Chapter 1 - Yoh is a perv!
Submitted September 3, 2004 Updated September 3, 2004 Status Incomplete | What happens when, during his fight with Faust, things went a little differently
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Chapter 1 - Yoh is a perv!
Chapter 1 - Yoh is a perv!
Faust: Now that she's clothed, time for a proper introduction. Eliza, meet Yoh Asakura. Yoh Asakura, meet your doom!
Yoh: hello hot stuff. oh, if she wasn't dead (leaves rest up to imagination)
Morty/Manta: Umm, yoh, please don't insult the lovely wife of the nice man who HAS HIS HAND INSIDE MY SPLEEN!
Faust: Are you thinking dirty thoughts about my Eliza?
Yoh: Oh, yeah *destroys skeleton*
Faust: Why you little! *crushes Morty/Manta's liver*
Morty/Manta: No! Not my liver!
Yoh: *too busy in a perverted fantasy*
Faust: *crushes Morty/Manta's organs, then raises him up as a skeleton* Now then, KILL HIM!
Morty/Manta skeleton: *starts beating the crap out of Yoh*
Twenty Minutes later:
Silva: I told that crazy pervert, i told him 'whatever you do, Don't say anything about the wife. but did he listen? And now look at him.'
Yoh: *his bloodied carcass is spattered over the graveyard, and being cleaned up a a legion of skeletons in garbageperson outfits.*
Faust: Well, now i have a wife, a dog, AND a son. I'm happy.
Yoh: hello hot stuff. oh, if she wasn't dead (leaves rest up to imagination)
Morty/Manta: Umm, yoh, please don't insult the lovely wife of the nice man who HAS HIS HAND INSIDE MY SPLEEN!
Faust: Are you thinking dirty thoughts about my Eliza?
Yoh: Oh, yeah *destroys skeleton*
Faust: Why you little! *crushes Morty/Manta's liver*
Morty/Manta: No! Not my liver!
Yoh: *too busy in a perverted fantasy*
Faust: *crushes Morty/Manta's organs, then raises him up as a skeleton* Now then, KILL HIM!
Morty/Manta skeleton: *starts beating the crap out of Yoh*
Twenty Minutes later:
Silva: I told that crazy pervert, i told him 'whatever you do, Don't say anything about the wife. but did he listen? And now look at him.'
Yoh: *his bloodied carcass is spattered over the graveyard, and being cleaned up a a legion of skeletons in garbageperson outfits.*
Faust: Well, now i have a wife, a dog, AND a son. I'm happy.
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Wolf_Queen on December 27, 2004, 12:28:01 AM
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HA! that is so funny. Poor yoh.....Emerald on December 26, 2004, 8:02:59 AM
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xDDDD Dude, this is great! I love Faust! *favs*necromancer_boy on October 10, 2004, 5:17:39 AM
hmm *puts on reading glasses and consults 'Internet Lingo to English/English to Internet Lingo' dictionary* say, what does 'ROTFLMAO' mean? I can't find it.Kai_Hiwatari-san on October 6, 2004, 12:50:10 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Faust has a son! That's too great!necromancer_boy on October 4, 2004, 10:18:17 AM
i actually missed this episode, other then the last five minutes with the huge skeleton. (I got the bit about 'now that she's clothed... from tv tome.com) was she ever naked? she is at the end of the second part in shonene jump.FaustVIII on September 30, 2004, 11:28:16 AM
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Lol >< yayness you have just succedded in making me laugh again there! ^^, oh well great stuff.. i always wondered where she got her clothes so fast?Niriian on September 4, 2004, 2:05:04 PM
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YAY! Faust finally has a son! *pats Faust's shoulder* Faust, you little boy, you! *cough* BWHAHAHAHA! Lovely story!