Vorace After Gaining Intelligance

Me: mais oui, ma copine!

Vorace: RRAARRRGH!! *gets angered both by Fugue getting hurt, and Ryu's insult. He dodges the flaming coat, and pounces on the demon*

Condemned: *gets up, and tries going after Mikenno*

Mikenno: *was halfway into his dragon form, and smacks condemned away with his tail. he holds ryu down* HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN YOU TAKE THE BEATINGS, RYU?!?!

Ryu: *snarls in pain and frustration, and tries to get mikki off her*

Mikenno: *is too damn heavy* D:<

Aria: This is for Fugue! *Kicks Ryu one last time* Hurt my friend, I hurt yours!

Me: How… touching… *Slowly stands, leaning against the nearest stable object* Oooh, Haven't been thrown like that in some time. Not since the Drakework…

Aria: *Steps back from Ryu, eyeing her handiwork* That was one bada$$ firework… man, I think we scared a good part of the city with it…*The two laugh* Okay, does anybody else want some pain?

Me: What is… this? S&M?

Aria: Pervert.

Me: Guilty. *Wheezing laugh*

Condemned: RRROOOAAAARRRGH!! *TENTICLES!*

Vorace: *gets impaled... ...agian* D:>

Ryu: *flattens herself against the ground to avoid being impaled*
Mikenno: !!! *nomz a tentacle, keeping ryu pinned down*

Aria: *Barely dodges a tentacle, only to get hit by another* What is with all the tentacle rape…

Me: No… *wheeze* Clue… *Starts to stagger over to a tentacle* C'mon and get me… nice little Kitsune… *wheeze, wiggles her tails*

Aria: What are you… *Suddenly figures it out* Oy That all you can do? Little sissy demon? Sissy Sissy!

Condemned: *becomes enraged, and tries tenticle-impaling them*

Vorace: D: ???

Skye: *follows along* OY CONDEMNED! come and get meeeee!! :D
Strike: *makes a face at condemned* NYEH NYEH!

Mikenno: *stays as low to the ground as he can* you move, you're getting impaled.
Ryu: shut uuuuup.....

Me: *Latches onto a tentacle, and detonates a grenade. Starts to sing the next few lines* Fiery Fiery Fire-proof! Da da daaaaah. *Tosses some spare grenades to Aria*

Aria: Aww… did we get the little Con-demmy- wemmy angwy wangry? *Starts sticking grenades to the tentacles lashing out at her*

Condemned: *howls in pain*

Vorace: it is working! :D

Strike: oy fugue! gimme some of those grenades there! >:D
Skye: oh boy.

Mikenno: *keeping ryu pinned down*
Ryu: *getting more annoyed by the second* mfff....

Me: *Laughs, and tosses some to Stryke* Go get'em! Mwahaha!

Aria: We're horrid influ…en…ces… *notices Mikenno and Ryu* You know Mikenno, I didn't know you had the balls to top her. *pause* in fact, I always thought The whore queen always topped. Like some sort of Dominatrix or somethin'. *Pause* Is that why you like her Condemned? She your master or some of that stuff…

Me: You're corrupting the kiddies.

Aria: *Shrugs* Don't care. They'll learn eventually. Leaving the po…

Me: *Snaps* Just fight.

*Aria laughs, and returns to attacking*

Mikenno: *JUST notices this* !!!! *jumps off* O////O;

RYu: *snarling* do i HAVE to rip your beak off before i drag you to HELL?!

Strike: .....i'm gonna pretend i never head that O_o;
Skye: ditto........ O_o;

Condemned: *this is beyond belief insulting to him. he roars out, loud and angry, and shoots a HUGE, and I mean HUGE energy blast at Aria* KILL YOU!!

Vorace: DDD8> !!!

((fugue goes next so we can fix the order ^^;))

Aria: I doubt you co… oh s%^&. *Stares dumbstruck at the energy blast*

Me: Move idiot! *Starts to move to intercept the fireball*

Vorace: *RUNNNNNSSSS AT CONDEMNED* NNRRROOOOAAARRRGH!! *tackles him*

Condemned: *is forced to stop making the beam any bigger* !!!!

Skye: *tries to run to push aria out of the way*

Ryu: *swings her tail around, smacking skye away*

Strike: *throws a grenade at ryu* SKYE, LOOK OUT!
Skye: !!!! *curls up in a spinball*

Grenade: BOOM.

Ryu: !!! *it doesn't hurt her, but it distracts her enough*
Mikenno: *uppercuts her, knocking her back a good 10 feet*

*Aria is knocked out of the way*

Me: Stay outta the way! *Checks to make sure Aria's All right, and then turns to face Condemned. Nasty Grin, then a charge right at them. Fugue Pulls out multiple grenades and Tries to jump on Condemned to get the grenades as close as possible*

Condemned: OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *boom*

Vorace: D:

Everybody: !!!!!!!!!!

Ryu: D8>!!!!!!!!

Me: *Staggers out of the smoke, a crazy grin on my face. I'm smokin', and my clothes are ruined. Glances around angrily* Would anybody else like to try to harm Aria?

Aria: Big Ham.

Me: Oh, shaddup.

Condemned: *lays on the ground, motionless. He turns back into an unconcious Eclipse*

Vorace: :D

Everyone but ryu: :D

Ryu: *very pissed* rrrrrRRRRRAGH! shoots a stream of fire at aria*

Aria: *Is caught off guard and sent flying*

Me: Aria! *Runs over to Aria's collapsed form* C'mon…

Skye: looks like mikki knows what he's doing.....

Strike: yeah, but i think we'll be learning a lot more a bout him we might not wanna know... ^^;

Mikenno: *shakes his head* nawww, it's true. ask any of her other slaves. they'll all say the same thing: she's a DAMN WHORE!!!! XDDDDDD

Ryu: *roars at him, and lunges for him*

Mikenno: *steps aside and dodges her* what, it's true! ^^

Condemned: we... we can be... together... right...? DDD8> ...

Eclipse: *getting his strength back* she'll leave you for another demon withing a week...

