I Has A Mouse

Me: you mean you wore a suit??? they didnt let us wear costumes to school XP

Acid: HA. HA. HA.

me: STFU!!! YOU WORE AN EFFING TOP HAT!!

Acid: top hats are awesome, are you kidding me???

Me: he has a point Mish. Also, yeah, costumes are allowed in school. Everyone at my school was all like "who are YOU supposed to be?" and then I have to show them a pic of Mr. Inderretta, and they're all like "ooooooohhhhhhhhhh"

Me: we had superhero/villain day during spirit week. i went as a jedi. FEAR THE MINI LIGHTSABER!!! *pulls out a lightsaber the size of a spoon* lol right? XDDD oh and there were like, three dozen JOKERS at school that day XDDDD

Acid: *randomly pulls out a to hat* rawr. *puts it on*

Me: why so serious? XDDD

Me: i know, it was so annoying!!! everywhere you look, BAM. joker.

Acid: XD i remember thaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Me: i was the only original one in my school. my friend went as her anime character ashurii methinks... i forgot. SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I CAME DRESSED AS JESUS.

Acid: omg WHAAAAAA? *ROFLMFAO*

me: omfg. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD AND I'M JEWISH!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

everyone: lol

Me: HOW DO YOU CONFUSE A JEDI WITH JESUS???? MY OUTFIT WAS KICK-BUTT, NOT HOLY!!!

Acid: probly cuz there was a rumor that someone was gonna come dressed as jesus. ^^

Me: which there was!! my friend garret came dressed as jesus last year. it was awesome.

did he have a halo, and everthing?

naww. just a tunic type thing and a wig/beard.

Omg mouse! Ria wantz it! Don't go to the holy light mouse! You'll die, DIE!

Mouse: *dies*

Acid: LOLZ XD

Me: ah. now i see. and sonic and sally popped out cuz i remembered my final project for mah graphic arts class ^^

meh: YOU HAZ A GRAPHIC ARTZ CLASS?????

Me: O.O yes i do. but it ended today, it was a one-quater class T.T i loved that class... it was the only one i had an A in.... now i have PE....

Acid: HA.

Me: STFU!!!

me: i HATE PE. Also, shut up, Acid. You're laughing offends us. HMPH!

Acid: no im laughing at mish. she has no athletic ability whatsoever........

Me: the sad part is, it's true T-T

me: thou art not alone.

Acid: HA. HA. HA.

Me: -_-; shut it acid, or i'll erase your mouth.

Acid: i'd like to see you try.

me: she so totally can. Trust me.

Acid: yeah, when pigs fly.

Me: oh yeah? *draws a flying pig*

Flying pig: *flies over acid* OINK.

Acid: *ear droop* dammit.

Me: *ERASES HIS MOUTH*

Acid: mmmmf!!! mfmfmfmmfffmmm!!! MFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

Me: *Nelson laugh* HA-HA!

Acid: *glare* fmmfmm, mffmfmfm, mffmffmf, fmfm.

me: XDDDDD HAW HAW HAW.

Acid: *GLARE*

Me: CAT SHEPERD!! CAT SHEPERD!!!!

Shadow Monster: GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

All the Stars: *DIE*

Nocturna: *ceases to exist*

Me: that made no sense at all unless you saw the movie.

Me: which i did not.

Acid: MMM. MMM. MMM.

Me: you're so annoyiiing!!!!

Acid: ^^

Me: THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS... *shoots Acid with an air-soft gun*

Acid: MMF!!! *GLARE* mrrrrrrr.....

Me: he's gonna rip ya to pieces XDDDD hey, where'd lumi go?

Luminos: I'm still here.

Me: CRAZY, YOOOOOOO.

Luminos: Acid... err... your mouth... it's kinda....

Me: gone?

Luminos: yeah.

Me: *draws Acid a squiggly mouth* WOOT.

Acid: .....no. fix it.

Me: *sigh* fiiine. *erases mouth and draws it correctly*

Acid: AH. i can talk again.

Me: well you can talk with a goddamn SQUIGGLY mouth, you goddamn picky son of a -

Luminos: AHEM.

