Dark_Alchemist

Haha, get this... This is my FOURTH Thanksgiving in three days. Oh sweet Jesus. I'm going to explode!

And of course, my laptop is my 'guest of honour' at the table, since we're sitting, watching Most Haunted, and I have my computer. And I'm eating dinner! This is the best informal dinner ever.

O MI GASH, GESS WUT. So during Spring Break I'm going with the school band on our band retreat, and we're all taking a Greyhound bus down to Ashland and then farther down to Disneyland! Then we spend a week there. (Then there's a 16-hour red-eye bus ride back, but whatever. Not thinking about that yet.) But anyway, so Mr Betts (band teacher) was like, "Hey, how would you guys be interested in..." And he proceeds to tell us about this thing that goes on, where there's a big medieval festival, where a thousand people all come together and have this big feast with NO UTENSILS (JOY) and then there's a-- GET THIS-- a knight fight! WITH JOUSTING AND EVERYTHING! @o@ I AM SO EXCITED. So Mr Betts says, "Who would be interested in doing that, even if it would cost a little more?" And I jump up and down in my seat because I'm just so damn excited. Seriously, I cannot WAIT until this trip. I can't waint until March! ;_; GRAHHH.

My aunt and I hadn't seen each other in three years and she didn't even recognise me when we saw each other. xDD We had Thanksgiving at Gustav's last night, which happens to be my favourite restaurant. So my whole family on me mum's side (which is actually quite small-- two grandparents, four children and their husbands/wives/whatever, then me) all got together and my aunt Justine is like, "HEY WE SHOULD GO TO THE SYMPHONY TOGETHER" and I'm like, "OMG YEAH" and my grandmother is like, "JAFHAUEHFIUH WE SHOULD ALL GO TOGETHER, YOU AND YOU AND ME" and so now we're all saying we should go together. That'll be fun. And Justine is so funny, because she's very pretty but she plays video games! Video games with boys! She's my hero. I love video games. And also I've discovered football. Ever since my dad and Nick started watching it I've been intrigued. I watched the Beavers vs. Ducks game at BJ's the other day and purposely got really into it, if only to annoy mum and Cristian. xDD They insist that one can't be cultured and still like football, but I disagree. AND I WIN SINCE I'M COOLEST SO BURN ON THEM. Ohohohoho.

MY MUM JUST TOLD ME THERE'S SWEET POTATO STUFF SO NOW EVEN THOUGH I'M STUFFED I HAVE TO HAVE SOME BECAUSE THAT STUFF'S AMAZIN'. I TELL U WUT.

And I'm drinking eggnog. And ever since my friend Alex told me his ultimate fantasy it's all I can think of when I drink eggnog. His fantasy is Sakura from Naruto, in a fox suit, bathing in eggnog. He's messed up. But funny. xDDD

For his birthday or something I think I'll draw him that mental image. Just 'cuz he can't draw it himself. Since he sort of isn't very good at drawing, I guess. At least he says so. He's also president of Anime club, which sort of explains it.

Anyway.

I looooove sweet potatoes.

I've got an idea for a picture about Axel and Roxas. Well, it's more of a short comic idea. Like, seriously, about a page long. Really short. But it'll will all be in Japanese! :D :D :D It'll be fabulous. This is the outline for it:

Roxas: shootsumon ga arimasu! (I have a question)
Sensei: Hai?
Roxas proceeds to ask sensei what month it is.
Sensei proceeds to answer that it's the eighth month.
Roxas asks teacher what day it is.
Sensei answers that it's the thirteenth.
Roxas and Axel: Ding! -proceed to snog-
Rest of the class: -swoon- or -nosebleed-

Yeah. 8/13. AKUROKU DAY. :D :D :D

I'm stupid. I'm sorry. D: The idea popped into my head in Japanese class after Sensei was teaching us how to ask what month and day it was. I wrote it down in my notebook, because I sure as hell don't remember how to say it now. xD;;

I'm such a fabulous student...

I'll get around to drawing it someday. When I feel like it.

