me that u thought this was funny rite?

its friggin helerious!!

I'm starting a war against potato peelers. Wanna join the army? They are dangerous and you can skin your thumb with them.
Because I did.

frack YEAH! THOSE MOTHERfrackING MOTHERfrackERS ARE GOING DOWN!!!

haha...motherfracking motherfrackers....hehe

Are you un-grounded?

yes no idk maybe so....??!!???!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

OMG! HEY MARINA!

Hey Marina, hey look at this! it so cute! Yezzir! Jade & Adam Dance!

hey watch out 4 heartbroke, he or she flames ppl

MS MOSTELLER GOT A PROFILE!

Guess what. Mrs. M. got a profile. She's MrsM13 .

Hey marina, sorry ur grounded. u better giv me bac my CDs oh guess what!


Jade Puget and Marissa Festa are getting married!

I can take requests!

Ooooh boy...here comes my brother...yah....he's going to bed now...I gotta go, catch you cats on the flip flop!

You're on Fanfiction.net? I wanna read your stories! Hehe.

.......Shutting up.

A total of 12 "likes" in that last comment! Including the last sentance!
Sorry for giving you all these caffine-induced stupid comments.

I was, like, talking with my, like, brother, and, like, we were talking about, like, farts, and up popped the, like, subject of, like, Michael Jackson, and, like, he asked me, like, if his poots had, like, a rythymic beat, like, to them. What do you, like, think?
Sorry. Just wanted to talk like a teenie there.

*skips around in circles*
LEWDIE DEWDIE DOODIE~
I..am, like, so hyped up on Mountain Dew right now...it's pumping through my veins...can't...blink...and-OH MY GOD I'M TURNING GREEN!

The yellow guy is hott =P

Damn, I just realized how late it is...I probrably won't be on for much longer, my brother's gonna be going to bed and I'm using his {totally !^*#@%$ up in the @$$} computer right now...

Oh yeah, how do you make the tektek chibi couples? They're so cute! 'Specially that one of you and Richard ;)

Do you think I look like this guy (Patrick Stump)?

So.....when are you gonna get that pic of Richard? You wanted me to draw him, right?

*heads falls on keyboard*
nbhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjbgvhfhnvbvbvnmbnbnhbvnbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfgthsdgjnzdgjgnjzfgjgggggggggggggggggggggggg
I'm really really bored.

*same here* jbjhgfnbv.... oops head actually did fall.... owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiieeeeee

Don't you DARE click that little box with the X in the corner of your screen.

? why would i do dat!!

hey gurl wat up well im up thats wats up i want to kill my self soooooooooooo bad c u at skool or if u maybe might get off ur lazy a** and call me soon or when u r board enough to CALL ME SOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PLEASEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?

okl..... i cant right now though.....

hey brit here i hate u sooooooooo much u suck cause u never anwser my calls or say hey or talk to me so yea ttyl

ur dumb

Thanks.

Oh Okay bye bye ^^

becuz of u SLADEHATERS e-mail is my username???how i know, she told me her password 4 some reason!! its true, I wanna go kill Slade, i hate him so much

hey

we dont know him marina....were u thinking of matt nero ot something???

maybe....

hehe Not Much Just Drawing and Talking to my Sister and her friend ^_^

You? :]

I'm not mad or anything lol Its fine really! ^^

haha Hallo ^_^
Yea Do you know him?

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee omg hes so hot! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

hey whats up??? i still think the yellow dude is hot!

i totaly agree!!! *fangirlsqueal*

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee**eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee omg hes hot!eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Hi there!!^-^

IGTG REMBER TO BREAK UP WITH SLADE 4 ME BYEZZZZZZZ

WHAT IS UR PROBLEM Y R U BEGING MEAN TO ME I AINT DOIN NOTHIN

is it something i said????

??? what?

hey ur mean. u hate emos!!! ur evil.. i saw this video where they make fun of emos and compare them to strange animals... >=( it was offensive. since im being called emo, its effensive, whats wrong with some emo ppl. u know NOT ALL OF THEM CUT THEMSELVES!!!! like me. i dont cut myself

why am i here????

ur here cuz ur stupid!!!

ur welcomys!!! plz, remember 2 return them this time...otay?!

I'll kill u if u dont


JK!

YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

THANXIES

"u r welcome!" RACHAEL!!! not me...shes online

ok fine...u can borrow my Cds...but if its not back in two days i'll kill yu....


JK

thanks

it's ok i don't mind^^

i hav an e-mail address already

hmmm? what password? what r u talking about?

hey! sup?!

thanks for favin me!!

Thanks for the commend and fave!>< im kindda little late on this.^^''

Thanks for the artist fav! :D

i drew a pic..of u and richard..
it's on my top 5..
=D

hi!!!!!! i want my magazine back tomorrow, otay?

OMG JOSH IS ANNOYING!!! HE IS SUPER GAY!!! HE IS ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH TYLER!!! HES A GAYFER!!!!

whos annoying?

Josh Moore is.

