Diablo_Strawhat

Hiya everybody! The name's Diablo Strawhat, Cook and Karate expert of the Nikkigirl Crew, and Dragon of Darkness.

I like books. ^ ^

Food: Hotdogs, pizza, and Mcchickens!

Video game: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door ( TOP FAVORITE! IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT, YOUR A shootFACE!) and One Piece Grand Battle!

Tv: One Piece (TOP FAVORITE ANIME!)

Yu-Gi-Oh! (2ND. FAVORITE ANIME!)

Whose Line Is It Anyway (Unhealthy infatuation with Whose Line)

Shaman King

Everybody Loves Raymond

Seinfeld

Digimon (Especially season 4)

BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo

Random other anime shows

Movies: Sahara, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, School of Rock, Matrix, and any other adventure movie.

Music artists: Toby Keith, Big 'n' Rich, Uncle Kracker, Tracy Byrd, Jimmy Buffet, other country singers (Yes, I like country, buzz off!), Green Day, Lil Jon, Ying-Yang twins (Only some songs, others are stupid), Usher, Black-Eyed Peas, and other assorted rappers.

Song: "Rollin" ~ Big 'N' Rich

"Fruitcakes" ~ Jimmy Buffet (The ballad of my life, lol)

"Lonely" ~ Akon

"Songs about me, songs about you" ~ Uncle Kracker

"School of Rock" ~ School of Rock (Heh. School of Rock by School of Rock)

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy" ~ Big 'N' Rich

"Deer Dance" ~ System of a Down

"Get Low" ~ Lil Jon

Ghetto classics ~ Ying Yang Twinz

Badd ~ Ying Yang Twinz

"@$$ Like That" ~ Eminem ( The music video. God, it was so funny!)

Books: Harry Potter, Eragon, the Pendragon series, The Diadem series, The Lost years of Merlin, Inkheart, the Theif lord, The Alex Rider series, Spy High, Surviving the Applewhites, The Young Wizards series, and the Deltora series

Manga: One Piece ( TOP FAVORITE!)

Yu-Gi-Oh! (2ND. TOP FAVORITE!)

Megatokyo

Shaman King

BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo

Favorite characters:

Yu-Gi-Oh: Yugi, Tea, Marik, Pegasus, and Bakura

One Piece: Luffy, Nami, Sanji, Hatchi and Momoo the Sea Cow

Teen Titans: Raven

Megatokyo: Largo (B33r! Ph34r my l33t 4tl-l0r skillz!)

Harry Potter: Harry, Hagrid, and Sirius (Sirius didn't deserve to die! (SOB)

Whose Line: Colin Mochrie

Shaman King: Yoh and Faust (Necromancy is cool!)

Digimon: Takuya Kanbara

Seinfeld: Kramer

Comedy: Robin Williams and Larry the Cable Guy

Game: Mario, Luigi, Grodus and The X-Nauts, Samus Aran (Da Metroid), and Yoshi

Favorite pairings: YugiTea (Yu-Gi-Oh!) TOP FAVORITE! ALL HAIL YUGI/TEA!

Luffy/Nami (One Piece) 2ND. FAVORITE ! ALL HAIL LUFFY/NAMI!

Score/Helaine (Diadem series) BIG BOOK FAVORITE!

Harry/Hermoine (Harry Potter) ANOTHER BIG FAVORITE!

Bobby/Loor (Pendragon) ANOTHER BIG FAVORITE!

Zoro/Robin (One Piece) I think they're really cute together.

Chopper/Robin (One Piece) NO COMMENT!

Piro/Kimiko (Megatokyo)

Largo/Hayasaka (Megatokyo)

Joey/Mai (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Kaiba/Serenity (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Yami/Ishizu (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Sanji/Vivi (One Piece)

Nita/Kit (Young Wizards series)

Quotes:

OOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT!~ My Dad on Splash Mountain, lol.

WWJD? Jesus would slap the shoot outta George W! ~ a bumper sticker. God, I couldn't stop laughing!

Moe: Ready men? Fire at will!
Curly: Which one's will? ~ Three Stooges

GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR A BRAN MUFFIN! ~ Whose Line. The scene was, History quotes you'll never hear, lol.

EVERY LAST ONE OF US WILL DEFEND THE ALAMO, AND... (looks around panicingly like he's the only one there) What the hell? (runs away) ~ More Whose Line

"Another Spy! Tell me, was anyone actually at my school to LEARN!" ~ Brother Blood, Teen Titans

"Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the man? He's everywhere. In the White House, down the halll, Mrs. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the Ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine-filled tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man, it was called Rock 'N Roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that too, with a little something called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome, 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat, washed up loser and crush your soul! So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!" ~ Dewey Finn, School of Rock

"Take them to the chamber!
"Sir, is that the good chamber or the bad chamber"
"Y'know, the newly refurbished chamber."
"Uhh, which chamber again?"
"Well, it used to be the bad chamber until it was newly refurbished. Since then, we've just been calling it the newly refurbished chamber. We really should number them, though. TAKE THEM TO THE NEWLY REFURBISHED CHAMBER THAT WAS ONCE BAD! ~ I can't remember. It was written on a notebook piece of paper.