Me: ........... female....... dog.

Acid: *ahem* HEDGE-TAIPAN. NOT. DOG.

Me: hooray for mammal-reptiles ^^

Me: 'tis a human expression, Acid. You would not understand. Just like how "bitca" is "dog" in Hebrew ^^

Luminos: D8

Acid: i know. i just felt like acting like an idiot ^^

Me: you ARE an idiot.

Acid: not like felix~ ^^

me: Felix is a PLAYA.

Luminos: ... what?

Me: you're too young...

Acid: yeah, he is... we gotta talk to him about that....

Me: XDDDD

Me: honostly, or else he'll go from player to PIMP.

Luminos: wha...?

Me: TOO YOUNG. COVER EARS. HULK SMASH.

Acid: naah, he's not that bad.

me: he's not XD he's just all brawn no brain XDDDDD

Acid: i agree with that statement XD

me: i can just imagine Felix saying *covers Luminos' ears*

Luminos: hey!

Me: "where my doges at?" and wearing a purple coat... XD

Acid: *falls over laughing his butt off*

Me: OMG!!!! my friend's boyfriend did that for halloween last year!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Me: OMFG RLY?????????????????

Me: yeah he had a cane and the hat and everything!!! AND IT WAS PURPLE!!!!! XDDDDDD

Acid: XDDDDDD *ROFLMAO*

Me: OMFG ROFL! Alsooooo, because I could not bring my Master Chief costume to school (mom would kill meh) I dressed up LIKE MR. INDERRETTA!

Me: oh, you already do. i'm just too distracted by acid right now ^^

Acid: owww.... wtf...?

Me: hope vera don't show up, she'll bite my head off ^^; *HUGZ*

Me: that would be violent! VIOLENCE!!! :D

Luminos: nooooo violence!

Me: it's a figure of speech ^^

Acid: ow. this hurts.

Me: *SQUEEZE*

Acid: owowowowowww!!

Luminos: oh mon dieu! You'll snap Acid in half like a twig!

Me: yay Acid snappage!

Acid: *GLARES AT CRITIC* i will eat you.

Me: omg that would be HAWT O.O *drools and hugs him tighter*

Acid: ow. oh eww..... drool, yuck. get this girl offa me.

Me: i hey. I just realized that Luminos spoke french. Weird.

Luminos: um... Mish... could you PLEASE get offa Acid?

Me: *hisses at luminos*

Acid: oh lord. she's gone rabid on me. im doomed. *DOOM STARE*

Me: doom stare.

Luminos: Mish... don't make me use the LOOK...

Me: OH GOD NO!!! *hides*

Me: *eyes narrow and she hisses again*

Acid: look? what look?! did i miss anything?!?

Luminos: That's it. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8

Me: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!

Me: O.O *falls over*

Acid: *falls over also* AAAH!! gawd, this kid has an iron grip! let gooooooooooo!!!

Luminos: *gets in Mish's face* DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8

Me: MY EYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Me: O.O!!! *grip tightens*

Acid: OW SHE'S CRUSHING MY GOSHDARN RIBCAGE!!!!

Luminos: -_-;;;; ok this isn't working.

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - oh ok.

Luminos: *thinks for a bit* ........ i can't think of anything. ... ...

Me: MISH! COOKIE! *throws a cookie*

Me: O.O *lets go of acid and runs after the cookie*

Acid: *gasps* AAH! i can breathe again.... *stands up* ow. thats gonna bruise...

Me: you're welcome

Luminos: my god... Mish could KILL someone with that hug of hers...

Me: *done with cookie* yumm. i needed that.

Acid: O.O *hides behind critic* spare my ribcage plzthx.

Me: NO. *grabs him and hugs him tightly* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE now i have you all to myself... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Luminos: *facepalm*

Me: dammit. -_-;

Acid: oh, come on gimme a break!! *relizes what he said* DONT TAKE THAT LITERALLY!!!

Me: i think i will. *crushes- i mean HUGS Acid tighter*

Luminos: *crawls up to me and gnaws on my foot*

me: wtf?