Vorace: ...

Ryu: yes we can, Condemned! you're different than the rest! D:>
Mikenno: *snorts* yeah, he's blue. XD
Ryu: *roars at him* YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, MIKENNO! D:<

Strike: oh fun. so ryu's a dragon-whore.
Skye: expected as much. XD

Mikenno: aww, you'd deny your favorite slave? >:D
Ryu: RRAAAAAGH!! *swings her tail around, and whacks him hard enough to make him fall over*

Strike: whoa, whoa, WHOA. WHAT?!
Skye: i... didnt just hear that. O_o;

Me: she DOES like condemned. like, LIKE like. she just has a weakness. XD

Me: lawl... we all do, don't we, though? XD

Condemned: DDD8> ...

Eclipse: *tries getting up*

Condemned: *goes back into Eclipse*

Eclipse: !!!! *eyes glow red*

C. Eclipse: *slowly gets up fully, and snarls angrily at Mikenno* KIILLLLL...!!

Ryu: rrrrrr..... *stalks towards mikenno. she's out for blood*
Mikenno: *gets back on his feet, and grins* aww, condemned's JEALOUUUUUUS!! XD
Ryu: *backhands him HARD*
Mikenno: *stumbles back, but keeps grinning* ooh, ryu's pissed off too. did i offend you? >:3

Strike: what is he DOING?!
Skye: he's gonna get himself killed!!
Knuckles: *is somehow behind them* i think he knows what he's doing. righ now, we gotta wait for our chance to strike.
Strike: do what now?
Skye: *facepalm*

C. Eclipse: *hissing in anger* you have gone too far, Mikenno... I sssshall make sssssure you sssssuffer... *pushes him roughly, growling*

Vorace: I am worried for Mikenno, though...

Mikenno: *stumbles back. he has the trump card, but holds it back* i've only told the truth, Condemned. >:3
Ryu: rrrrrr!! *headbutts him, knocking him back*
Mikenno: *falls back on his butt* oof!

Knuckles: wait for iiiiiit.....
Skye+Strike: ..................

Vorace: ...

C Eclipse: *transforms fully again, and angrily roars in his face*

Condemned: *starts beating on Mikenno like nobody's business*

Mikenno: *takes it all, grinning the whole time*

Knuckles: .....now! *jumps out, and slugs condemned HARD, enough to knock out a normal mobian*
Skye: *jumps out and spindashes condemned, forcing him away from mikki*
Strike: *abandons his board and repeats skye's move*

Ryu: had totally not expected them* !!!

Condemned: *furious, and frustrated, he takes the attacks. Bruised and battered, but still will to fight, he then let out all his strength and fury, and bashed back at the mobians, roaring angily whilst doing so*

Vorace: *slams Condemned back down* GGRRAARR!! *slashes at his face*

Condemned: *screeches in pure rage, and tenticle-impales Vorace through the gut*

Vorace: *gasps out in pain as this is done*

Skye: VORACE! *spindashes condemned HARD*
Strike: *reels back from theattack, then spindashes ryu*
Ryu: *swats him away*
Strike: AAH! *lands on his back*
Knuckles: *WHAM punches ryu hard in the gut*
Ryu: OOF! *reels back, holding her stomach*

Condemned: *snarls, gets up, and whacks Skye away*

Vorace: *staring at the fist-sized hole in his stomach, he grimaces*

Condemned: *rams Vorace onto the ground, then quickly gets off him, and goes after Knuckles, suprisingly protective of Ryu. He grabs Knuckles by the arm, and throws him so far away, he could possibly fall off the island*

Knuckles: *is sent flying* WHOOOAAAAAAAH!!!!! *straightens himself out, and starts gliding back* grrrrr....

Skye: *yelps when she hits the ground, but gets right back up, and runs right for vorace* VORACE! D:>
Strike: nnff! *spindashes condemned*

Ryu: rrrrRRRAAAH! *spins around and whacks him away with her tail, being surprisingly protective as well*

May I join? and if so…

From behind the nearest cover: Fight Fight Fight Fight!

((i already said you could XD))

Mikenno: *hears the chants and tries to find out who it is, and when he does, he groans* oh god, not THOSE two.... XD

Condemned: *ears perk up as he hears the familiar voices* BLAST IT ALL!! This is the LAST thing we need!

Vorace: ? Who?

Me: Vorace doesn't exactly remember them all too well... also... YAY FUGUE!! WHEEEEEEEE!!

Me: *Bursts out of hiding* Have no fear!

Aria: Fugue and Aria Are here! To watch!

Me: To learn!

Both: TO HAVE SOME FUN! WOOT! *Look at each other*

Me: We should not have had that ice cream…

Aria: *Shrugs* Oh well. So… *Rubs hands together* Let's see the fight! It's always nice to watch two gents fight over a lady.

Me: Rather romantic.

Condemned: *hisses at them both, then turns his attention to Ryu* you won't even have to LOOK at him, Ryu! You can send him to the torture chamber!!

Vorace: *slowly starts healing the wound* are they... allies...?

Skye: yup.... XD

Ryu: no.... he's escaped from there....

Me: okay, we are now having a set order so we don't cut people off, okay? this is the order: FUGUE - CRITIC - MISH. you have to WAIT until that person before yu replies before you can, ok? that way, we all get an equal chance, okay?

Aria: Oh hey, it's the slut queen. *Looks over at Vorace* Well you're new.

Me: *Waves* Long time no see! How ya been?

Aria: Man, are those wrinkles? Time has not been kind…

Me: You can't talk.

Aria: I can totally talk.

Me: We have not matured one bit, have we?
Me: We have not matured one bit, have we?

Vorace: hullo... it is good to be seeing some help...

Condemned: *has a complete fit, and shoves his fist into the ground, making tenticles fly everywhere*

Vorace: *gets impaled... again* HAVE YOU NO SYMPATHY FOR ME, FATHER??