Gonzalez! Gonzalez! Gonzalez! Gonzalez!
Jumpman! Wait, who? ~ Something I noticed the second time I took the champion belt away from Rawk Hawk in Paper Mario, lol

What've I always told you, Mokuba? If at first you don't succeed, BLAST THEM WITH WHITE LIGHTNING AGAIN! ~ Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh. Nice philosiphy, Kaiba.

"The eyes of the Potato are upon you!" ~ I say wierd things sometimes.

Josh: "Wait, so they combined a grill and an mp3 player?"
Drake: Finally! I'll take two!" ~ Drake & Josh

Cyborg: AAAAh! Engage the turbo thruster mechanism!
Beast Boy: Umm, err...
Cyborg: (angrily) PULL THE RED CANDYCANE THINGYMAWHOOZIT, NOW! ~ Teen Titans.

Me: Well, if we're gonna go to greece, we need togas. They say, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", so When in Greece, do as the, err, the...

Dad: Urmathites do?

Me: Yeah! Do as the urmathites do!

Erin: (trying not to burst with laughter) ~ on our vacation of 2005. Urmathite= Crossdresser. ROTFL!

I couldn't imagine life without her being a part of it. How that might work was a problem for a whole nother day. I already had too many balls bouncing around the foosball table in my brain to worry about it. ~ Pendragon.

Friends are nice to have... even if only 2 of them are virgin. ~ the quote for one of my good friend Chicken Miasma's drawing.

Mask of Ra: Huzzah! The secret weapon is destroyed! Suck non-Draynor Manor cabbages, Black Knights!
Kir16: Yay!
Mask of Ra: Meet me back in Falador! We shall drink to our victory! ~ Me & a friend on Runescape after completing the Black Knights Fortress quest.

White Mage: Well, It looks like we've got a pretty good team here.
Red Mage: I'm afraid not. The rules specifically state there can only be four Light Warriors. We are five
Fighter: I only count four of us.
Black Mage: You forgot to count yourself, you moron!
Fighter: Well maybe, just maybe, when we approach the king, he'll make the same mistake and forget to count himself too.
Red Mage: -_-'
Theif: -_-'
White Mage: -_-'
Black Mage: ( Is shaking with rage)
(everyone grabs Black Mage)
Black Mage: LET GO OF ME! JUST ONE FIREBALL, THAT'S ALL I ASK! I DESERVE AT LEAST THAT MUCH AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
Fighter: Oh wait, that wouldn't work. I'm so bad-@$$ that I count for two Light Warriors, so the King would still percieve us as five. Damn my incredible fighting skills! ~ My god, I nearly died laughing when I saw this.
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"THAT is the difference between our species! Strength. power. Ferocity! Your species doesn't stand a chance. Nature has chosen us as the ultimate species, and you P-u Mans to be at the bottom of the food chain! (cue evil laugh) ~ Arlong, One Piece

Sanji: Man, this fog is SO thick!
Zoro: Are you about to say it's like Pea Soup?
Sanji: Chicken Noodle, actually. With extra noodles! ~ Sanji and Zoro from One Piece,

Buggy: WHERE IS HE? WHICH WAY DID THAT BRAT GO?
Cabaji: Captain Buggy! How did you survive zat fall?
Buggy: I laughed it off. ~ Buggy the Clown from One Piece after he was blasted off the Doom Tower.

Okay, I was wrong, it's one of two things; It's either a giant iceburg, or a giant helping of baked Alaska! ~ Sanji from the anime One Piece, refering to the Iceburg that was supposed to be Laboon the Whale.

Luffy: Boy oh boy! This rain's so heavy, I can't even see where I'm going!
Sanji: That's great to know with the Navy on out butts!
Zoro: Don't worry, he never knows where he's going anyhow!
Sanji: You make a good point. ~ Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji from One Piece escaping from Rouge Town.

"All right, y'all, Four-Eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the WHOLE DANG UNIVERSE! Who wants french toast?" ~ Cyborg from Teen Titans.

"You idiot! Press and hold 'R'! Press and hold 'R' and be ashamed!" ~ The evil Black Box in PM: TTYD

Who needs breakfast when you can wake up to a relentless horde of pure evil? ~ the Paper Mario strategy guide, refering to the Smorgs attacking the Excess Express.

There were a lot of rakes and shovels. Some actually had swords, and there were many wands and rods in evidence of rowan and other wood, there were staves of oak and willow and beech. One wizard, for reasons Nita couldn't begin to guess, was carrying an egg beater. ~ a passage from the third book in the Young Wizards series.