There's this little eleven-year-old girl who wants to be my friend... And I said yes, because she's British and she bears an uncanny resemblence to my friend Jessica. She just seems cute so I had to accept. D: <3

Anyway. It seems like people in Organization XIII must be elements or something, because Axel is Fire, Demyx is Water, Vexen is Ice, and Marluxia is Flowers. So what is everyone else? Xigbar must be Creeper or something, cuz I tell you what, that dog is creepy-@$$. Roxas must be either Cute or Emo. Cumo? That works... Or not. D: Ete? I'm making it worse. I want an apple. Xemnas could be Wierdy, since he is one. Larxene can be, um, Potato Chips. Saix is Pokey Things. Zexion is Cotton Candy, as in 'his hair looks like'. I give up on labeling everyone else.

I made a list of my favourite Nobodies in order.

1st: Roxas.
2nd: Axel.
3rd: Demyx.
4th: Larxene.
5th: Marluxia.
6th: Zexion.
7th: Saix.
8th: Xemnas.
9-13: Everyone else. In no particular order.

Unless Riku counts, in which case he is 3rd and everyone else is moved down one.

Oh, you asked this a bit ago and I never answered. A kilobyte is actually small. Smaller than a megabyte, I believe. Megabytes are smaller than gigabytes. And there is one gigabyte in my iPizzle (iPod xD), and that one gigabyte can hold 240 songs. So one gigabyte is a lot, and a kilobyte sort of isn't. So yeah. I acutally just figured this out because I was downloading Death Note volume 10 and they guy said in his comment, "The download's pretty fast (350 kilobytes a second)..." and I looked at the total and it was 450 megabytes or something, so I was like, '.. Ooooh.' So yeah. xD

The song 'Bringin' Sexy Back' by Justin Timberlake is so addicting. I can't stop listening to it. Oh Jesus. It's also an inside joke in my Drama class for some unknown reason. It just is. We're all friggin' crazy. We have so many inside jokes we could make a movie of them. Acutally, that saying is also an inside joke. D: As is, "Do ya wanna buy a Mexican?" I'll explain that one later. Like on the phone or something. xDD It's funny.

I'm rambling again... I've been on the Interwebs for nearly three hours straight. I actually went on the HP Dialogue Centre again because I felt like it. Everyone on there talks in NetSpeak. DDDDDDDDDDD: It's awful. I don't know why I bother to find smart people. There aren't any.

HERE IS BRINGIN' SEXY BACK COURTESY OF RIKU PLZKTHX.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFfFF8nOa2w

Ho'snap, Riku is pretty hawt. :0 Joy. I wish that song were my ringtone. I'd start dancing every time anyone called me, but I'd never pick up because I'd be dancing. Not that anyone would really notice a difference, though, since I never pick up my phone anyway. Because I'm stupid.

Mmkay, I think that Sora is WAYYYYYYY hotter in KH2, but I think Riku is WAYYYYYYYY hotter in KH1. D: Maybe I just like little boys. Ho'snap! I'm a pedo! DDDDD:





OKAY I AM DONE. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

I've been collecting KH icons raenously. D: And I found funny ones in general along the way. The first one cracks me up like no tomorrow. Let me see if I have any cute yaoi you haven't seen yet.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/de0c1b4429.jpg

Not really yaoi but it's cute. D:

NOW YAOI.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/faee34c49e.jpg

Aww.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/5ebce5c16a.png

O THAT IS SO CUTE.

I'm sorry. xDD; I said I wouldn't do that anymore. xDD;;

O WEL.

U LOSE.

LOL@U.

Anyway. D:

I'm stupid so now I'm going. xD;

Mmkay, so today (or yesterday, since it's technically tomorrow) I had two Thanksgivings, and I ate so much that I'm surprised I haven't exploded. Seriously, I shouldn't be alive. I had huge plates filled with food and I ate them both, them saved room for milk and cider and pumpkin pie on top of that.

And now I'm hungry. D:

But tomorrow I get to do it again. MORE food. But this time at Gustav's. Which is my favourite restaurant. Because it's German. I love German things. I think I'll be German when I grow up. I'll wear liederhosen and speak in funny accents and eat strudel and spaetzel and brautwurst and I'll be so awesome.

Yeah. Awesome.

