Dark_Alchemist

It gives me such joy when things are my fault. C:

Oh my God. So I've been mildly obsessed with Twilight lately, mainly because I just reread it and many of my friends are reading/rereading it, and I've been on the Twilight Lexicon for the past hour and a half. This is bad. I have to get up in about seven hours. However, I'm reading stuff directly from Stephenie's mouth (hand)-- that is, things that are extra tidbits of information, and that aren't in the books. I just eat that kind of stuff up. For instance, Edward's birthday is 20 June. Never mentioned in the book, but it's on the Lexicon! And I've also just discovered that Emmett is Irish-Scottish-American. As if I needed another reason to adore him. Haha, I love comparing their heights. Emmett is the tallest at 6' 5", then Jasper at 6' 3", Edward and Carlisle at 6' 2", Rosalie at 5' 9", Esme at 5' 6", and lastly, Alice at an adorably diminutive 4' 10". She's so little. xDD

And in case you're wondering, the Lexicon is at http://thetwilightlexicon.com. I'm too lazy to make a fancy link. :|

You've read this, right? It made me all happy-giggly to reread it.

I realised just now why I love Carlisle and Emmett so much, I think. Because if you mesh them in a Super Fabulous Meshing Machine Of Cool Characters, then subtract the vampire-ness, you kind of get August. xDD But regardless of who they could mesh to create, I do love them both ridiculously. Edward and Jasper too, obviously (I just love my vampire boys in general), but Carlisle I just adore. He needs more screentime (pagetime?..), along with Emmett.

So uh. Now you've kind of got me going crazy to find out who Pride is. Someone right under our noses? I DON'T KNOW WHO. DD: I know! Pinako! It's so obvious! No. I'm an idiot.

Haha, that thing you said about August eating your brain made me laugh. xDD I had to scribble out a little August doodle to get it out so I could finish reading your comment.

I'm going to be lazy and wait until it's all translated, because I'm American, which obviously means that I pretty much as lazy as they come.

Dammit. That's actually kind of true. D:

Oh! Oh! I drew that picture of August I talked about! Some of the anatomy is kind of off, because I haven't really drawn anyone from that perspective before, but my dad thought it was really good, and so hopefully it is.

But now I'm all curious to see what goes on in 70... I WANT 150 TO BE OUT URGHHHHH.

My mother has FINALLY finished HBP! So last night we talked about it on the phone for like a half hour. Like a lot of fans, she both hated Snape and was in denial that Dumbles was actually dead. But Jo said firmly that Dumbles is, in fact, zonked. Assasinated. Kicked the bucket. Out of action. Whatever. And now she's going to read Twilight! Yayy! My friend Chloe is reading Twilight-- well, now she's on New Moon, but whatever-- and she's another die-hard Edward fan. I'm the only die-hard Carlisle fan I know. xDD Yessss. No competition.

Have you seen my new favourites on YouTube? I have a lot. One of my favourites is the KH one, with the song Ice Box by Omarion. I don't really like that artist at all, but the first time I heard that song I just loooooved it. So yeah. Once you get to the chorus it's the coolest. And it does kind of sound like Sora... Or perhaps more accurately, Riku? Whatevs. Oh my gosh. If KH2 had ended with them on the beach, I would have just bawled. It would have been so sad. Mostly because I know at one point they would have gotten hungry, and would have had to resort to cannibalism to stay alive, and since Sora's smaller and weaker Riku would have made Sora steaks. DD:

Haha, today I spent three periods out of four drawing and colouring a picture for my friend Abby on the back of my Japanese homework. She's been telling me forever that I have to draw her a picture of a guy underneath a waterfall, and he has to be naked, with a conveniently placed rock in front of him. And so I did! And it turned out quite awesomely. And I coloured it and everything. The guy in it kind of looks like August-- same build and similar hair, at least. Except his eyes are pure green. Because Abby and I have a green-eye fetish. xD

I have to do my English homework... I don't really feel like doing it, but I have to, since it's for a group project and if I don't do it we're kind of fracked. So yeah. I have to. It's not like it's hard or anything-- I just have to cut out a star of David, back it on black cloth, sew the two together, and write JUDE on it in fancy lettering. Easy, just time-consuming. And then, if I feel like, I get to make a Nazi armband with the swastika on it. Woooo. I still don't feel like doing it though.

This is pretty much the coolest website ever.

And also, look at all my favourites on DA... I added a lot. xDD;

Ghost Wars: The Secret History of the CIA,
Afghanistan, and Bin Laden, from the Soviet Invasion
to September 10, 2001
by Steve Coll (Paperback - December 28, 2004)

Lost History: Contras, Cocaine, the Press & 'Project
Truth' [UNABRIDGED]
by Robert Parry (Paperback - July 1, 1999)

Hiroshima Diary: The Journal of a Japanese Physician,
August 6-September 30, 1945 : Fifty Years Later
by Michihiko Hachiya, Warner Wells (Translator)
(Paperback - August 1995)


Toms, Coons, Mulattoes, Mammies & Bucks: An
Interpretive History of Blacks in American Films
by Donald Bogle (Paperback - December 2001)


Dirty Little Secrets About Black History : Its Heroes
& Other Troublemakers
by Claud Anderson, et al (Paperback - December 1,
1997)

Oh my God. I just read the funniest thing ever.