Perhaps Mr.Lesko is now your neighbor, or Mrs. Morrow is now your sister, or your mother, or your aunt or wife or even your husband. ~ A strangely hilarious passage from Series of Unfortunate Events, book 12: the Penultimate Peril.

"The second story is the 200's, for religion, and we have a church, a cathedral, a chapel, a synagogue, a mosque, a temple, a shrine, a shuffleboard court, and Room 296, which is currently occupied by a somewhat cranky rabbi. ~ another one from Book 12

"My patience is growing thin! That's 40 candidates you've shown me, and they've all sucked!"
"I think you'll really like this next one. We call him... He Who Must Not Be Named."
"Another one? Good gods, man,that's eleven so far He Who Must Not Be Named! Not to mention The Four Who Must Not Be Looked At, the Two Who Must Not Be Spoken To, and the One Who Must Not Be Toilet-Trained!" ~ Order of the Stick, # 254, When Nale and the Linear Guide was trying to find their new group wizard.

...Talon said Salsa Siesta. I'm hungry. Salsa goes with chips, chips is like fish and chips, which is food, which is good, like pizza, pizza is food which is good which is like fish & chips which is like chips and dip, which is like chips and salsa which bring us back to salsa Siesta which reminds me that i'm hungry! ~ My good buddy, Mitch K. I swear, why can't I have any normal friends?

"Then it's my reluctant duty to tell you that I'm not sure. Wizards' pets tend to get strange. You know that."
"But do they always?"
"Well, except for our macaw- who was strange to start with and who then turned out to be one of the Powers That Be in a bird suit- yes, mostly they do." ~ Tom and Kit from, The Wizard's Dilemma.

"Hey, uh, good luck at that St. Anthony's place. I don't know anything about it, except that we beat their butts every year." "They gotta wear uniforms." "Is that right?" "Yeah. And they got nuns teaching there." No way! Nuns?" "Yeah!" "All right. Well, don't you go gettin' wild like you do. I don't wanna hear about you jumpin' out of the bleachers on the Pope or anything like that." ~ Paul and Tino on the phone in the book Tangerine.

WHAAAAA! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! OFFICE PRODUCTS FALLING FROM THE SKY! ~ Patrick Star from SpongeBob.

"How the heck did you know that? Lemme guess, books?"
"No, country music." ~ Me and my friend, after I answered a very challenging vocab question.

Don Patch in a tiny cop car: "Hey, I saw that! Pull over you, I've got you for hit and run!
BoBoBo: Yeah, right.
Don Patch: (pulls in front of him) Ha! I caught ya, so whaddaya say now?
BoBobo: snivel How 'bout some yogurt (Yogurt pops outta his fro)
Don Patch: Shut it!
BoboBo: (drives away) WAAAAAAAHH T_T
Don Patch: GET BACK HERE, NOW I'VE GOT YOU FOR POSSESSION OF YOGURT IN A SCHOOL ZONE! ~ BoBoBo-Bo Bo BoBo

"Prince Bowser, LITTLE bites! Oh, here, have some warm milk. It's uh, from an evil cow." ~ Kamek in Mario & Luigi: Partners in
Time

QTxPinoY94: Sees 1k still there
QTxPinoY94: Awright!
QTxPinoY94: Picks up the 1k. Is now rich
QTxPinoY94: Gets killed by stray bullet. Respawns with half of money (500).
QTxPinoY94: NOOOOO!
Piratelord2011: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
QTxPinoY94: starts firing fireballs everywhere
Piratelord2011: Cry. Definately cry.
QTxPinoY94: one narrowly hits Piratelord
Piratelord2011: Yay, flaming rock candy!
QTxPinoY94: ... ~ One of the more, "interesting" play-by-plays over the Instant Messager.

If the war is not settled, the maelstrom will create worldwide disasters!
Disasters are not good.
Thank you for that deep insight, Graggy. Now, it's up to you and I to somehow fix this problem. ~ Aquella in adventure Quest, "Tide of War"

General Bour: Graa! Get out of my way, soft-skin! I have to get this Death-Roller hidden before the Drakel I stole it from find me!
Diablo Strawhat: I hate to tell you, but-- You're leaving a very easy-to-follow trail. Maybe you need to read, "Hiding for Dummies."
General Bour: What is a dummy?
Diablo Strawhat: Oh, sorry--- "Dummy" is a respectful term for "orc".
General Bour: RRR--- well if you will not move out of my way, I will have to ask my fellow dummies to flay you!
Diablo Strawhat: Do your worst!
General Bour: DUMMIES, ATTAAAAAAACKKKK! ~ "The Vision" on Epic Quest on Adventure Quest.

Uldor: Actually, it was just an illusion. That never happened.
Diablo Strawhat: You mean I didn't just defeat a small army of dummies? I mean, orcs?