I have no idea what Saix's power is... Being cool, perhaps? D:

He does have a cool voice, though, I must admit.

OH SWEET JESUS.

OH SWEET CHOCOLATE-COVERED JESUS.

I JUST FINISHED TSUBASA CHAPTIRE 136.

TALK ABOUT FANGASM ON STEROIDS TIMES A BILLION BILLION TRILLION.

I SAVED A PAGE WITH FAY BEING ALL SECKS SO YOU CAN SEE IT.

BECAUSE OH MY GOD I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.

IT WAS AMAZING.

FAY'S HAIR IS SO LONG THAT NOW HE KEEPS IT IN A PONYTAIL.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

HERE IS THE PICTURE, EXCUSE ME WHILE I SQUEE MY BRAINS OUT.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/2fb08b5b9c.jpg

AND SWEET JESUS HERE'S ANOTHER.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/b305df6828.jpg

AND THE WOMAN IN THIS PICTURE LOOKS STRANGELY LIKE BEATRIX. AT LEAST THE HAIR CURLIES ON HER FACE. BUT ANYWAY. YES THESE ARE ALL THE REAL THEM, BY THE WAY.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/9c2b54c9c5.jpg

-ded-

-deep breath-

Okay. I'm better now. BUT OH JOY THAT WAS SO FABULOUS. I read the translation and apparantly they're all fighting to win one of Sakura's feathers in the new world or something. But I'm MAD because also three months have gone by. ;_; NOOO. There'd better be some hot vampire action soon, or some detailed flashbacks or something, because otherwise I am going to Japan and killing CLAMP. Or at least threatening them with BeeTrain horror-plots from hell. (BeeTrain makes the anime, which sucks most verily, and we all hate them, in case you didn't know. They rape the canon so often it makes the angels cry.)

-head explodes-

I am officially ded after that chaptire. So ded I'm drooling everywhere.

And that picture is quite fantastic. x3 I can't wait to see it. UploadFile is a dog sometimes. >:(

HO'SNAP I LEFT THIS COMMENT HANGING FOR LIKE THREE HOURS. xD;;;

SO I'M GOING TO END IT NOW.

Oh my God, at the Roxas jokes I started laughing really hard. Which is funnier if you imagine me cracking up while my mouth is stuffed full of Chinese food.

Funny story about that, actually. So I've got this big bowl of food, since there's Chinese in the fridge and I'm thinking that the heavens have smiled down on me, since I love love LOVE Chinese. So I pile a bowl full of noodles, rice, orange chicken, and potstickers and I sit on the computer chair and basically start stuffing my face gleefully. Then I hear Natalie come down the stairs. She takes one look at me, with my cheeks full of food and a potsticker half in my mouth, and says in this deadly voice, "... Is that... My Chinese food?" And I just sort of look at her, then slowly turn my chair with my foot without moving my upper body until my back is to her. Even she starts laughing, but she's still pissed and so now I owe her food. xD;; But it's worth it because this is delicious.

Speaking of delicious, I found the most delicious DoumekixWatanuki doujinshi today. It's only like, four pages long, but guh. *-* Hawt. I pretty much died. Even though all they do is kiss for, like, a page. But I liked it all the same. xDD And it was funnier because the person who put it on the yaoi guild thought they were Mori and Kyouya from Ouran Host Club. I laughed sooooo hard. xDDDD But yeah. Remind me to show you a conversation this girl and I are having the next time you come over. It's quite fun.

I have eaten at least fifteen oranges in the last week. I'm not even kidding. I have eaten four today, and chances are they will not be the last. I ate an entire carton pretty much by myself, and someone bought another, and so now I'm eating all those too. xDDD

Yeah, NetSpeak is ridiculous. I used to suck at typing, but I typed so often on the Harry Potter Message Boards that now I can type like LIGHTNING! I'm so fast that if you blink you'll miss me >:D

I'm going to take a shower now even though I ought to be doing my homework since I have an essay due tomorrow and I haven't started it yet :D;;

So yeah.

-_______-......no i didn't consider defeat i just got annoyed by YOU!

please stop saying things on my pro

ok thern so i take tht back i don't want to b friends witha jerk off

........what?