Go to Google.com and click 'maps'.

Under the search bar, click 'get directions'.

For the starting address, type 'New York, New York', and for the ending, type 'Paris, France'.

Under the directions, read them all-- or, if you're lazy, skip to number 23.

Laugh like you have never laughed before.

I know! Haha, four times, go me! I say, "frack my party members! They heal me, and that's the only reason I keep them around!" Then again, Peter is the type who uses magic, where as I'm the one who never uses magic and rarely even uses items. I just count on Donald to heal me. Which he does, because I make him only use him magic on me. >:D Like, I put all of his magic on the setting where he uses it sparingly, but then on healing I make him use it as often as he likes. Hehehe. I'm evil.

I'm in love with Carlisle Cullen. I really am. All my friends are like, "Oohhh! Edward! I love you!!" and I'm like, "Yeah, Edward's pretty damn awesome. But no. Carliiiiiiiisle is mine." And since everyone else loves Edward I have no competition for Carlisle! Yayy! And Carlisle is pretty much the coolest name ever. I love him. AND HE SPEAKS IN A BRITISH ACCENT, AS IF HE WEREN'T AMAZING ENOUGH ALREADY. Yeah. He's pretty much my hero. He's my Twilight heartthrob. Actually, a lot of my friends are also like, "Ohh! I love Jacob!" and I'm like, "Well, I certainly like Jacob, but no. I'd rather have Carlisle. Or Edward. Or Emmett. Or even Jasper." I think I'm just extremely biased toward vampires.

Urgh... I have interwebs again, but I can't save anything to my favourites or anything, because my dad hasn 't figured out how to get individual accounts yet. So I can't save any pictures I may find, I can't save any documents, and I can't save any pages to my favourites. Blehh. And this keyboard desperately needs to be broken in, because not all of the keys will press down willingly. I must beat them into submission.

I have an extremely morbid mind. Like, in the book I'm reading about the serial killers, one person would lock his victims into a room and then launch a fireball in through the vents and burn them to death. And when my friend Jacky read it, he was like, "Oh my God. I just got the worst idea of how to kill someone ever." Obviously I became very excited and simply had to know what it was, and he said that one would be standing in the middle of a room halfway full of water, with a layer of oil on the top, and then the oil would catch on fire-- and the person would either drown themselves or burn to death. And it's absolutely horrible, but I really want to use the idea somewhere in one of my stories, because it's positively delightful. x33 Oh, speaking of which-- I didn't want my Gedric+Bella story to be considered a children's book if it were ever published (although I guess while it wouldn't be horrible, I'd rather it be for mature young adults or adults themselves), and so at one point, when Gabriel is acting the charming antagonist (I have so much fun writing his character, it's disgusting) he provokes Gedric to... Here. I'll ust type it out.

"Good morning, children," said Gabriel pleasantly, his voice satin-smooth. He walked forward and leaned casually against the cell door, his arms through the bars. Neither Gedric nor Bella answered. After a moment Gabriel tutted.
"It's impolite not to answer your king," he said reprovingly, pulling a ring of keys out of his back pocket and unlocking the door he leaned on. Opening it fluidly, he stepped into the room and shut it behind him. He leaned against the wall and folded his arms. His sharp eyes raked over his son's body, lingering on his bruised and scratched face, and the tourniquet around his left thigh.
"I'm so very sorry that my men had to hurt you so badly last night," he said, a mocking edge to his otherwise regretful tone.
"frack you," growled Gedric, fists curled into hard balls at his sides. Gabriel tutted again, a delighted glint in his eye.
"Now, now. I didn't raise you to speak so fouly in front of a woman." He bore down in front of Gedric, who backed into the wall, snarling ferociously with his teeth bared. It didn't seem to faze Gabriel. Reaching forward, he took his son's chin between his thumb and forefinger as he had before, turning his face from side to side. Gedric hurried to close his mouth so that his extended canines wouldn't give him away. (A/N: Bella said that Gabriel probaby doesn't know Gedric's a vampire, and so she said they should keep it secret as an extra defense.) Gabriel's shrewd eyes were narrowed.
"You've grown to be quite handsome," he said lightly. Bella could hear the suspicion in his tone.
"What's it to you?" One side of Gedric's mouth pulled up into a harsh, crooked smile. "Jealous?"

Haha. I love that. All of my characters are so cool. At least, to me.

I was going to draw a 'happy birthday August' picture, but I decided that instead, I'm just going to draw that picture I described of his sexy wing tattoo and say it's a birthday picture. Wooo. I still need to draw a birthday picture for Fred and George. I'm way late for theirs. And I also need to draw my St Pat's day picture... I really want to draw it, or else I'd have just given up by now. Poop. But the picture I want to draw most is August's. I love August. So does my friend Hillary. xDD It's really funny. She makes me draw him for her in Biology all the time. She probably has a secret shrine to him in her closet or something.

And just as a side note, it totally didn't surprise me that Axel bites his ice cream.

Hahaha... Since the links are all to YouTube, I saved the Axel/Roxas one. Axel cries at the end. DD: It was sad.