Condemned: NONE WHATSOEVER!! *chucks Vorace far away*

Ryu: !!! *is astounded by condemned's show of power, ie, she's distracted*
Mikenno: *kicks her off*
Ryu: !!!! *hits the ground on her back, then flips back up on her feet* rrrrgh.....

Skye: *dodges tentacles* this is NOT FUN.
Strike: *dodges tentacles* YOU THINK?!

Knuckles: *finally reaches them, and glides around, waiting for an opening* .......

Aria: You know… this is sort of like… tentacle rape foreplay…

Me: *Really dry look*

Aria: *Holds up hands* I'm just saying…

Me: Whatever… Wanna fight?

Aria: *Grin* Let's get it started!

*Both lunge for Ryu, Aria Flying in, Fugue pulling out a few grenades*

Me: Say hello to my little friends! *Throws the grenades at Ryu*

Condemned: *does not like how they are threatening to attack Ryu, and all the tenticles immedietally go after them* NNRRAARRRGH!!

Vorace: *has run back* !!! *glomps/tackles Condemned, trying to distract him*

Condemned: *is distracted* RRUUUUURRRGH!

Vorace: *bites down on his neck*

Condemned: D8 !!!

Ryu: *bats the grenades away with her tail, and they explode at a safe distance. she shoots a couple of fireballs at Aria before realizing that Condemned was under attack* !!!!!!!!! *leaps over and digs her claws into vorace's back, and forces them in deeper, trying to force him to let go of condemned*

SKye: !!!! *tries to run over, but her path is blocked by flailing tentacles*
Strike: *see skye's post*

Knuckles: *stays in the air* they're too close...... rrrrgh....

Mikenno: *notices the same thing as knux* if i attack, i'll hit vorace...

Aria: *Is clipped by a fireball* Just like makin' fireworks! *Laughs, then notices the predicament.* I'll get the tentacles.

Me: I'll get Ryu then. *Evil grin*

*The Two spring into action, Aria Divebombing the tentacles to make a path for Fugue to get through. Fugue fights her way through, slowly, and tries to go for Ryu*

Condemned: NO!! *uses one of the tenticles to slash at Fugue*

Vorace: *manages to get away from Condemned*

Skye: *kicks the tentacle away* nuh-uh!!

Ryu: * sees their attack plan and starts shooting fireballs t both fugue andaria, careful to avoid hitting condemned's tentacles*

Aria: *Lunges forward to intercept Condemned's Tentacle and is hit by both it and the fireballs. Is wheezing* Who let the tentacle rapists out?

Me: No Clue. *Dodges through the tentacles and lets the fireballs hit her. Fireproof, she is. Tackles Ryu* Hello Queen of Whores! Been some time, hasn't it?

Aria: *Pulling back to treat her wounds* Show off.

Condemned: *retreives his tenticles from the ground, and slams into Fugue head-on* DON'T TOUCH HER!!

Vorace: FUGUE!!

Ryu: RRRRRGH!!! *immediately goes after aria* you irritating little mockingbird!!! D:< *ryu uses flamethrower!!! :D*

Me: *Grunts as I'm knocked aside* S&^%… *Staggers back to her feet* Is that all you got? *Crazy grin, but she still looks winded*

Aria: Better a mocking bird than a Queen of Whores! *Is hit by the flames. She hits the dirt and shrugs off her flaming coat* B^&%^! *Throws the flaming coat at Ryu, and then runs at Ryu and tries to kick her. In spite of the fact that she's burned*

Condemned: *dark smile* Not even. *dogslaps Fugue across the face, then follows up with a MEGA PUNCH! PAKLOWL-WOW!*

Vorace: *runs at Ryu*

Ryu: *grins, and throws the burning coat at vorace* catch, freak. *referring to vorace's "retardedness"* *gets kicked by aria* you little----

Mikenno: *tackles her from behind, knocking her to the ground*

Ryu: OOF!!

Me: *Is sent flying, and crashes into something. Groaning, I collapse to the floor, Spitting up blood.*

Aria: *Notices Fugue's Condition* Sonuva… Hold her still 'kenno! *Starts to kick Ryu even harder* Oy! Lover boy! Looks like your whore is going down! *The rate of Aria's Kicks increase. Aria is also using her talons to inflict more damage* I'm the only one allowed to hurt Fugue!

Me: *Groan* Thanks… *is slowly starting to recover*

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Mikenno: *at fugue and aria* i am NOT fighting over ryu! gross. i'm just pissing her off. ^^

Ryu: *growls* and you're doing a pretty good job of it, too. D:<

Aria: Oh hey, it's the slut queen. *Looks over at Vorace* Well you're new.

Me: *Waves* Long time no see! How ya been?

Aria: Man, are those wrinkles? Time has not been kind…

Me: You can't talk.

Aria: I can totally talk.

Me: We have not matured one bit, have we?

Ryu: oh NO. ughh..... i'll have to be rid of ALL of them. but you go first.... >:3 *jumps on mikki, holding him down by the neck*

Mikenno: *grins, and plays teh trump card* go ahead. send me back to hell, where i can pester and annoy you for eternity. >:3

Ryu: *had TOTALLY not considered that* ...........

Ryu: >:3 *Ryu used flamethrower! it's super-effective! 8D*

Echidna 1: *is now on fire* AAAAAH!! D8> *runs around*

Condemned: this will be easier than expected...

meanwhile

Vorace: hurry...

Me: you be Knux, or me?

Me: ooh, ooh, pick me! 8D

Mikenno: *flies faster* ......

Ryu: yes it will. and as soon as we find the master emerald is ours..... eheheh..... >:3

Me: kay! :D

Condemned: ... to chuck into the ocean... >:D

meanwhile

Vorace: ...

Mikenno: ....... *lands*
Skye: *jumps off*
Strike: *hovers next to them*

Ryu: no.... i have a better use for it.... why waste such an incredible power? *nomz*

Condemned: we waste such power so that the heroes can't use it, therefore the standards are lowered, and we become the most powerful.

meanwhile

Vorace: *gets off* there... we will go then. Where will we be, though?