Acid: AAAAAH!! OWOWOWOWOWWW!!! LEGGO-OF-MEH!!!

Richard: FOR PONY!!!!

Me: FOR PONY!!!! *kills Richard, and crushes Acid*

Luminos: *red eyes, eats my foot*

Me: ow... *tries to kick him off*

Lminos: snarl.

Acid: ok, seriously, do you have a death wish? i WILL bite you.

Me: ooh, if he threatens to bite, i say you let go O.O

Me: *lets go* why didn't you do that to MISH? Hmph.

Luminos: *gets up, and wipes some blood off his mouth* because you're special.

Me: oh goody -_-;;;

Acid: owwww.... cuz she wasnt about to break me in two!!!

Me: pointy point ^^

me: yes she was, and you know it.

Acid: *glare + greepy fanged grin* you really have a death wish dontcha?

me: i cannot die! I WILL NOT DIE! *stands proud*

Luminos: *rolls his eyes*

Acid: well, i wont bite you just cuz i swore i'd never do that again. so you got spared some extreme pain...

me: i do not feel pain, Acid... only a bubbling hate towards those who have harmed my friends... *MELODRAMATIC*

Acid: emm, okay then ^^;

Me: ^^

Luminos: mood swings much?

Acid: she's a teen, what can you expect? XD

me: he's 20, he can say that XD

Me: frrrrrnnnnn...

Lumine: what?

Me: FIIIIIIINEEEEE...

Me: ok, wtf?

Sonic+Sally: *pop out from behind a tree* WTF?!

Acid: ... da?

Sonic+Sally: *GONE*

Me: i make that noise when i'm reluctant to saying "fine" to something. I go "frrrrrrrrrrnnnn" say it out loud XD

Luminos: frrn?

Me: no. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN

Acid: *laughs* dont worry, i wont hurt you!! im pretty good at controlling that urge. the only way i'd even think about hurting you is if you remind me too much of something in my past....

Me: isnt that what you're talking about right now?

Acid: *facepalm*

Luminos: DDDDD:

Me: ah! No! No Lumie, Mish is only kidding! ^^;;;

Luminos: oh ok.

Me: YOUR FATHER IS A SMELLY HOBO!!!!

Luminos: why did you...? Whatever MY DAD IS NOT A SMELLY HOBO!!!!!!!!

Me: I LIKE SCREAMING RANDOM CRAP!!!!!!

Luminos: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Me: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! TO YOU TOO!!!!!

Luminos:... ... ... -_-;;;

Me: MIKKI ISNT A SMELLY HOBO!!!!!!

Acid: but i thought e----

Me: *points a bazooka at acid* STFU!!!!

Acid: O.O

Luminos: I JUST SAID THAT!!!!

Me: I'm.... well.... you.... I LIKE SCREAMING RANDOM CRAP!!!!

Luminos: DON'T INSULT MY FATHER!!!!

Me: but if i anger you, you get cute and fuzzy :3

Luminos: ...dah?

Me: *points teh bazooka at critic*

Acid: phew...

Me: do that and you get blown to china.

me: i liek China... *feet shuffle*

Luminos: -_-

me: besides, Lumie here ain't the angry type ^^

Me: fine. *throws teh bazooka over her shoulder* so... now what?

Acid: *shrugs*

Me: now i hug Lumie.

Luminos: OH GOD NO!!! *runs off*

Me: :( ...I scared him...

Me: he doesnt wanna get strangled XD

Acid: *tries to hold back a laugh*

Luminos: *from far away* nope! Nuh-uh! Not from her!

Me: *offended*

Me: you kinda DO suffocate him XD

Me: *pout* I LIEK to suffic - I mean HUG! HUG!!!

Luminos: ah! No!!

Me+Acid: *burst into laughter*

Me: hit me Luminos!

Luminos: ....why?

Me: HIT ME!!!

Luminos: um... okaaaayy.... *runs up and punches me*

Me: dude that was weak. HARDER.

Luminos: uh... *punches harder*

Me: HARDER.

Luminos: I CAN'T PUNCH ANY HARDER!

