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Shadowwolf, Your request it now up! :D

This thing says shoot, like, 100 times!! Read it! It's hilarious!!
Ghost shoot
You know you've shoot. There's shoot on the toilet paper, but no shoot in the bowl.

Teflon Coated shoot
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shoot on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

Gooey shoot
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your @$$ 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shoot leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thought shoot
You're all done wiping your @$$ and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead shoot
This kind is the kind of shoot that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly shoot
You shoot so much you lose 5 kilos.

Right Now shoot
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker shoot
This shoot is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shoot usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks shoot
This shoot hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your @$$ wet.

Wish shoot
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shoot!

Cement Block or Oh God shoot
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shoot.

Snake shoot
This shoot is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Cork shoot (Also Known as Floater shoot)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shoot usually happens at someone else's house.

Mexican Food shoot (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.

Beer Drunk shoot
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shoot doesn't smell too bad, but this shoot is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shoot also usually happens at someone else's house.

The Frightened Turtle
The kind of shoot that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in

The Bungee shoot
The kind of shoot that just hangs off your @$$ before it falls into the water.

The Ring of Fire shoot
The kind of shoot where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler
The kind of shoot where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Big Bobber
The kind of shoot that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.

The shootty shootty Bang Bang
The kind of shoot that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Incredible Hulk shoot
The king of shoot that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.

The Jack the Ripper shoot
The kind of shoot that yanks out the hair of your @$$ as it pushes its way out.

The Party Pooper
The giant shoot you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

The Toxic Gas shoot
The kind of shoot that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.

Dirty Bowl shoot
The kind of shoot that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Windy City shoot
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shoot.

Oh shoot! shoot
You shoot so much and wipe your @$$ so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH shoot!

The Never Ending shoot
It's the shoot that keeps running out of your @$$ like pee, and just when you start wiping your @$$ your stomach gargles and splash, more shoot runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Ouch That Hurt shoot
The type of shoot that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.

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