Ryu: touché. i'll get it again later.
Shrine: o hai! :D
Knuckles: *staaares at the skyyyyy cuz he's boooooored* .......

Mikenno: ......they're after the master emerald.
Skye: !!! then we gotta GO. *dashes off*
Strike: *follows*
Mikenno: *hesitates, then follows*

Vorace: *follows Skye*

meanwhile

Condemned: *whispers to Ryu* so THAT is the guardian? Why does he wear oversized mittens? Or are those boxing gloves? Where do you find boxing gloves on Angel Island...?

Ryu: he's been off angel island multiple times. how do you think he's helped sonic and his other pathetic friends? >:P

Knuckles: ........ *looks around*

Skye: almost there..... ahah! *hides behind a bush* i think we beat them here....

Vorace: are you so sure?

Condemned: a good point... *calls out to Knuckles* HELLO! HEY! YOU ARE THE GUARDIAN HERE, YES?

Skye: WHOOPS guess not.

Knuckles: !!! *stands up and looks in the direction of the voice* who's there?!
Ryu: *steps out of her hiding spot* well hello there. remember me? >:3
Knuckles: YOU!!! D:<

Me: umm... it's in a fanfic i have yet to write. ^^;

Me: *insert Thirteenth Dilemma here*

Condemned: *comes out into the open* I've heard a lot about you, Knuckles... how you were one of Sonic's dearest friends... how you went batshoot insane because of a certain badger... allow me to introduce myself... I am Condemned...

Vorace: rrrr...

Knuckles: *clenches his fists* *through his teeth* i don't care who you are, you're trespasing. get out before you regret it.

Ryu: we can tresspass wherever we like, my spiny friend. >:P

Skye: i think it's time we... jump in....

Condemned: ...hh... hrrrk... come on, not now... rrrrgh... *falls to his knees* don't do this to me, Eclipse... rrrRRRRRRRGHAAAAAAAHH!!! *turns back into Eclipse*

Vorace: I think Eclipse threw a wrench in the plan before we could...

Eclipse: *flops over on his side from the pain* hff... hff...

Knuckles: *squints at eclipse, then recognizes him* you're shadow's son!

Ryu: oh for the love of---- *senses something* .......well, well, well. nice to know you followed us, mikki dear. >:3

Mikenno: ..... *in a barely audible whisper* she only senses me. stay here.

Vorace: *whispering at the same level* why...?? We are both extremelly capable fighters!

Eclipse: *tries to get up, but then falls down again in complete exhaustion* ...hhhhk...

Mikenno: *still whispering* just stay. *steps out of his hiding place (in hedgie form)* of course i followed you. i wasn't gonna let you get away THAT easily. >:(

Ryu: ooh, someone still cares. heheheheh......

Mikenno: .........

Knuckles: *totally has no idea what's going on*

Eclipse: *mumbling* m...k...n...o...?

Vorace: *stays where he is, but is obviously peeved by Mikenno's decision* rrr...

Mikenno: *keeping his eyes on Ryu* yeah, it's me. don't move, kay?

Ryu: well i was here to take the Master Emerald and throw it in the ocean---

Knuckles: *steps in front of the emerald protectively* >:(

Ryu: ---but i guess you'll do. >:3

Mikenno: >:(

Eclipse: ...hhhhh...

Vorace: we cannot allow him to get hurt...!! D:>

Mikenno: <stay out of this, vorace.> as if i'd come with you. >:P

Condemned: *appears in his spirit form, attached to Eclipse* you really have no choice, Mikenno... kekekeke...

Eclipse: C...d...mn...d...

Condemned: oh hullo, Eclipse. I did not appreciate you kicking me out like that.

Mikenno: *lightbulb 8D* oh, but if i come, Ryu's gonna have all her attention on ME. >:)

Ryu: *huffs* hmph. as if. i got over you a century ago. i just need another slave. >:(

Mikenno: *under his breath* yeah, cuz demo won't do it no moar..... XDDDDDDDDD

Ryu: *snarls at him*

Condemned: DDD8< ... ... LIES!!

Eclipse: heh... h...heheh...

Vorace: ...

Ryu: oh, i would think so. glad to have you back. <3

Mikenno: ............yeah.
Skye: *waits to see who moves first*
Strike: finally.

Condemned: and now to continue our killing spr - *is attacked by Vorace* BLAST IT ALL!!!

Vorace: *bites down on his shoulder* RRWWWRRRGH!!

Ryu: rrrrr.... little demekarr.... *rushes over and puts a hand on vorace's head* *in an endearing voice* let go, little demekarr....

Mikenno: !!!!!

Me: ryu has this sort of mind-control thing over any demon (even mikki) she just has to put a hand on their head. :P

Vorace: ... *lets go* ...

Condemned: ah... if only I had that much control over him...

Ryu: hmph. it took centuries to perfect this. *strokes vorace's quills* but it DOES come in handy. :3
Mikenno: *stares at the floor* -/////-
Skye: *gets protective* hey, let go of him! >:(

Condemned: ohhhh I can imagine... if I could control him, he would be my partner in crime when it comes to destroying all of Mobius... *sneers at Skye*

Vorace: ...

Skye: *growls quietly*
Ryu: mhmm. i'm sure he would. father and son, oh how nice.
Mikenno: .......

Condemned: well... with no one to stop us, how about we continue our rampage?

Vorace: ...

Ryu: he won't stay still for long. *referring to vorace* gotta keep a hand on him. :P
Skye: rrrrr...
Mikenno: ......
Strike: *wants to kick some @$$*

Condemned: is there any way to hold him in your control so he doesn't go after us? What if you send those controlling waves into a piece of myself, and I inject that piece into Vorace?

Vorace: ...

Ryu: *shakes her head* doesn't work that way. i could get demonio to hold him down for a while. ooooor..... we could go somewhere he can't follow. >:3

Mikenno: ! *looks back up* ......

Condemned: *shrugs* Vorace can always sense my location. It depends. Where are we talking about?

Vorace: ...

Ryu: that depends. can vorace fly or swim?
Mikenno: grrrr......
Skye: >:(
Strike: .....

