Chapter 1 - Too Much Anime/Manga

You expect real, live sweatdrops to come onto the back of peoples’ heads when the time is right. When you are having problems you deal with it by saying to yourself “It’ll all be fine in the next panel, fine in the next panel…” You constantly saying to random people “I wonder what genre my life is…” You own more than ten complete sets of anime DVDs or manga. You find yourself constantly thinking,” I wish _______ (name of person) were more like ________ (name of anime/manga character)…” You have two or more bishies at a time. When you miss one episode of your favorite anime, you act like your life is over until the next episode comes on. You constantly mistake your friends for characters in your favorite anime/manga. Your homework/tests/quizzes/binder/etc. are filled with countless doodles of your bishie. You are endlessly searching on the Internet for more pictures of your bishie. The minute you walk into your friends’ houses they say, “The only rule is: No talking about ________(name of bishie)” You spaz out/bump into billions of people because you’re not looking at where you’re going, you’re daydreaming about… guess who? Your bishie.[/list] 
If you said yes to:
1-4: You are fine, this isnormal enough. You’re not an insane, raving bishie lunatic… yet
5-8: Are you broke? I wouldsay so. Spending money on anime/manga really empties your wallet, huh? You arealmost an insane, raving bishie lunatic. Keyword: almost
9-12: You are a fanatic.Period. You ARE an insane (okay, that’s a maybe), raving (okay, that’s also amaybe) bishie lunatic!!! (That’s definite) Let’s hope you don’t kill anyoneonce you figure out that your bishie will never REALLY be with you… *receivesbillions and millions of awed stares* Uhhhhh… I mean, um, you’ll live together,have a good, long life and live happily ever after! *runs away as fast aspossible*

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