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Username spasticsurgeon2009 Gender Male
Date Joined Location In my head (and yours if you're not careful...)
Last Updated Occupation Existence. It doesn't pay.
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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GASTIC BYPASS HAS MASSIVELY FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AM I TO DO BUT SIT HERE IN THE CORNER AND ROT TO DEATH1/1/1/1/1/1/11/1/1/1/1/11/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/

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HEY HEY HEY OMG OMG OMG IT's the PEEPS!!! Here they comes onto the stage! First is RockLee9915--HAPPY B-DAY!!! Next, here is Irken_Akire!!! Whoopie, my webmail is like getting overloaded, cuz she adds something like EVERY frickin' day, and FAC's like "your friend gots a new piccy" and I'm like I KNOW, I'll frickin' check it myself! Okay, enough of that, here comes MeatWad567! Yay, meatwad! Go Utah! And lastly, my brandy-new friend B1X! Yay! How's about that gumbo? Still hasn't told me wat color it is, or how cuz B1X is just like "here u go" and I'm like WAT!?!? I ain't got it yet! I told you to write it on a Porsche, but you're just like "oh here you go" and no convertible or nuttin! Just a little--OK I'm tired, I'll stop now.

Requests anybody? I've only gotten two, and neither of them have ever made it online cuz I suck so bad at drawing requests. But I'll do it! He he he... *nervous laugh, sweating bullets*

RELATIVELY LEUQUARM! Eleven page story, "Real", blah blah, started it early last year and blah blah, read it now or die a slow, painful death, even more slow and painful than reading the story. http://www.fanart-central.net/chapter-58201.html



The Spastic Surgeon is Pustulio! What could this mean for Spastic Surgeon? (DUN DUN DUUUN!)


Ya, I took the pickies down cuz (a) they were disturbing me and (b) RockLee9915 was getting absolutely FURIOUS!!! She threatened to AMPUTATE MY BODY!


Skulls crumble
Time warps
Babies fall into his arms from 37-story buldings...
Faces explode
when Burdett shuts down the system again...


(And now, for the graphic you've been waiting for...)



(spastic) SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
The picture you just saw is now almost ninety years old and is getting very very boring to look at. If you looked at it your eyeballs will fall out and turn beige in several minutes. Have a nice day!
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RockLee9915 on March 3, 2007, 12:06:35 AM

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RockLee9915random poem by me:
ah hem

my name is cara
shikamaru's last name is nara
an emo's name is gaara
all those rhyme with cara!!!

yay!

RockLee9915 on March 2, 2007, 11:46:43 PM

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RockLee9915omg!!! last night was soooooo flippn awesome!!! holy crap! i cant think of wat to say!!

Irken_Akire on March 2, 2007, 10:29:21 PM

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Irken_AkireHeh....Yea I know...X3 *Flies off* I'm flyin'!

spasticsurgeon2009 on March 2, 2007, 10:07:11 PM

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spasticsurgeon2009that's so stupid--they put a fraekin' link on that small text you're not supposed to notice!

Irken_Akire on March 2, 2007, 7:52:36 AM

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Irken_AkireI donno why I threw him in a closet...*lets him go*
Whazzu talkin' bout???? *bonks ur head* I'm zee AKIRE! Weh! *fades off*

Irken_Akire on March 2, 2007, 7:37:00 AM

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Irken_AkireWoooooo! Pictures! Pustulio!
Theres Gaara! GAARA! GAR! *dies* ^^
Ah u human bean, Cara says HELL-O!

RockLee9915 on March 2, 2007, 6:24:50 AM

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RockLee9915burdette shuts down the system again huh?
AHHHH! dragongirl whateva the number is~ she is gettin me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo angry!!! she thinks lee is hers! honestly!

spasticsurgeon2009 on February 28, 2007, 6:51:13 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009I'm pustulio...

OBEY ME!!!

spasticsurgeon2009 on March 1, 2007, 5:08:28 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009okay, i will

spasticsurgeon2009 on March 1, 2007, 5:31:48 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009you suck, you're only me!

spasticsurgeon2009 on February 28, 2007, 6:31:12 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009started my first request from RockLee9915! Yay!

meatwad567 on February 28, 2007, 5:11:04 AM

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meatwad567oh yeah and not to embarass u but my b-day's not till march 4th so u didnt forget it

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