Condemned Issue 1 Remake Cover

a lithel veird loking on rhight side ilke a fish monster or something

Acid: he was a really good guy, lupe; you can't doubt that.

Me: acid's right.

Lupe: then why's he following me and stuff? It's creepy, and he's a stalker!

Me: um... duh. You're violant. He'll stop you if you try anything...

Me: he doesnt want you to hurt anyone.

Acid: ............

Me: he especially doesn't want you to hurt Rosette, LUPE.

Lupe: damn... and I wanted to rob her...

G. Eclipse: *smacks Lupe extremelly hard with the back of his hand, and gives him the death glare*

Lupe: ow!!! f***! I was only kidding!! *rubs where he was smacked*

Me: Eclipse takes things seriously Lupe. I wouldn't.

Acid: *facepalm* we're all doomed.....

Me: thanks for the encouragement, Mr. Negativity. -_-;;;

me: Rosette's gonna get hurt...

G. Eclipse: <WHAT??? WHEN????>

me: i dunno. But she will. I know who'll do it, too...

G. Eclipse: <tell us!>

me: i love the ghost translator I'm wearing in my ear...

G. Eclipse: <don't you change the subject! Who's going to hurt her!?>

Me: could you ask the question again?

G. Eclipse: <Who's going to hurt her!?>

Me: ask again later.

G. Eclipse: <RRRRRRGH!!!!!!>

Me: critic. TALK. *takes out the wrench*

Acid: we dont want rosette to suffer any more than eclipse does. TALK.

me: i can't. If i reveal the semi-killer, then it will mess up the laws of the timestream, and shoot like that.

Me: dammit. *puts the wrench away*

Acid: well THAT helps. wait... semi-killer??? what does THAT mean???

Me: it means he/she won't kill her. Just hurt her very badly.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN

Me: NOT COOL.

Acid: and that makes it less bad, HOW?!

Me: well... when she's dead, you can't actually fix her. Badly hurt means there is a way back... or something...

Acid: huh, good point....

Me: well, seems like she's almost all good now.....

Me: YAY SHE'S BETTER!!!!!!!!

Everyone: :D

Dead Mr. Inderretta in Hell: DAMNIT!

Acid: *razzes inderetta*

Me: oh yeah, acid, very mature. -_-

Acid: whaaaat? cant i have fun for once??

IN HELL

Mr. Inderretta: *sniffleson* :(

Satan: what's wrong?

Mr. Inderretta: OH DADDY!! ACID'S MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEE!!!

Meanwhile

Everyone: Daddy...?????

Me: *is on the ground, laughing so hard she's crying*

Acid: .........what?

Me: it's like with the South Park Movie, except NOT!!! XDDDD

meanwhile

Mr. Inderretta: i thinkit they mock our relationship...

Satan: HOLY CRAP!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!

Me: HAHAHAAAA!!! SATAN SAID HOLY!!!!! XDDDD

Acid: ....i have no idea what you're talking about.

Mr. Inderetta: you said "holy"

Satan: SHUDDUP!!! Like, SERIOUSLY! I'm NOT your dad! Leave me alone!

meanwhile:

Me: LAWLZ

Me: *ROFLMFAO*

Acid: oh. *is trying to stifle a laugh*

Mr. Inderretta: This little piggy went to market...

Satan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *stomps off*

Mr. Inderretta: :(

menwhilz

Me: XDDDDDDDDD

Me: *dead*

Acid: *ROFLHFAO*

me: WHAT did Acid say...? I know ROFLMAO, but what was THAT? XDDDD

rolling-on-floor-laughing-his-f***ing-@$$-off ^^

me: oooooohhhhhhhhhhh

Me: XDDDDDD

Acid: XP

Me: omg HI!!!! *waves like a crazy person* i'm mish! critic's rp buddy ^^ nice to meetcha! ^^

Lupe: Right. Yer th' other artist. I'ma bit lost right now... why am i here, eh?

Me: you were brought here. BY ME.

Lupe: i officially hate you, now.

Me: lovely. We'll get along nicely.

Lupe: *scowls*

Me: OMG!!! *point+flaily arm* pantherwolf!!! you are a pantherwolf!!!! OMFG!!!

Acid: *walks in out of nowhere* yes, i think we've established that fact.

Me: no, its not thaaaaaat~!!!! *pointy+flaily arm* PANTHERWOLF!!!!

Lupe: *growls* is that a problem? Do you have something against hybrids? Do you want to take this outside???

Me: he's... obbsessed... with fighting. He's violent.

Lupe: don't you start with me...

Me: hey. Dude. Calm down. Get some anger management. Meditate.