Me: dude. There is an inner strength inside you. If you can channel it, you will be able to protect yourself, instead of waiting for instinct to kick in. HARDER!!!

Luminos: ... i can't hurt you Critic...

Me: DAMNIT LUMINOS!! *conjurs up a fake Condemned*

Condemned: RAWR!!!

Luminos: yeep!!! *eyes turn pure red, and he rips it to shreds*

Me: see? There we go!

Luminos: GRAAWWWWRRR! *foamysnarl*

Me: *flicks him on the nose*

Luminos: *eyes turn back to normal* owww... *rubs his nose*

Me+Acid: *were laughing the whole time*

Luminos: whuh??? Why are you guys laughing?

Me: *smacks him upside the head*

Luminos: ow! Hey! Why didja do that?

Me: because it's fun.

Me: ok, thats mean.

Acid: no, its hilarious XD

Me: *sweatdrop*

Me: Awesome. Acid gets it.

Luminos: whrrrgh...

Me: he finds these kinds of things funny. its his inner creepy thing telling him to laugh.

Acid: naw, it's just me finding it hilarious XD

me:.... or it's what Mish said...

Luminos: don't laugh, Acid...

Acid: daw, you're no fuuun........

Me: THANK you.

Luminos: *double voice* i has hunger for FLESH.

Me: *smacks him* you're too young to talk, Vorace. Or is that you channeling your PERSONALITY...

Luminos: hissssss...

Me: *smacks Luminos again*

Acid: *takes out teh black emerald and it turns SHINYYYYY. he's taking all the hostility out of luminos/vorace* calm down, luminos......

me: O.O prettyyyyyyy~

Luminos: *his snarls turn only to a small whimper, and he return to his normal self* aaauuugh... fuzzy memory...

Me: i luv fuzzy thingies! ^^

Acid: *puts the emerald away* works every time.

Me: i love you <3

Acid: ... *takes a step away from me*

Me: Acid. You're awesome. Artist luff. <3333

Luminos: ummm... did I come out of a trance-like-state at a bad time..? O_O

Acid: O.O oh god, not again.... *takes a few more steps away, trying not to make any sudden moves*

Me: *drool* <333333 *FOLLOWZ*

Me: hunt him down, Mish! XDDDDD

Luminos: omfg. Fangirls.

Acid: O.O ......... *runs away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! FANGIRLS!!!!

Me: *bolts after him, wrench held up* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Acid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

me: *catches up and whacks him over the head*

Acid: X.X *falls over*

Me: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ *picks him up and hugs him as if he was a huge plushy toy and walks back to critic and luminos* eeeeeeeeee~ he's soooo kyute <33333

Acid: ugh....

Luminos: D8 remind me not to look cute to Mish.

Me: no. ^^

ok, ok, ok, wait for iiiiiit.... *deep breath*

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

*pantpant* and yes, cute is the new awesome. at least in my school anyways ^^

Vorace: SNARRRRLLL RAWWWRRRGH!!!! *eats the mouse*

Me: O_O

Me: ewwwwwwww...... thats kinda yucky....... its not cute anymoooooooore!!!!

Acid: *pointz* you fail.

Luminos: *turns back to normal* I TASTE MOUSE IN MY MOUSE - I MEAN MOUTH!!! AHHHH!!!

Me: XD

Acid: *stil pointing he starts laughing*

Me: ....... *snickers*

Luminos: AH!!! Shut up!!! it's not funny!!!

Me: yes it is.

Luminos: WHEN DID I EAT A FREAKING MOUSE?????

Me: uhhhh.......

Me: you're part feliiine... its in you nature to eat mice!!!

Acid: pffft.....

Luminos: nooooooo.... it's DISGUSTIIIIIING..... and i don't even remember WHEN i did it, which is scary...

Me: maybe you sleep-ate?

Acid: that was LAME.

Luminos: ummmmm... no. I was awake before my memory got all fuzzy...

Me: fuzzy like a MOUSE... XD

Acdi: fail. again.

Me: STFU!!! -_-

Luminos: ARRGH. My life is SO creepy...

Acid: hey,if you think your life is messed up, think about MINE!!!