Condemned: he can't fly, but I'm not sure about swimming...

Vorace: ...

Ryu: then how about we terrorize the echidnas on Angel Island, hmm? i know that you were one in your mortal life. they had wronged you, correct? >:3

Skye: !!!!!
Mikenno: !!
Strike: !!!!

Condemned: you have no idea how much i'd love that... plus, Sonic's friend, Knuckles lives there... we can kill him in honor of the hedgehog's death... kekekeke...

Vorace: ...

Ryu: shall we go, then? i have a shortcut >:3

Mikenno: .........
Skye: are we just gonna let them go!?
Strike: ..................

Condemned: joy. Let us go... :D

Vorace: ...

Ryu: okay. *lets go of vorace, and grabs condemned by the arm. she starts fading to black, then nothing, and takes condemned with her*

Skye: !!!! *tries to grab them, but they're gone before she reaches them* RRAH! *facepalm*
Strike: .....do we... go to angel island then....?
Mikenno: ..............

Vorace: *is woozy from being controlled by another type of demon. He bends over and throws up*

meanwhile

Angel Island: :D

Condemned and Ryu: *arrive*

Angel Island: D:

Me: XDDDD

Ryu: here we are. the soon to be not-so-peaceful Angel Island.... *looks off the edge* not a bad view. :3

Skye: !!!!! *runs over to vorace* vorace!! are you okay?!
Strike: !!!!
Mikenno: ..................

Me: mikki's such a spaz right now.......

Me: ikr? XD

Vorace: being... controlled by... a demon other than... a demekarr... makes me feel... not so well - *wheezes, bends over, and hurls again* aaauuuugh...

meanwhile

Condemned: I think we'd have a better view if Angel Island crashed into the ocean...

Me: ........do you have long-distance mind-reading powers? XD

Ryu: or into a city.... >:3

Skye: <:( .......
Mikenno: ....... we have to get moving.
Strike: how're we gonna get up to angel island??

Vorace: *kinda shaking and teetering* Mikenno can... fly...

meanwhile

Condemned: I like your train of thought... kekekeke...

Mikenno: *nods and turns to the dragon form* ..... get on.
Skye: *does so* need help vorace?
Strike: iiiii think i'll stick with my gear.

Ryu: most people either love it or you hate it. >:3 hmmhmm. let's get moving, shall we? the shrine is in the center of the island.

Vorace: I am... fine... *gets on Mikenno*

meanwhile

Condemned: that will be easy enough to find...

Ryu: well, let's go love. <3 *spreads her wings and leaps up, flying off with a grin on her face*

Mikenno: ...hang on. *see ryu's action, minus the grin* .....
Skye: mikki.....what's wrong?
Strike: you're a little... TOO quiet....

Me: lol, mikki's pulling a Cloud Strife on them XD

Me: LOOK AT ME, I'M CLOUD. I'M SO EMO, I THINK I WILL NOW GO CUT MYSELF WITH THIS HUGE-@$$ SWORD. RRRRR! XD

Condemned: *leaps into the air, and follows Ryu* >:D

Echidnas: *POINT UP IN THE SKY*

Echidna1: It's a bird!

Echidna2: It's a plane!

Echidna1: What's a plane?

Echidna2: I actually don't kn - AUUUGH!!

Condemned: *has landed, and is now chewing on his head*

Mikenno: *shakes his head* never mind.......

Ryu: well, of course it would. *finishes cleaning off one hand* you mortals don't know how to have fun.

Me: ♪fly fly fly your plane, quickly through the sky, merrily merrily merrily, we're your worst nightmaaare...♪

Vorace: :(

Eclipse: *gets out his pocket knife* >:(

Ryu: oh come now, do you think that flimsy little thing would WORK against me? heheheh. you're dumber than i thought. >:)

Mikenno: ..... i'll explain later.....

Me: *crosses fingers* if you're reading this, my loophole works.

Me: reading it :D

Eclipse: Shut up!! I KNOW you're trying to get me angry... that won't work...

Vorace: ... very well.

meanwhile

Me: y'know insulting him doesn't work, right? It's when you mention his lack of control over Condemned, or people who have died, or have become seriously injured because of him...

Me: oh okay.

Ryu: heheh.... i found it funny when Condemned took over you in an instant. he was rather excited to see me, and just appeared. he didn't even use any effort. >:3

Eclipse: *growls* SHUT UP!! He... he took me by suprise!! *obviously holding back anger*

Meanwhile

Me: there we go :P

Ryu: mhmm. i'm sure. you should be more alert then. :3

Eclipse: I AM ALERT!!

Vorace: uh oh...

Ryu: then how do you explain the archaeopteryx standing behind you? >:3

Demonio: rawr. >:)

Eclipse: !!! *immedietally backfists Demonio* *his breath is unsteady, and heavy with anger... but then he realizes what will happen if he doesn't calm down. He takes a few deep breaths, and calms himself* ... ...you really think you're going to release Condemned that easily, Ryu?

Vorace: *relieved*

Demonio: ......ow. *rubs his snout*

Ryu: heheh. you know how much fun demonio here had chasing that pretty tiger girl around hell? what was her name again?

Demonio: i do believe it was rosette... >:3

Ryu: ah yes..... i enjoyed listening to her call for you... oh, but you never came......

Eclipse: !!!!!!!! NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! You...!!! RRAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *slowly turns into Condemned* NOOOAAARRRGH!!!

Vorace: !!!!

Mikenno: .........

Ryu: that was remarkably easy. :3 you can go, demo. ^^

Demonio: *bows his head, and fades into shadow*

Ryu: you there, love? <3

Condemned: yessss... I have returned... I give my thanksss to you, Ryu... being trapped in his head is the most horribly boring thing. EVER... sure, I can search through his memories... invade his personality... look into his desires, and fears... but... I can't KILL... like I can OUT HERE...

Vorace: okay... maybe we should move into action mode...

