tedness2345

FAKE FRIEND'S:never ask for food.
REAL FRIEND'S:Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIEND'S:call you parent's Mr/Mr.s
REAL FRIEND'S:call your parent's Mom/Dad

FAKE FRIEND'S:Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong
REAL FRIEND'S:wouldsit next to you sayin "Dang...We fricked up.....But crap that was fun"

FAKE FRIEND'S:Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIEND'S:Cry with you.

FAKE FRIEND'S:Borrow your stuff for a few day's then give it back.
REAL FRIEND'S:Keep your crap so long they forget it's your's

FAKE FRIEND'S:Know a few thing's about you.
REAL FRIEND'S:Could write a book about you with direct quote's from you.

FAKE FRIEND'S:Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd was doing.
REAL FRIEND'S:Will kick the whole crowd's @$$ that left you.

FAKE FRIEND'S:Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIEND'S:Would come right in and say:"IAM HOME!"

FAKE FRIEND'S:Are for awhile.
REAL FRIEND'S:Are forever.

FAKE FRIEND'S:Will take your drink away when they think you've had enought.
REAL FRIEND'S:Will look at you stubling around and say:"drink the rest we don't want to waste crap"

FAKE FRIEND'S:Will talk crap to the person who talked crap about you.
REAL FRIEND'S:Would knock them the frick out

FAKE FRIEND'S:Would ingnore this.
REAL FRIEND'S:Will send this to all there real friend's and hope to get it back.

Hi Ted!