Me: lol XD my friend lynee thinks vorace is adorable. she wants to pet him but she thinks he'll bite her hand off XD

Me: oh lawl! XD

Luminos: what's wrong with your life?

Acid: ...... you know who shadow is?

Luminos: umm... I thinkit my teacher mumbled something about him at some point... isn't he that criminal?

Me: yes. Well... no. Sorta. Acid.

Acid: you're half right. you're thinking of the right guy, but he's not a criminal. now, if you're looking for a criminal, im standing right here.

Luminos: D8 WHAAAAAAAAAT????

Me: oh don't scare him, Acid...

Acid: whoops. but yeah. its true.

Me: yep yep yep. ^^

Luminos: DDDDDDDDDDDDD8

Me: that's really getting on my nerves...

Acid: dont freak, kid, im not a murderer. just a thief.

Luminos: oh ok.... BUT IT'S STILL WRONG!

Me: he knows.

Me: what does he know?

Acid: i have no choice, kid. its eather steal of steal AND kill.

Luminos: but... why not neither? *looks at him with huge eyes*

Me: oh lawd! THE EYES!

Acid: *shakes his head* that dont work kid. and its not that easy. *sighs* when i was 16, they took me to this place called the ARK. ever heard of it?

Luminos: no... we learn about that next week in school, though.

Me: EARLY HISTORY LESSON!!!!

Acid: *sigh* the ARK is a space station biult for scientific research, but it was later abandoned. the only people who stayed behind were a man named Dr. Gerald Robotink and a girl named Maria. im not sure how she was related to him, but they WERE related..... you with me so far, luminos?

Luminos: yeah. Do i have to take notes?

Me: *facepalm*

me: i accidentally deleted your comment... :(

Luminos: OHHHH!!! YOU!!! YOUR NAME'S ACID!!! AND - AND YOU!!!! YEAH!!!!

me: XD

Acid: exactly. i was the second lifeform created on the ark. the lifeform of terror.

Luminos: you're not very scary, though...

Me: oh he is. Trust me.

Acid: listen to the raccoon, kid, she's right. you havent seen me being what i was supposed to be. i was taken to the ark when i was 16. they did terrible experiments on me for the following 4 years. FOUR YEARS OF TORTURE.

Luminos: yeesh... I'm sorry... :(

Me: pain can lead to madness.

300 Dude: Madness...? THIS!!!! IS!!! SPARTA!!!!! *kicks me down a pit*

Spartan Remix: dun duh duh dun dun dunun dun dun duh dununun

Acid: *sweatdrop* okay then....... back to the history lesson. they had altered my dna so that whenever i wasneede to do so, i would kill. like, EVERYONE IN SIGHT.

Luminos: O_O *backs away by one step*

Me: oh he won't kil us... ^^

EeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!TOO,TOO,TOO,TOO CUTE AGAIN!!!!!AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!SINCE WHEN DID YOU DO SO MANY CUTE PICCYS!?!?!?'CUZ THEY ARE TOO CUTE!!!!

WHY DOES I THINK OF LION KING WHEN I SEE THIS XDD
Srsly, I thought of Lion King 8D I think there was scene where Scar messes with a mouse, and eventually eats it. Yep, good times c:
Vorace looks like he doesn't even know what the hell he's holding XD that's what makes it more fun >8D *steals mouse* RUNAWAY!!!!
....I think someone gets bonus points for a new pose 8D

he's just sitting.

Also, kudos to you for Lion King reference! I LERV THAT MOVAH!!! XD

"I Has A Mouse" shows a very confuzzled Vorace. What do people expect of him? He's a brainless brute! "What the hell is a mouse???" he would scream (if he could even say more than a grunt, or snarl...).

It is food.

Sitting is unbelievably hard for me to draw o_o that's I avoid it as much as possibly. Laying down standing, they work just fine, BUT NOT SITTING OMG D8
And you be welcome for the reference ;D And, I still find his face cute, even if that wasn't what you wanted lol but it's good nonetheless!

he was meant to be cute. Cute is the new awesome, apparently.

ewwww.....

thanks XDDDD