Ryu: *perks up again* aww, well thank you condemned. <3 you're a pretty fearsome demon yourself. :3

Me: XDDDDDD
Skye: aww, isnt that adorable? XDDDD
Mikenno: in a gross sort of way, right?
Strike: ikr? XD

Vorace: pfff...

Me: demon love is so cute! <3

Condemned: thank you Ryu ^^

Me: IKR? XD
Mikenno: not when it involves ME :P this is just funny as HELL, no pun intended XD
Skye: XD
Strike: how long will this last....? XD

Ryu: =^_^=

Me: I dunno :D

Vorace: oy...

Condemned: So... y'wanna go destroy something? :)

Ryu: ooh, that sounds like fun. terrorizing mobians, causing mass chaos..... lets call it a date. ^^

Skye: XDDDDDDDDDD
Strike: pfffft..... HAHAHA! *roflcopter*
Mikenno: *sweatdrop* seriously, kids......

Me: XD

Condemned: a date it is, then :) ... oh... by the way, if Eclipse happens to regain control throughout this whole thing, just get him pissed off... I'll come back to you ;)

Vorace: *sickened*

Me: this is hilarius...!

Me: no freaking kidding. just wait 'till Fugue gets in here...... XD

Ryu: that'll be easy enough. :3 let's get going, shall we?

Condemned: very well :3 *jumps out a window*

Vorace: ...?

Me: couldn't he have taken the door? XD

Me: i'd jump out of windows if i woudn't hurt myself XD

Ryu: how fun. *follows him out the window, and snaps her wings open as she falls, flying above condemned* :3

Skye+Strike: *run to the window and watch them run/fly off*

Skye: .....should we do something.....?
Strike: ...naah.... XD

Vorace: *clenching his teeth* mobians will be killed...

meanwhile

Condemned: *grows wings out of his back and takes flight as well* Hahaha! :D

People: *scream in terror*

Condemned: *lands on the ground HARD, making it crackle around him, and shoves a fist right through the cement, making THAT crunch*

Tenticles: *pop out and start impaling*

Condenmed: >:D

Ryu: :D *starts breathing fire, incinerating mobians and anything else in the area* this is too much fun. >:3

Strike: OH. welllll... lets get going then O_O;

Condemned: indeed... *smashes one guy's face in*

meanwhile

Vorace: *sighs, and jumps out of the window as well*

Skye: wait up! *follows vorace*
Strike: hang on.... *runs off and comes back with a board* ha. *jumps out*
Mikenno: *sighs* fun time. *follows*

Me: we go too? i'll get the plane :D

Me: PLANE!! :D

meanwhile

Condemned: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! *smash slice*

Ryu: *nomz a mobian*

Me: YUS! *grabs critic and runs off to teh garage, lolz*

Skye: *runrunrun* so how do we find them?
Strike: *floatfloatfloat* just listen for screaming* :P

Me: WHEEEEE! :D

meanwhile

Vorace: hmm...

Screaming: *screams*

Vorace: oh. *follows to source of screaming*

Condemned: *slowing down his actions* hrrff... hrrrr... RRRRR...!! *bends over and turns back into Eclipse*

Eclipse: ...aaauuurrgh...

Ryu: aww, bugger. *grabs another mobian* well, hi there, eclipse. :3 fancy meeting you here.

Skye: O_o;

Me: :D *throws critic up into the plane*

Me: PLANE TIEM!! :D

meanwhile

Eclipse: drop the mobian, Ryu, it's over... you're fun is over...

Vorace: should we interfere?...

Mikenno: .........
Skye: *looks at mikenno, then at ryu, then back at mikki*
Strike: umm.... mikki?
Mikenno: .......

Ryu: *easily hold the mobian up by the neck with one hand* is it really? and who are you to do anything? a little hedgebat against the queen of hell? heheheh. good luck. *bites the mobian in the neck*

Me: *jumps in the plane* fun fun fun. *activates teh plane* >:)

Me: ENGIIIINES ROOOOAAAARRRIIINNN!! :D Eclipse would HATE this... XD

meanwhile

Vorace: ... ... Mikenno, is something wrong?

Eclipse: STOP!! D:> *rams himself into her*

Mikenno: ......... *ear twitches slightly*
Skye: mikki...?
Strike: mikki, whats up?

Ryu: oof! heheh. fine then. *drops the mobian* but you'll have to do better than that to get me to leave. >:3

Me: ryu has a theme song, whee! eyes on fire by blue foundation. LOVE that song.

Me: joy! :D I'll have to check that out when I can... >.>

meanwhile

Eclipse: *rams into her again* FALL DOWN!! FALL DOWN!! D:>

Vorace: MIKENNO...

Me: AND NOW WE FLYYYYYY! *revs up the plane* 8D

Mikenno: *jumps slightly* ah, what?
Skye: you okay...?
Mikenno: .......
Strike: mikkiiiii.....

Me: YAAAAAY! 8D

meanwhile

Vorace: is this something you wish not to talk about...?

Eclipse: JUST GO AWAY, RYU!! D:<

Ryu: pfft. as if it would be that easy. *suddenly sping around and slams him with her tail, sending him flying*

Mikenno: .........
Skye+Strike: <:(

Me: *vroommmmm, takes offfff* btw, mikki's scared. of ryu. it's the only thing he's scared of, *cough-pic-cough*

Me: bla - WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

meanwhile

Vorace: please stop this silence!! D:>

Eclipse: oof!! *lands hard on his back, but immedietally gets up* You won't take me down...

meanwhile

Me: angering Eclipse doesn't mean hurting him... it means... pissing him off. Y'know what I'm saying?

Me: i know ^^

Ryu: you're boring. :P condemned is SO much more exciting. he actually enjoys taking lives... *licks some blood off her claws*

Mikenno: ... i just.....

Vorace: you just WHAT??

Eclipse: of course THAT would turn you on, Ryu... that's... just so sickening...

Me: ooh. *draws ryu*
Ryu: o hai. >:3
Mikenno: O_o; *hides behind skye and strike*
Skye+Strike: LOLLLL!!

