Chapter 1 - Yoh is a perv!
Submitted September 3, 2004 Updated September 3, 2004 Status Incomplete | What happens when, during his fight with Faust, things went a little differently
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Chapter 1 - Yoh is a perv!
Chapter 1 - Yoh is a perv!
Faust: Now that she's clothed, time for a proper introduction. Eliza, meet Yoh Asakura. Yoh Asakura, meet your doom!
Yoh: hello hot stuff. oh, if she wasn't dead (leaves rest up to imagination)
Morty/Manta: Umm, yoh, please don't insult the lovely wife of the nice man who HAS HIS HAND INSIDE MY SPLEEN!
Faust: Are you thinking dirty thoughts about my Eliza?
Yoh: Oh, yeah *destroys skeleton*
Faust: Why you little! *crushes Morty/Manta's liver*
Morty/Manta: No! Not my liver!
Yoh: *too busy in a perverted fantasy*
Faust: *crushes Morty/Manta's organs, then raises him up as a skeleton* Now then, KILL HIM!
Morty/Manta skeleton: *starts beating the crap out of Yoh*
Twenty Minutes later:
Silva: I told that crazy pervert, i told him 'whatever you do, Don't say anything about the wife. but did he listen? And now look at him.'
Yoh: *his bloodied carcass is spattered over the graveyard, and being cleaned up a a legion of skeletons in garbageperson outfits.*
Faust: Well, now i have a wife, a dog, AND a son. I'm happy.
Yoh: hello hot stuff. oh, if she wasn't dead (leaves rest up to imagination)
Morty/Manta: Umm, yoh, please don't insult the lovely wife of the nice man who HAS HIS HAND INSIDE MY SPLEEN!
Faust: Are you thinking dirty thoughts about my Eliza?
Yoh: Oh, yeah *destroys skeleton*
Faust: Why you little! *crushes Morty/Manta's liver*
Morty/Manta: No! Not my liver!
Yoh: *too busy in a perverted fantasy*
Faust: *crushes Morty/Manta's organs, then raises him up as a skeleton* Now then, KILL HIM!
Morty/Manta skeleton: *starts beating the crap out of Yoh*
Twenty Minutes later:
Silva: I told that crazy pervert, i told him 'whatever you do, Don't say anything about the wife. but did he listen? And now look at him.'
Yoh: *his bloodied carcass is spattered over the graveyard, and being cleaned up a a legion of skeletons in garbageperson outfits.*
Faust: Well, now i have a wife, a dog, AND a son. I'm happy.
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Hentai6with9horohoro on August 5, 2006, 7:30:27 AM
faustrulesallwithhao on October 3, 2005, 1:43:37 AM
oh my god wierd. now mantas dead and i can take his place as the short blonde haired friend of yoh. yay.babysoftchan on August 23, 2005, 12:39:39 PM
babysoftchan on
o.oErm....
o.o; .....
DeAtHsDoOr on August 15, 2005, 4:50:12 AM
DeAtHsDoOr on
omigod! yay Faust! now you have a son AND you killed Manta!! good job!!fall_of_ravens_cry on August 4, 2005, 5:10:00 AM
*roflmao* that is so good! XDDDD lol, keep it up!dragons_healing_blood on August 2, 2005, 5:08:52 AM
sister'oh no, not my liver!'
i feel like that too sometimes...
shinzolove on June 18, 2005, 7:45:19 AM
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funny. you should make it longerfeatheredangel on April 22, 2005, 8:14:33 AM
wow this is sooo funny!animejunkee on January 17, 2005, 12:15:06 PM
animejunkee on
That was hilariuos! Awesome job!comafan on December 30, 2004, 6:57:19 AM
comafan on
bwhahhahahahhahahah ^_^ ^_^ well it would have been an shourt series ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
I always knew Manta was Faust's son!
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