Acid: dude, she's a hybrid, why would she be racist against herself? that would be hypocritical.

Me: he's got a point ^^ no im just freaking out because i just realized that you're a panther-wolf, and in the town i live in, the two high schools, east and central, have the mascots wolves and panthers respectively!!! dude!! you can be the peacemaker!! END THE RIVALRY BETWEEN EAST AND CENTRAL!!!! *hopping up and down*

Acid: oh lord, not again..... -_-;;;;;;

Lupe: I ain't no peacemaker.

Me: you "ain't" no god at grammar, either.

Lupe: you shut yer mouth! *gets out one of his schimitars from the belt thingies he wears around his back in an "X" shape*

Me: oy... I KNEW he'd be an issue...

Acid: *steps in between mish and lupe* WHOA there, big guy, chiiiill. we don't want any fights now, m'kay?

Me: *phew*

Lupe: get outta my way, Green. *pushes him aside, and walks up to me*

Me: ah... um... don't?

Lupe: you're funny. *raises the schimitar high above his head, ready to bring it down. Just as he does, something invisible stops him*

Lupe: WHAT THE HELL? *can't seems to move his arm*

Eclipse's ghost: *glares at Lupe*

Acid: ......whoa. why is his hand not moving?

Me: O.O ummm critic? is acid supposed to be able to see him? cuz i dont think he can....

Acid: see who? what? what the hell is going on???

Me: no. I don't think he sees Eclipse.

G. Eclipse: *tightens his grip*

Lupe: ah... ah... ah... *a cracking in his arm can be heard*

Me: oh geez... look at 'im go...

Acid: wait, eclipse?! but wasnt he dead???? is he like a ghost or something??? this is seriously freaky, man, i cant see anything!!!

Me: thats unfortunate........ eclipse shouldnt hurt lupe too much though......

Me: very well... Eclipse!

G. Eclipse: *slowly turns his head to me*

Me: Rosette wouldn't like yo hurting someone like that...

G. Eclipse: *looks at me in disappointment, but releases Lupe*

Lupe: hff... huff... *massages his wrist* what... did that?

Me: ohh... he fractured his wrist...

Me: ow.

Acid: .................. *is distraught by the fact mish and critic can see eclipse and he can't* huh. guess he never forgave me, huh?

Me: don't think thaaat... i guess he just didn't KNOW you well enough...

Lupe: g-get that crazy thing away from me... *holds his wrist*

G. Eclipse: *looks satisfied*

Acid: *sighs* we'll never know for sure.......

Me: ok, eclipse, i think you've had enough fun today XD

G. Eclipse: ssssSSss...

Lupe: i d-don't geddit... i-is this place HAUNTED???

Me: um... i guess NOW it is...

Me: fudge. looks like i gotta put up a notice over by HN. NOONE ATTACK TEH GHOST!!! D8

Acid: .......... *shakes his head* eclipse, wherever you're at, im sorry....

G. Eclipse: <:)

Me: Acid... are you SURE you want to see Eclipse in the state he's in now?

Acid: ..........im not sure if i deserve to....

Me: *sad smiley*

Me: nonsense! You've proven to us that you're not a jerk! *uses a pencil to make Ghost Eclipse visable to Acid*

G. Eclipse: ssss...

Me: he's a little creepy. It'll take a bit to get used to...

Acid: of COURSE i'm a jerk!! i've hurt so many people, i've caused so much--- *notices eclipse* w-whoa. e-eclipse?

Me: well, whaddaya know. it worked.

Me: yay ^^

G. Eclipse: *gentleman's bow*

Acid: no, dont do that. i dont deserve this.

Me: acid, just the fact that you're genuinely sorry for all the wrong you did is enough for us. we forgive you, acid, and you shouldnt be too hard on yourself.

Acid: ..........

G. Eclipse: <who you are now is how we shall always see you to be.>

Me: what was that? We can't understand you, remember?

G. Eclipse: *sad, creepy sigh*

Acid: *ear twitches* *thinking* i got that....... and the others didnt? *looks up at eclipse and smiles, eyes watering* thank you, eclipse....... i wont let you down. *realizes a tear is sliding dow his cheek and hastily wipes it off*

Me: *to critic* thats really uncharacteristic.... he'd never cry in public........

me: maybe there is a change in the winds of his life (ooooh poetic)...

G. Eclipse: *realizes Acid understood him* *now wears a look of suprise*

Acid: .....why is he looking at me like that?

Me: like what? *sees eclipse's surprise* oh. why IS he looking at you like that?

G. Eclipse: *to Acid* <you can... understand me. But... but how?...>

Me: um... i realy need a translator...