Me: lawlz, hi Ryu!

Inderretta: pffff... DEMON...

Eclipse: wtf...?

Vorace: *growls at Ryu*

Ryu: oh come on, is that ANY way to greet the queen of hell? >:P

Me: yes.

Skye: *razzes her*
Strike: *makes that over-used face from sonic x*
Mikenno: *fear* O_O;

Eclipse: *suddenly turns into Condemned*

Condemned: Oh Ryu! It's been much too long! <3

Vorace: Daaaad...!

Ryu: oh yes it has, condemned! <3

Skye: really? REALLY?
Strike: *gags*

Mikenno: phew....

Me: don't bet on it :P

Me: y'know, Mikki, if you could play cupid with Condemned and Ryu, it could get her off your back :3

Condemned: so how is Hell? Hot as always?

Vorace: ugh...

Inderretta: O_o ... *leaves*

Me: oh condemned, you little.... XDDDDDD
My Sis: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Mikenno: iiiiiiiiiiii wouldn't want to torture eclipse like that......... but..... ooh, so tempting....... XD

Ryu: oh, it is, as always. >:3 how goes all with you, hon?

Skye+Strike: XDDDDDD

Condemned: ugh... same old "happy happy joy joy"... but your appearence makes up for that... ♪

Me: oh come ooonnn... don't be a party pooperrrr...

Vorace: god...

Me: lol, finally got that musical note in, eh? XD

Ryu: aww. well, coming here breaks my routine, but you make it aaaall better. <3

Skye: oh BROTHER....
Strike: *gags*
Mikenno: on second thought, this IS rather fun to watch..... :3

Me: :D

Condemned: oh, you tease! ~

Vorace: *wretches*

Ryu: i'm serious! <3

Skye: *facepalm*
Strike: *eyetwitch*
Mikenno: *snickers*

Me: this is fun as HELL to read.... hey, can Fugue join? we need to blow something up. XD

Me: YES WE CAN!!!!! I miss Fugue.

Condemned: oh look at that, you're making me blush... <3

Vorace: *RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM*

Me: *facepalm* XDDDDDDDD *roflmao*
Skye: *follows vorace*
Strike: pffft...... XD
Mikenno: XD

Ryu: oh, did i? i can't tell let me look... *gets thisclose to condemned*

Me: Vorace is a kitty cat... :P

Vorace: *far away* Critic is a stfu.

Me: thats not an animal! D:

Condemned: *pushes her back playfully* oooo ~ stop it! XD

Skye: *faraway laughter* XDDDDD
Strike: XDDDDD

Mikenno: *facepalm*

Ryu: *is pushed away* aww.... *fin-droop* <:(

Me: ryu don't got no ears. XD

Me: lawl, no ears! No ears! Lalalalala la!

Vorace: *razz*

Condemned: I'm not rejected you, Ryu... I just have a personal bubble... usually, when people get in my personal bubble, I rip their goddamn face off :P ... Besides... I think you're pretty :)

Mikenno: i think this was already established :P

Eclipse: yeah...

Vorace: I AM GOING TO RUN OFF SCREAMING LIKE AN IDIOT!! :D *runs off, screaming*

Skye: ?!
Strike: okaaaaaay....

Mikenno: XDDDDD

Me: HAI GUYS!!!

Eclipse: AGH!! NO!! I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!!

Me: no you didn't :P

Me: WE ARE UBIQUITOUS O_O

Mikenno: ubiquitous = omnipotent :D

Skye: oh fun.
Strike: *facepalm*

Vorace: *runs back in* AAAA - wait, who are you?

Eclipse: your creator... -_- ...

Vorace: WHAAAAAAT???

Me: hi! :3

Me: what am i, chopped liver?? >:P

Skye: nah, you're a hedgefox :P
Strike: .....?

Me: I WILL, AS MY FIRST ACT OF STUPIDITY... ... chuck a pie in Eclipse's face.

Eclipse: WHA - ????

Me: *chucks a pie in his face*

Eclipse: DDDD:<

Me: *now quoting Chris, and cleaning off the white smear of cream on Eclipse* oh geez, I'm sorry, so sorry, oh no you wanted CHERRY PIE!! *smacks a cherry pie in his face*

Eclipse: *muffled* KILL YOU!!!

Me: you can't :P

Vorace: WHAT IS GOING ON???

Me: you can't kill the artists!! :D right mikki....? :3

Mikenno: *coughs* lets not bring that one up, shall we?

Skye+strike: ......?

Eclipse: right... I remembered when you "killed" Mish...

Vorace: DDDDDDDDDD8> ???????????????

Skye+strike: *see vorace's post*

Mikenno: hey, i had it ALL planned out. while ryu beat the crap out of you guys, i was plotting against her. :P that was the only way to get her to think i was fully under her control.
Me: but you didn't even TELL ME about it! and im the artist, i should know these things!! *to critic*btw, it WAS a spur of the moment thing :P

Me: OH LAWL! I thought you had the whole "omg I'm not really controlled" thing mapped out! XD

Vorace: ZOMGWTF???

Eclipse: it's... hard to explain...

Me: *shrugs* i wing it half the time. roleplaying with someone like YOU, one can never know what could happen :P

Mikenno: XP
Skye+Strike: *totally confused*

Me: lawl... so true... XP

Eclipse: they talk like this a lot - get used to it.

Vorace: I do not think I can...

Me: basically we just talk about how fun it is to mess around with you guys. oh, btw, vorace? skye was goin' out with yer half-uncle a bit ago ^^

Skye: D:
Strike: who aci----
Skye: *glare of DOOM*

Vorace: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8< !!!!

Eclipse: *facepalm*

Vorace: WHERE IS HE??????

Me: lawl, he's pissed...

Eclipse: shut up, Critic...

Me: but we can also do this!! hey vorace? MINDWIPE!!! 8D

Mikenno: XDDDD
Strike: mindwipe.....?
Skye: .......?

Vorace: *his angry expression turns to confused* ... wh... wha...?