Oh my God, he does.
It gets really annoying.

ure my bestest friend...
=)
lots of luv!!!!!!
~~~~~mua~~~~~ that was a kiss from richard...
;)

Hello'z!

Thank you for faving me! :D Really do appreciate it.

Well, see ya around!

GUESS WHAT?
I'm a DEVIANT too!!!!
I left a comment on your profile ^_^

marina u still say the dumbest things

What's your DeviantArt username again?

I can't talk to you right now, because this computer's internet is totally fracked up and i'll be surprised if this comment even shows up...
frack. There goes the router.

thankz for the comment

SSSQQQUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ahem* Sorry. I'm bored. And drinking Mountain Dew right now.

ewwww mountin dew is gross kelly

*fangirl squeal*

AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! That's so...CUTE!
But who's Richard?

I mean, it's like, "WOWZERS!!! I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD NOW!!!!"

Do you ever get a feeling of invincibility after you pee after having to go really bad?


........because I do.

Yeah...he has a peirced ear... o_O

YOOO
I have your chibi and normal pic done, but Ican't submit it right now because the computer that i'm typing this right now doesn't have a scanner and the one that does have a scanner is the one that my brother is on right now playing World of Warcraft...he is such a dork XD

kelly lol at all the things u say!

o.k

wat exactly does he look like?

so he likes u???????

HURRY UP!!!
gosh i don't have all day lol

wat did he say???????
tell me...
tell me...

watcha think???

hey marina!=)
i got a(n) icon!
yayyyy!!!=)
but i also got a boyfriend!
his name is dalton!
is is so effin hott!
he first on my friends list...on myspace!
yayyyyyyyyyyy!i am so happy =)

I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!!! I don't think Mrs. Mosteller heard me...

i hope she heard u!

hey marina can u look at the pic i posted on my profile? his name is mikey. fuzzy thinks it looks like jade

YA!!!! im ur friend!!!! -hugs a stick- i name this stick................... Jerry!!!

That wasn't me, that was a girl character named Abby that I made up who happens to look like me. And I have glasses, don't I? That dude she was kissing was a guy I made up named MAX!!!!! I like to draw those two together for some reason and Max is in alot of vocab. sentances from me in reading class.

XD Lolz ^^

^^ Thanks! Yours are cool too :D

OIDB

Mayonnaise...I think...

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-548899.html
^____^ fat lady.

To find Mrs. B. (don't wanna be specific here) you gotta set the language filter to "Moderate" since a curse word is in the pic.

marina u forgot abot me! im not ur friend! -sobs in corner- jk?

OMG Really?? That stinks!!! -__- I hope it gets fixed soon, ne? :D

OIDB

^__^ No problem!! *hugs* Keep drawing!! :D

OIDB

^_^

OIDB

Hi there!! ^_^ OMG Thank you soo much for faving me!!! :D *hugs* I really appreciate it :D

OIDB

Yeah I am!xD

Why?=3

Thank you! Thanks for the fav!=3

Very nice pic!

thanx!!

YOU HAVE A GET FUZZY CALANDER?!!!!! *gasp* I hate you.
Just kidding.
But not really.

well were's edit profile?

hey!!!!!!!!
are u there?
i need and icon!!!!

1 more ? how do u get a little icon and upload pics!?!

how do u get pics and how do u edit ure profile?

Who's your "cute" BFF? Is it...JOEY? Or...oh wait, I KNOW! I KNOW!!! ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!!

hahahahahahaha

Joey Dick's son.... oh God, i'm pissing myself out of laughter over here.

Nyawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawahahwhadfhsdgbfashdgbfjhsdgf. Yes I am!

Rachael got a new profile. She is disinergratedlove or something like that. But she did spell "disintegreted" wrong. Haha, I can't wait to see what grade she got on the vocabulary test!

You asked me at school on Wednsday, it's almost done. I just gotta do the coloring. ^_^

Okay, here's more help:
If the picture you want to see apears to have no thumbnail picture, then you can click the refresh button a few tims or click on the picture's title. Above the artist's comments on the picture, you shold see a little bar with "Add Picture To Faves," "Add Artist to Faves" ect. Your favorites section can be viewed by clicking the "View All Favorites" button on your profile underneath you biography info. Currently you have no favorites, but if you click "Add Picture to Faves" on a picture you really like then a tiny little window should pop up saying that the pic is now in your favorites. Over time if you fave alot of pics your favorites section will grow and if you're bored you can just go looking at your favorites. If you need ANY more help just drop a comment on me profile and I shall help ya.
~~Tha Wierd Fall Out Boy Freak Who's In Your Reading and History Class
(ps Mrs. Mosteller did the magnet-going-through-the-wire-hand-sign today for science 2 if you know what I mean ^.~ )

Okay, enough mindless rants about school from me.
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~~That Wierd Fall Out Boy Freak in Your Reading and History Class

MARINA!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT YOU??? HIIIIII!!!!! You should ask your dad to help set up your scanner. I WANNA SEE YOUR PICS!!! Oh yeah, Lila and Grim is submitted, it's somewhere in my gallery. But you own it!
See you at school!!
~~That Wierd Fall Out Boy Freak Who's In Your Reading And History Class

u scare me sometimes u know that rite?