Acid: i'm just as confused as you are, eclipse. i have no idea how this could happen...

Me: yeah seriously. what the heck is goin' on??

G. Eclipse: <errr...>

Me: i dunno.

Acid: .....umm... anyone have an explanation for why i understand him and you dont? *seriously confused*

Me: Mmh....

me: still none for me. I ain't a psychic...

G. Eclipse: <nice grammer.>

Me: ...?

G. Eclipse: <sigh...>

Acid: *laughs at eclipse's comment* heheh. look like i'll have to look into that later.......

Me: indeed... you could find.. that... one panther... lady... um... i forgot her name, but she's psychic and from the Fleetway comics........... she has a friend named pyjamas... also psychic...

Acid: who knows where she could be....

Me: Old Metropolis... errr.... her name wassssss....... EBONY!!! EBONY THE PANTHER!!!

Acid: i could try. but not now. i'm exhausted....

Me: ...lupe's been quiet.

Lupe: y-yeah... fer good reason... uh... I couldn't help myself but look through Critc's character files... he was a drug addict...?

Me: er... no. At one point he used temporary rabies to boost his preformance in battle.

Lupe: so like steroids.

Me: except for the fact that it doesn't make your penis smaller.

Lupe: ah.

Me: ...and it makes you rabid...

Lupe:... er...

Me: and you become pre-evolved and attack the nearest thing -

Lupe: ALRIGH' I GEDDIT!!!!!

Acid: ......he purposedly used rabies?

Me: oh yeah, you wouldnt know cuz you weren't there. but yes. he did. when he was evil.

Acid: i see. i just wasnt able to imagine him doing that.

Me: Eclipse was always willing to do something dark to get revenge, or help a friend.

Lupe: *quietly* seemed like a guy who had his priorities straight... seemed nice... *shuffles his feet*

Freaky...COOL!Eclipse half ish so cute!

My brother:Um...um...um..OK...

No seriously.That's what he said.He's sitting right beside me while I'm talking to you.

Maelstrom:THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE'S EVIL!??!Not scary.

Me:-__-;

My brother:OK.He is scary,but you're not.

Maelstrom:EXCUSE ME,HOTSHOT!?!?!?

meh: he's going to die. He's... he's going to die...

Me:*starts crying*I don't want him to though!!!*huggles Eclipse tightly*NO,NO,NO!!!!

Maelstrom:Wait,who is?What's going on?

Me: Eclipse. He's going to die because he's been overused by Condemned. Do you remember those toxic gases Mr. Inderretta talked about? they're finally getting to my little hedgebat...

Me:*buries face in Eclipse's chest fur*IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

Maelstrom:Do you really have to say that out loud?You've just made my life he**.BIG TIME.

me: oh shut up, Maelstrom. It's serious. Don't you have feelings?

Eclipse: *dying*

Maelstrom:Only when I "feel" like having feelings.

Me:not...fair...not fair...


Maelstrom:Can't you do something?Seriously,you're not the one who has to live with that...sobbing.

me: uhhh... yeah i actually do. Rosette is his GIRLFRIEND.

Maelstrom:*sighs and nods*True,true.But seriously.I've got this 3X worse.Three times is definitely not a good number at this moment.

Me: um... what can be worse than having to deal with his girlfriend hugging me and sobbing for who knows how long?

Maelstrom:A girl,and two 'hog babes crying and hugging you.Any other stupid questions?

Me:Don't be mean!

Maelstrom:This comin' from a girl who's friends with a anti-clone who murdered many,and who changed his name to Azaku,and it use to be-

Azaku:*throws one of his blades at Maelstrom*Hold your tongue,Fallen one.

Maelstrom:YOU.You lil' b-

Azaku:Hold your curses for someone who cares.

Me:Azaku?Why are you here?

Azaku:*shakes head*I was wondering that myself...I was draw here,but I can not say why.

G. Eclipse: ...?

Me: hi, friend!!!!

Azaku:Oh...wha...?What is...this feeling?

Me:ECLIPSE!!!*trys to huggles,but falls thru,cuz' forgot he was a ghost*Ow.Hi you!!!!!!!8D

Maelstrom:*smirks*That was suave.

Reminds me of Sonic Unleashed boxart... AWESOME though

OMFG I KNOW RIIIIIIIIIIGHT??????????????????????????????????

thanks, btw XD

ya its soooo awesome! it must of been hard to do eclipse to a totally different look in one whole "body" hmm I havent met Lupe yet.

OH.

MY.

EFFING.

GOD.