Eclipse: I never liked when you two pulled that... it's cruel to erase someone's memory... no matter WHAT...

Me: well we do it, so DEAL. :P

Me: ikr? i haven't done that in AGES!! XD

Strike: wait, so you can just do ANYTHING?

Me: yup.

Me: we're basically godmods. *draws a pencil, then uses that pencil to draw another pencil, wash, rinse, repeat*

Eclipse: *head explodes*

Vorace: OH MY GOD!!!

Me: ikr? XD *erases all the black off of mikki*

Mikenno: !!!!! aah!! gimme my stripes back!!
Skye+Strike: XD

Me: *draws another Inderretta* :D

Inderretta: BLARGH!

Vorace: AHHH!!

Strike: can i hurt him? pleeease??
Skye: what do you WANT newman?!

Mikenno: *hate* >:(

Newman: I WANT... LOVE!

Everyone: ????

Newman: *hugs Eclipse*

Eclipse: GEDDIT OFF!!!

Mikenno: *remembers the previous conversation, smirks, and pries newman off of eclipse* now now, newman, don' give someone love unless they want it, okay? :P

Strike: *under his breath* i dont think ANYONE wants HIS love.... XD
Skye: XDDDD

Newman: you hurt my non-exsistant feelings! D:

Eclipse: that made no sense.

Newman: I know :P

Mikenno: *facepalm*

Strike: you're really weird, you know that?
Skye: XD

Me: just finished that zero punctuation vid. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! this guy is not to be taken seriously, it's JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!!!!! *frustraton with everyone who takes offense to his videos* you watch them to laugh at his idiocy. :P

Newman: LET'S PLAY MONOPOLY!!

Eclipse: *punches Newman in the face*

Newman: owww... that's not Monopoly...

Mikenno: ooh, can I do that? >:3

Strike+Skye: XDDDDD

Eclipse: sure, go ahead. ^^

Newman: I WILL BREAK YOUR frackING ARM IF YOU TRY THAT.

Eclipse: O_O

Mikenno: i'd like to see you try >:3 *punches him in the FACE but not really, it's all in newman's head so he didnt really punch him, just made it seem like it. basically, it just hurts like hell*

Newman: AAAH!! DX

Eclipse: *snicker*

Mikenno: *smug grin* >:3

Skye+Strike: XDDDDDDD

Newman: *pouts, then smacks Mikenno upside the head*

Eclipse: D:< *smacks Newman*

Newman: *smacks back*

*a smack fight insues*

Mikenno: *rubs the back of his head, and proceeds to watch the smackfight* pffft....

Strike: lol, b****-fight XD
Skye: XDDDDDDD

Eclipse and Newman: *still smacking each other* DDDD:<

Vorace: ...?

Mikenno: okay, guys, cut it out. XDDD

Skye+Strike: XDDDDDDD

Newman: BLAH! :P

Eclipse: ... ...

Newman: I'm obviously hated around here because of my ties to Mr. Inderretta, so I'll be going now - tootles!

Strike: good riddance :P
Skye: :P

Mikenno: don't let the door hit you on the way out! :P

Newman: *as he skips merrily to the exit, he flips Mikenno off* :D

Eclipse: well... that was a strange visit...

Mikenno: *razzes him*

Skye: yeah, no kidding.
Strike: XDDDDDDDD

Eclipse: Newman is strange... period...

Vorace: *nods*

Strike: *realizes he went a bit too far, and the fire fades from his eyes* vorace? VORACE!! D:> *runs over, daemon form fading*
Skye: DDDDD:> *runs over* vorace!!!! are you okay?!

Mikenno: !! *leans over vorace* you still with us, kid???

Vorace: *coughs out a smoke-ring, then punches Strike in the face* JERK.

Eclipse: ok, he's fine. XD

Strike: OWWW!! *holds a hand over his nose* owwwwww...... you little.... *takes his hand off* aww, you made me BLEED! D:<

Skye: oh ok. you okay strike? ^^;

Mikenno: XD

Vorace: *pats the soot off his hands* that is what you get for nearly KILLING me.

Eclipse: that's fair, I guess XD

Strike: i blame incendie. ow.
Incendie: *comes out. looks basically the same as frigitt, only maybe a bit fuzzier, and a bit more muscley* oh please. it was YOUR idea.
Strike: i TOLD you i didn't need it THAT strong!! owww.... now i have a nosebleed. >:P
Incendie: pfft. wimp.

Skye: XDDDDDDDDDDD

Vorace: *sticks his tongue out* fuff! Take it like a man!

Eclipse: heheh. XD

Me: you be ignoring Lumi Bot?

Me: oh, OOPS.

Strike: *whips around and punches him in the arm* >:P leave me alone.. i've taken broken bones before. it's the LITTLE things that just annoy the hell out of me.
Skye: yeah XD fall off a board and break your arm, you get right back on and STILL beat everyone, but a little nosebleed and you cry like a fiver-year-old XD
Strike: -_-;

Mikenno: ^^;

Eclipse: I sense another fight coming. You too STOP it and freaking MAKE UP.

Vorace: bawww, we were not fighting in the first place ^^

Mikenno: don't think so...

Strike: naah, i'm done for now. got a race tomorrow anyways.

Mikenno: told ya.

Skye: i TOTALLY FORGOT. was it a solo race....?
Strike: yeah, and it's an "all in" too. so acid, kyra and leo can get back on the track. :D
Skye: oh whoo. :D

Mikenno: strike can put jet to shame if he tries. he's pretty good.

Eclipse: I wouldn't know, conidering I'm not into Gear Racing.

Vorace: I am not even fond of the technoligy ^^;

Strike: meh, you don't need to, you're fast enough without one. hey look, i stopped bleeding.
Skye: okay, so eclipse isnt nutso, mikki got his body back, strike's not bleeding, NOW what?

Eclipse: noowwwww... uhhh...

Newman: NOW I APPEAR!! HI! :D

Eclipse: !!!! ... ... WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN???

Newman: I don't age :D

Eclipse: great... soon I'll be having a mid-life crisis, because of you...