FireBringer

Awwwww-

*hugs you so hard your spine cracks*

-zat was sweet. But I'm more crazeh zan anyfin.

heh- WISH I had an Aussie accent. American accents are BORING.

*in desperation, pulls out the flame thrower she'd stuffed in her pocket earlier this morning*

STAY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

oh hey since, you know, we have time-

*looks at melted minion globs*

-I'll tell you that I put up a new piccy of me on my profile. heh heh hee- I are crazeh.

*runs around in circles, spraying random people with hot water*

hahahahaha...!!!!!!

*wips off th cloth, uncovering the secret weapon*

Yashi: erm...a WATER GUN???????

Me: Yesh- filled with HOT WATER!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

*sprays your minions with boiling hot water, forcing them to MELT*

lol- that's funneh.

But just so you know, there's NO WAY your gonna get me with your little shaving cream minions. Because I...have a SECRET WEAPON!

*pulls out cloth covered object*

Do you REALLY wanna find out what lies beneath this bad boy??????

*SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gets smacked in the head with a shaving cream bottle*

...GAH!!!!!


*rubs head and, at the same time, flings the mother of all shaving cream blobs at you. That's right...the MOTHER*

*uses sling shot to catapult globs of shaving cream at you*

YOU got clothes on Mothers Day?

heh, how does THAT work out???????

*attatches bottle of shaving cream to a near by squirrel, who THEN climbs up the tree and squirts you in the face*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

9:51 pm

I think thers a 12 hour difference between you and me. That's weird. I'm talking into the future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs to secret stash of shaving cream bottles and pulls out forty.*

I'm ready.

BRING IT ONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!