REALLY?????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES IT IIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

i'm turning over a new leaf XD

lol leaves XD i am SO happy i get to see how this all started.......

whats with sonic? he looks like.... i dunno. weird. whats with his eyes?

meh: he's supposed to look disappointed with how this all turned out, or something. It is also a look of guilt from not being able to prevent Eclipse from gaining his special... "problems"...

ah. i see it now. his spikes and fur are all messy too. did he stay up too late? XD

me: it would seem so....... BECAUSE OF GUILT....

eek. not fun.

totally

so..... how awesome is it gonna be?

AWESOME.

on a scale of 1-1,000,000?

merhrhrhrh: uhhhhhh........... 10. No i kid.

10 BILLION!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

O.O oh my god. i was thinking you might say that.......

creeeeeeeeeeeeee-py.

what's so creepy?

i was thinking "heh. if i had been asked that question, i would say 10 billion!!!" then i looked and you said 10 billion. it was weiiiiird.....

oh em gee.

that IS creepy...........

also, Archie comics is going to do an adaption of Sonic Unleashed XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMG I KNOOOOOW!!! and they're also gonna do an adaptation of sonic chronicles teh dark brotherhood........

omg i just noticed eclipse's smile. its sooooo hawt! draw him with that smile like, just as him!! you'd get so many fangirlish comments!!!

at least from me XDDDDDD

it's not really a SMILE..................

if you look closly, he has a bit of a doggy face XD

ya thats what i meant XD

NO. NO!!! YOU ARE NOT KILLING ECLIPSE!!!! YOU CANT!! YOU WONT!! NO!!!! I COMMAND YOU NOT TO KILL HIM!!!!!! RAAAAARGH!!!! *foam*

quite the fan girl you are..... O_O

WHO ISNT??? WHO ISNT????? RAAAARGH!!!! *foams some more and then calms down*

..............you do know im gonna leak this info, right? YOU'LL HAVE PROTESTERS!!!! XD

makin' a pic. DONT TRY TO STOP MEH!!!

my god... settle dooooown.....

besides; I'm making another character! ^^

.................no. no. no, no, no, no. you cant just replace eclipse like that! its as if i decided to kill of lightning or twilly just cuz i was gonna make a new OC!! what is WRONG with you???? no!!! everyone LOVES eclipse. you'll lose THAT many commenters. i've seen it in action.

he won't be FULLY gone...

and if we get Silver in here, I'm sure we can bring him baaaaaack.....

heheheheheheh...

i'd fangirl but this is too serious for that.

but how can silver help? wouldnt that create a paradox? if he goes back to get eclipse, then there would have been no reason for silver to go back to the past to get eclipse and the timestream would get all screwed up and..and...and... *brain explodes*

me: no, you silly, now dead, girl! Silver has PSYCHIC POWAAAAAZ! Pychics can do MUCH MORE than move things with their minds.... meheheheheh....

*brain re-forms* O.O ......huh? as in, become a median???

yuppers!

For a while, though, Lupe is going to be followed by Eclipse's ghost.

A creepy ghost.

Like a poltergiest that only his closest friends can see.

ah..... eee... i feel bad for lupe XP does eclipse give him advice?

Me: uh... no. He just silently follows him and stuff. When Lupe is about to do something violent, or something like that, Eclipse will act up and try to hold him back

ah. i see. well, he's sorta helping him.....

...by getting Lupe pissed off and confused....

pffft..... *gigglesnort*

yeeeaaah...

although the ghost itself is very creepy. His whole body will be really REALLY transparant. His eyes will be dark from the shadows except for two brightly glowing turqiouse dots that serve as his irises.

eeeee...... sounds creepy X{

I want to make a colored piccy of him, too ^^

omg DO IT. but post it on the 19th.

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.O jeez, dont get so excited about it.

but... i LIIIIIKE it...

i know,i know. so... where's lupe?

Lupe: here.

Me: there.

Lupe: Hi.

yuppers! ^^

Eclipse is BUFF! XD

I must say that your comics are very good. If you had a career on making comics like this, you might be famous in my opinion.

thank you Kirbyt! I want to be a graphic artist when I'm old enough, but I'd like to do comics on the side

woot.

*UBER GASP* lol me too! I'm lazy though, and a procrastinator XD So I don't how it would workout with me...

dude! Just draw everyday!

I do! But I never save the drawings D8

SAVE THEM!!!!!!

daaaaaaang,thats awesome. cant wait to see the remake

thanks!

tis all good!

though I'll have to change some of the more retarded dialogue...

im guessing that the remake is going to be like.......40000 times better than the original?

HELL YAH!!!

sweeeeeeet

nice*faves*

thanks for the fave!